Have You Ever Beta Orbited a Girl

Ok, so what do you think it is? I feel the same pain at times doing pull ups as well. But no pain on chest presses

No idea dude. I am not a doctor. I can’t render diagnosis; I am just good at training around and through injuries.

Technically, that’s not having sex either.

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Walked into this thread, took a peak around, walking right back out…

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more like hiked the Appalachian trail …

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You’re full of shit lol … if you didn’t care why mention anything other than the topic? Why say you look like flip but with more fat? You care, you’re getting called out now you’re trying to act aloof … joke

Half the time you quote me I don’t even know what was said, I have to go back and read it (when I’m not lazy to do so) to remember the context.

yes, I could give 2 shits about my lifting numbers. I haven’t cared about out benching the next bro at the gym since I was maybe 25? Yeah, I used to care for sure, I used to get jealous if some guy at the gym was out benching me, even if his form was garbage and he had no muscle mass lol. That is a long time ago though.

Do I care if I get fat? yes, yes I do. Do I feel guilty if I go all in on a pizza? Totally. But I don’t give a damn that so and so can deadlift to the point he almost gets a hernia or actually does get a hernia like this dumb idiot at the gym the other day that had to be stretchered out lol.

And no I’m not flip, I haven’t won at life to the point I’m so bored I have to go rip my body to pieces for nothing but accolades. Maybe one day, but definitely not now.

So, yeah, lick my balls polo.

Envious. Unless you were afraid he was going to use his superior strength to kick you off the bench.

can we not do that? I just woke up from a nice nap out on the hammock. now I’m aggravated.

going to the gym.

I promise: I won’t kick you off the bench.

Ok. Now we’re fightin’.

Pizza is damn good recovery food. Especially when the pepperoni gets crisp and curls up a little and makes those little cups of oil.

Anybody that disagrees is my mortal enemy.

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I think the issue is that pizza can add like a pound of permanent water held each year. Those pounds add up.

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Just when I disagree with some things you say, you remind me why I like you! You’re a funny guy, for real! I genuinely think this.

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I drank last night and now I’m hungover from the excess water I’m carrying in my new moon face.

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I avoid that by relying primarily on water produced by metabolism, but only if you don’t count coffee and other water based beverages (Gatorade, and other liquid candy juice type drinks) and regular tap water.

Gatorade is pretty much just water

…only bulkier.

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Can we at least see a 405 x 20 Squat?

Considering how often I get no repped by the internet, most likely no, haha.

“No repped”?

And who cares? T-Nation reps you. I rep you, buddy. And a 405 x 17 squat just seems incomplete until you turn it into 405 x 20. Reddit is full of idiots.

Know where a good place to take pictures of ones physique? The gym…

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