I just want to reach out a window here (literally as I’m having my morning coffee) and snatch one by its neck, but nooooo, can’t do that. More rules.
I should just say one was trying to break in and we got into a scuffle. So I ate it.
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I have a flock of turkeys that emerge from the woods every spring for the last 4 years like clockwork and terrorize my neighbor’s garden haha … 2 adults emerged last month and the tom came within 2 feet of me just scoping me out … seeing if i was a threat or not then walked away back to the hen and they returned to the woods.
We have a few in the parking lot at work that have been known to be aggressive with people. Wild times we live in man … I don’t remember seeing wild turkeys like this when I was a kid
One tried to dive tackle my car. Unfortunately I was going pretty fast and those bird bones contain virtually no adamantium.
Maybe that is for the better though.
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Would you rather fight 30 pre-lifting @flipcollar ‘s the size of turkeys, or one turkey the size of post-juice flipcollar?
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That would essentially be a velociraptor with feathers.
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The velociTRAPtor?
Or, more generally, a deltosaur?
A Trenceratops?
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Clavisaurus Rex!
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GIVE THIS MAN LIKES
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Broceratops
Been beta-orbiting this thread for a minute.
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Jesus Christ how did this thread gain SO much traction?
Can we get to ten thousand?
Depends … are we talking about 30 pre-lifting @flipcollar s the size of turkeys at the same time or something like Louis Gossett Jr in Diggstown where he fights guys in a succession?
In both scenarios, you are in a strongman gym. 30 v 1, at the same time. No bystanders, but strongman implements everywhere. So you can take out some pre lift flips with logs in the first scenario, but you need to watch out in the second one because the juiced up turkey will start heaving atlas stones quickly.
hmm … added dimensions … I like it … I’d go with the 30 at once … I’d probably lose - I’m not as agile as I used to be … but I’d take a few of those fuckers with me
That has been my opinion as well since I’m like 15 years old, but I have never actually met anyone that agrees with me.
Love that song. Love that album. Well actually I love the debut just as much. Yes, another unpopular opinion, but then again The Temple of Doom is my favorite Indy movie.
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i like where this thread went.
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such is the nature of TN “Epic” threads … fuckin rollercoasters man
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I would agree. Raiders just doesn’t stand the test of time although it did revolutionize the way action/adventure movies were shot. I challenge anyone who doesn’t agree with this to go watch it again right now. Off the top of my head, old movies that would actually stand out even today are like The Seven Samurai, The Dollars Trilogy, Apocalypse Now, The Godfather 2, Scarface, The Untouchables etc.
Thanks, I intend on staying or becoming like this/that literally forever. It’s just an intention though, doesn’t mean it would be easy or possible
me watching this thread from afar.
what has become of this place. disappointing. a bunch of old dudes talking about old people music.
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