Hallowed: Jackin Yo T!

[faints]

brb buying a fat rock for hallowed

You fail to prove your point. Other than you can make HolyMac faint, which may be a record of sorts.

Lol da fuck!? You wake up with beautiful curls! I’m mad jelly. I wake up with like hair in my mouth and drool hardening in my hair…usually a crazy half pony tail. Sometimes (read: usually) I also do a terrible job removing my makeup from the night before so my eye liner is all caked under my eyes and shit…I’m a disaster. I wish I woke up looking like you! It would have saved me many-a-sneaky exits from boyfriends houses.

[quote]GuerillaZen wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]wiggles wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

AWWWW sank you! So nice! Of course I have bad face days. Well, not days. Um mornings? [/quote]

I call bullshit.[/quote]

REPOST![/quote]

This is soooooooo not a good example of the pt. you are trying to make. Still beautifull even in this pic.[/quote]

OMG well thanks! Don’t get me wrong I know I’m a pretty girl (woman?) I def. Don’t feel beautiful when I first wake up!

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]wiggles wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

AWWWW sank you! So nice! Of course I have bad face days. Well, not days. Um mornings? [/quote]

I call bullshit.[/quote]

REPOST![/quote]

This pic just totally proved my point!!
YOUR FACE IS MAGICAL. DEAL WITH IT.

:)[/quote]

OMG! Geeeeeeee!
muah

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
[faints]

brb buying a fat rock for hallowed[/quote]

Yay my life!

[quote]wiggles wrote:
You fail to prove your point. Other than you can make HolyMac faint, which may be a record of sorts.[/quote]

LOL!
HolyMac knows I’ll slip him some tongue in my attempted “resuscitation”.

[quote]Dasher wrote:
Lol da fuck!? You wake up with beautiful curls! I’m mad jelly. I wake up with like hair in my mouth and drool hardening in my hair…usually a crazy half pony tail. Sometimes (read: usually) I also do a terrible job removing my makeup from the night before so my eye liner is all caked under my eyes and shit…I’m a disaster. I wish I woke up looking like you! It would have saved me many-a-sneaky exits from boyfriends houses.[/quote]

Girl left over eyeliner FTW! It’s like a sneaky way to have makup on without applying any! Oh and um my hair is curly. I blow it out straighter.

Who wanted a pic of the RAPE CURLS position? Well I has video. Watching this I’m pretty sure I got IRL trolled by Rockula LOL. I swear they work the hams better. Plus I got some dates!

DEADLIFT DAY 2/25/12
Week One Cycle Six of 5 3 1

A. SUMO DEADLIFTS
5 x 95
5 x 115
3 x 135
5 x 145
5 x 170
5+ (5) x 190 ← am going for maxes this cycle decided to only do 5 for my 5

CONVENTIONAL DEADS 10 x 135
I have always pulled SUMO going to work on my conventional.

B. ROCKULA RAPE CURLS
10 x 45
8 x 65
8 x 65
8 x 65

C1. WEIGHTED HYPERS
10 x 25p
10 x 25p
10 x 25p

C2. ROMANIAN DEADLIFTS (full extension to deficit)
10 x 135
9 x 135
8 x 135

D1. PLANKS
.55
.45
.45

D2. SHRUGS
8 x 45
8 x 45
8 x 45

D3. CALF EXTRA IN LEG PRESS (3 sec press/5 sec hold)
12 x 3pp+10
12 x 3pp+10
12 x 3pp+10

Good WORKOUT!

Food & Points
Fish oil +5
a.m. fasted cardio 40 minutes +10
Cream of wheat almond breeze Metabolic Drive muscle formula (+5 clean carbs +10 lean protein)
Single serving almond butter (+5 healthy fat)
Peri workout 1 scoop surge workout fuel, 1 scoop MAG-10, 1.5 scooped Anaconda (+5 workout nutrition)
Protein bar (+10 lean protein)
Three meatballs tomato sauce 1pz parm (+10 protein +5 Veg +5 healthy fat)
Three whole eggs 1/2 sprouted wheat tortillas lettuces (+10 lean protein, +5 healthy fat, +5 vegetables +5 clean carbs)
Workout +25

TOTAL 120


I like your socks… Wha??

