I have a big ass, big legs and a skinny waist relative to my lower half. I’m also 5’10 so I usually wear 30 or 32 long.
It’s IMPOSSIBLE to find pants that fit me in the ass and in the waist.
Anyone else? I feel like a fucking mcdonalds eating fat fuck buying size 40 to fit my thighs and ass
[quote]Politico wrote:
I have a big ass, big legs and a skinny waist relative to my lower half. I’m also 5’10 so I usually wear 30 or 32 long.
It’s IMPOSSIBLE to find pants that fit me in the ass and in the waist.
Anyone else? I feel like a fucking mcdonalds eating fat fuck buying size 40 to fit my thighs and ass[/quote]
Not that I have the same problem, but has anyone else noticed that it’s almost impossible to find a pair of jeans that aren’t “low cut”. It pisses me off. I either have to wear my jeans low, or I get a weggie (spelling?). And even if I wanted to wear my pants low in the first place, being low cut doesn’t even help.
I hate shopping for jeans
[quote]vision1 wrote:
Politico wrote:
I have a big ass, big legs and a skinny waist relative to my lower half. I’m also 5’10 so I usually wear 30 or 32 long.
It’s IMPOSSIBLE to find pants that fit me in the ass and in the waist.
Anyone else? I feel like a fucking mcdonalds eating fat fuck buying size 40 to fit my thighs and ass
Not that I have the same problem, but has anyone else noticed that it’s almost impossible to find a pair of jeans that aren’t “low cut”. It pisses me off. I either have to wear my jeans low, or I get a weggie (spelling?). And even if I wanted to wear my pants low in the first place, being low cut doesn’t even help.
I hate shopping for jeans[/quote]
Damn bro, yes I was thinking the same thing. I haven’t bought a whole lot of new clothes in the past 3 years because I’ve been in college and more or less poor.
I recently got a job and for the first time in a long time, I actually have a little expendable income. So a couple of weeks ago I went to the mall, able and willing to exchange money for pants, and all I see is metrosexual, low cut, “faded” looking, “rugged” looking pants. I must have went to 4 or 5 different stores, looking at all the different brands, even willing to pay more if I find something decent, and not a damn thing in site.
What the fuck happened to jeans that look brand new, and are one solid fucking color? Is the entire world metrosexual now?
It isn’t hard or expensive to get them taken in at the waist.
Did anyone else notice that this same topic pops up about every two months?
Try finding 40 by 34’s. It’s nearly impossible.
Try finding 40 by 34’s. It’s nearly impossible.
Try Carhartts.
[quote]Lilium wrote:
It isn’t hard or expensive to get them taken in at the waist.[/quote]
Typically less can be done with jeans than traditional pants.
[quote]snipeout wrote:
Did anyone else notice that this same topic pops up about every two months?[/quote]
Yes. And it’s always frequented by guys who don’t weigh 200 lbs. but who are nonetheless too “big” to function in society.
[quote]snipeout wrote:
Did anyone else notice that this same topic pops up about every two months?[/quote]
Yes, and it gets more and more ridiculously boring. Considering how easy it is to order stuff over the internet, I don’t know why anyone would waste time going into a clothing store where you can’t tell the men’s clothing from the women’s. But then, I don’t usually wear jeans. Most of the shit I wear is either from Old Navy or Under Armour, both of which usually have several different sizes and cuts to clothing. If your quads are at or over 30", I could see you really having a huge problem finding clothes. Otherwise, I think most people just like to complain.
[quote]etaco wrote:
Typically less can be done with jeans than traditional pants.[/quote]
I’ve had jeans taken in. Cost me all of ten bucks.
Try Bullhead jeans from Pacific Sunwear (Pac Sun). I love the way they fit, and they are pretty affordable (usually $34.99 or 2 for $60). They are my favorite style of jeans.
Levi’s 559 and 569 are good also for what you are looking for.
But yeah, I feel ya bro. It always seems the best fitting jeans are the ones you already have, and don’t want to break in a new pair of jeans.
[quote]mazevedo wrote:
I recently got a job and for the first time in a long time, I actually have a little expendable income. So a couple of weeks ago I went to the mall, able and willing to exchange money for pants, and all I see is metrosexual, low cut, “faded” looking, “rugged” looking pants. I must have went to 4 or 5 different stores, looking at all the different brands, even willing to pay more if I find something decent, and not a damn thing in site.
What the fuck happened to jeans that look brand new, and are one solid fucking color? Is the entire world metrosexual now?[/quote]
Yes, because there is something inherently more manly about solid blue denim over blue and light blue denim. What the hell does it matter?
OH NOES!!! TEH METR0SEXUALZ!!!
who still whines about things being metrosexual anymore, that was like two years ago. if your looking for non-fashionable jeans, simply dont go to the mall, or fashion boutiques. try marshalls.
[quote]Taquito wrote:
mazevedo wrote:
I recently got a job and for the first time in a long time, I actually have a little expendable income. So a couple of weeks ago I went to the mall, able and willing to exchange money for pants, and all I see is metrosexual, low cut, “faded” looking, “rugged” looking pants. I must have went to 4 or 5 different stores, looking at all the different brands, even willing to pay more if I find something decent, and not a damn thing in site.
What the fuck happened to jeans that look brand new, and are one solid fucking color? Is the entire world metrosexual now?
Yes, because there is something inherently more manly about solid blue denim over blue and light blue denim. What the hell does it matter?[/quote]
There isn’t shit more manly about it. I just don’t like that fake ass “rugged” look. I want new pants to look new.
And I don’t care if they’re light blue or dark blue- both colors are fine with me. I just want each pair to be of a uniform color.
But I know, it’s what everyone’s buying these days, so majority rules. Fuck it, I’ll keep the ones I have.
[quote]BrwnbellyYankee wrote:
OH NOES!!! TEH METR0SEXUALZ!!!
who still whines about things being metrosexual anymore, that was like two years ago. if your looking for non-fashionable jeans, simply dont go to the mall, or fashion boutiques. try marshalls.
[/quote]
Yeah, you win. I’ll go to Marshall’s right now.
[quote]Politico wrote:
I have a big ass, big legs and a skinny waist relative to my lower half. I’m also 5’10 so I usually wear 30 or 32 long.
It’s IMPOSSIBLE to find pants that fit me in the ass and in the waist.
Anyone else? I feel like a fucking mcdonalds eating fat fuck buying size 40 to fit my thighs and ass[/quote]
Levis jeans offers a program where you can have jeans fitted/measured to your body…Problem solved…
I can relate. Starting out as a dancer once i hit puberty my legs became huge, but my waist stayed really itty bitty… still is.
Im not massive but i have to buy a 32 waist to get them over my legs… my waist is a 28 or 30 depending on where i am getting my jeans.
As far as where i get them, i skip the whole Abercrombie bull, since i prefer to purchase clothing that is not jacked up and used looking, and go straight to Old Navy. Or Target…
Use paint.