You can get lean eating steaks and drinking beer.
Why are you going to use gear?
Well. I eat at about 3800 calories a day to gain weight.
Shit’s actually super annoying after a while. Being a stoner helps ofc, but it still takes the fun out of eating after a bit.
Psh. Low carb schmo carb. I just cut out pasta and bread (but will never cut out cereal). I love me some carbs
I haven’t decided if I will or not.
I don’t count macros or calories. I just don’t eat any carb sources except for immediately pre and post training. Rest of diet is meat and veggies.
I find fats suit me better.
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Because you said you looked like flipcollar,
Only bulkier, and that’s a tall order, and you won’t post pictures of just your torso to prove it, and you keep saying you’re holding water or holding fat- it would be an internet anomaly if you were anything like what you described, and if your little bit of “water weight” was anything less than a ton of fat. Of course I can’t know what you look like, but unless this is your first time on the internet, can’t you see how this looks?
Literally loled.
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I’ve lost 4 pounds since last Monday morning, when I weighed and decided I was carrying too much “water weight” post-vacation. The way I eliminated this “water” was by cutting carbs, except for Friday and Saturday, when I ate them. Oh, and some light popcorn last night.
Additionally, no shortage of salt, couple of glasses of wine, Chinese food feast and also sushi, one ribeye event, and a couple of good sized candy shop chocolates (bark, truffle).
And I’m OLD, as you’ve noted. WTF is wrong with you, @greenboy? Remind me, do you work out, or is your plan to use drugs to hit all that muscle without having to work at it much?
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I’m occasionally confounded as well. My husband, on the other hand, will return it no matter what, as far as I know. When I’m with him I do, too, so as not to look like the asshole I actually am.
It has just occurred to me that maybe he’s just doing it because he thinks I’m a good person. Probably not, though. He knows my feelings around adverse conditions, so is probably making good guesses as to how I run my game.
He gave me an entire rain outfit for my birthday last month, which is like the third one now.
Of course, duh. Going to sit on the couch watching sports, eating chic-fil-a, hate posting on T-nation on the side, all while taking drugs in the bum bum.
You see the irony here?
I wasn’t looking for solutions at that point. I wanted blood. It’s a pretty good one though. In house bakery (killer breads), they source their meats from a packing house about a mile away, and probably most importantly still have the giant bags of Mrs. T’s 
pierogis.
You haven’t lived till you’ve had pierogis and some sauced up morels.
I certainly do! I’m in poor shape by my measure, and posted a pic on the day it was (jokingly) requested.
No big deal, unless you’re a liar.
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I’ve had plenty of pierogis. I dated a Slovak during my time in Europe. I used to like it with this spicy sauce they used to serve it with, I forget what it was called.
I wonder about some of you, seriously.
You can be in great shape and not be a fucking bodybuilder or fitness model. Would you say Alex Ovechkin isn’t in great shape?
A young Ovi probably at his peak athleticism lol. But since this is a bodybuilding forum I can excuse the fact that when someone says “great shape” they mean their peak, visually.
No, I’m not in peak shape, visually. I’m not oil ready for a bodybuilding competition. Understand? Or is that way too hard for you to grasp?
He’s lovely, but I think we’re looking for a photo of YOU, lol.
But if your physique was like flipcollars, just a bit bulkier, you’d have posted a picture here. This isn’t a professional competition, you just said something that none of us think is true, and unlike a lot of things online, you can prove it to us in 30 seconds any time you want.
I’ll have to go look through and find the pic I saw when I said that. after seeing more of his pics, well, there’s pics that he is super fucking lean.
Leanness makes you look a lot different in a picture vs in real life.
Look at Cristiano Ronaldo. He looks like a fucking machine right here (of course he is a superb athlete, godly ) but in person he is so goddamn lean, and skinny, you could punch a hole through his chest. You wouldn’t think so going by the picture.
Dude, I get that there are starving kids that would be very happy with the $1 cheese rollup, but you promised nachos.
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A few people here have met him IRL. I’ve met a couple of people here IRL that have met him.
He’s well established as being exactly who he says he is, as are quite a few others.