Have You Ever Beta Orbited a Girl

Right. As I said, it’s entertainment media too.

I think you’re confused. That’s just what it looks like when it’s spelled correctly.:laughing:

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As @Drew1411 said above, people lie about themselves to make themselves look good or just because reality often looks tedious in comparison. On a large scale, that’s media painting an incorrect picture of a country. On a small scale, people misrepresent themselves on social media.

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The magnifying effect here also being that people tend to start off with an incorrect perspective of themselves, and then embellish that even further.

You could be some overweight late 30s dude that eats too much Chick fil-a and convince yourself that you’re pretty jacked by spending time looking at yourself in a dark room at specific angles, and then you go a little bit further and say you look like a more muscular version of @flipcollar

I’m sorry: this meme will eventually stop being so funny.

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I literally wrote out words to that effect, but decided against it. We all have delusions about ourselves, I’m sure.

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Yeah, separate the tongue in cheek element to it, I mean what I wrote in full sincerity. We’re all the hero in our own narratives, and we tend to give ourselves excuses, leeway and forgiveness that we would not grant to others.

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Do you believe we would be strong enough to have it any other way?

As a species? No. In certain individuals? Yeah.

Bunch of chumps imo. I’ve been underselling myself for years.

Underpromise, overdeliver.

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Promise nothing.

Deliver even less.

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I had a sudden flash of you as Agent Smith from the matrix

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Less than 1%. Not as far along as I’d like. But much closer than I used to be lmao.

How would you describe someone who is the villain in their own narrative?

Self-aware.

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That was a bit more anticlimactic than I anticipated, but damn if it’s not accurate haha.

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@greenboy once you start, please remember: never, ever take a cycle off.

what?

I was attempting to make a joke. You had previously discussed going on steroids.

couldn’t of you just returned the cupcake and explained what happened?

shitty supermarket you got there

What is really funny is that you actually have vids and pics and still talk like this… I could be 100lb overweight and still do better than a dude with a beak like yours.