[quote]TheTexican wrote:
I like your socks… Wha??[/quote]

Yay Rape! Derr Wut?


Yup.

oooh a Hall video!

I’ll have to try those. maybe.

[quote]Dasher wrote:
Lol da fuck!? You wake up with beautiful curls! I’m mad jelly. I wake up with like hair in my mouth and drool hardening in my hair…usually a crazy half pony tail. Sometimes (read: usually) I also do a terrible job removing my makeup from the night before so my eye liner is all caked under my eyes and shit…I’m a disaster. I wish I woke up looking like you! It would have saved me many-a-sneaky exits from boyfriends houses.[/quote]

Do you ever look in the mirror in the morning and think “This is my crackwhore look?” cause I do, and it’s generally caused by the above :stuck_out_tongue:

Hallowed you always look so adorable and sexy! Good work with the workout and eats. You’re a formidable nemesis :slight_smile:

Hi!

misses our Hallowed.

Mucho~

:slight_smile: videos :)!!!

That video is such a tease. Solid deadift day I <3 that you are doing some conventional pulls too

YEP, looks like a perfect workout to me!

I am also curious how you can think up so much creative flirty stuff to say to all your guy fans? I would like hints/pointers, mmmkaaaaaay.

I’m branchin’ out!

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
YEP, looks like a perfect workout to me!

I am also curious how you can think up so much creative flirty stuff to say to all your guy fans? I would like hints/pointers, mmmkaaaaaay.

I’m branchin’ out![/quote]

Alright! Spock is getting her flirt on. You should…you are totally hot.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
oooh a Hall video!

I’ll have to try those. maybe. [/quote]

Vid please :slight_smile:

Duck rape! (I actually photographed this - not something I found on the internets).

We have a rape machine at my gym. Cybex makes it (link here: http://www.cybexintl.com/products/strength/5240/intro.aspx)
I call 'em doggy style leg curls. You bend over it and do one leg at a time. It’s effective but it does bother my sciatica somewhat (although, to be fair, I’ve really not had any sciatic pain since I stopped running. Funny that).

[quote]Oleena wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:
Lol da fuck!? You wake up with beautiful curls! I’m mad jelly. I wake up with like hair in my mouth and drool hardening in my hair…usually a crazy half pony tail. Sometimes (read: usually) I also do a terrible job removing my makeup from the night before so my eye liner is all caked under my eyes and shit…I’m a disaster. I wish I woke up looking like you! It would have saved me many-a-sneaky exits from boyfriends houses.[/quote]

Do you ever look in the mirror in the morning and think “This is my crackwhore look?” cause I do, and it’s generally caused by the above :stuck_out_tongue: [/quote]

I usually think “this is my crackwhore look” when I have been exchanging sexual favors for small amounts of crack/LSD/powdered sugar/other white substance that might be confused as crack.

(Disclaimer: Dash is not really on crack)

[quote]Dasher wrote:

[quote]Oleena wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:
Lol da fuck!? You wake up with beautiful curls! I’m mad jelly. I wake up with like hair in my mouth and drool hardening in my hair…usually a crazy half pony tail. Sometimes (read: usually) I also do a terrible job removing my makeup from the night before so my eye liner is all caked under my eyes and shit…I’m a disaster. I wish I woke up looking like you! It would have saved me many-a-sneaky exits from boyfriends houses.[/quote]

Do you ever look in the mirror in the morning and think “This is my crackwhore look?” cause I do, and it’s generally caused by the above :stuck_out_tongue: [/quote]

I usually think “this is my crackwhore look” when I have been exchanging sexual favors for small amounts of crack/LSD/powdered sugar/other white substance that might be confused as crack.

(Disclaimer: Dash is not really on crack)[/quote]

lol. Another vanilla protein powder moment.