[quote]BobParr wrote:
Open a restaurant next door to this place - one that serves just meat and grog. PWO protein would consist of meat eaten off the bone without utensils. Dogs would be allowed (and encouraged) in the place so that the bones could thrown to them. After the food, all would drink lots of mead and listen to an epic poem being recited. I’m talking Beowulf, not some poetry slam crap!
Sorry… English major here.[/quote]
I effin’ LOVE this idea.
[quote]thefederalist wrote:
Will there be a P90x/Bodypump section for those who want to be aesthetic?[/quote]
I suppose this is where we get our squires. They could workout in the main area only, and if a warrior needs thier assistance for a spot, or needs thier equipment, they must oblige. Also they take a rotation cleaning the joint and cooking in the kitchen. They can graduate to warrior status if they desire, Of course they will need to accomplish somthing heroic to get that low level warrior status.
V
For the attached eating place, All meat is cooked over an open pit using wood. Basic spices can be applied, but we aren’t doing any gourmet shit here, just meat and spices roasted over a wood fired pit. The plates will be big, heavy, metal plates. The utensils will be crude and also larger than normal.
The meat will come from local farms, free range, grass fed animals. No bullshit.
V
Maybe this place should be opened in the same place where Rocky trained in Rocky 4…make it like a missionary, you live there for months and when you leave your just a complete warrior completely numb to the elements, and just a machine…you can make 2 of them, 1 can be in the extreme cold, the other in extreme heat…just an idea
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]benos4752 wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Well if we’re going with Frank Frazetta (RIP) we must include “Death Dealer”
This hangs framed on the wall by my bed so it is the first thing I see every morning…[/quote]
Why can’t more women be like you…[/quote]
x infinity.[/quote]
Xinfity + 1. I dont think theres an artist out there that can capture the nature of man quite like Frazetta. Well,maybe Simon Bisley.
[quote]BobParr wrote:
[quote]majik wrote:
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How old is your son, majik? He’s awesome! I hope he sticks with it.[/quote]
Most of those are actually Ryan Bakke’s son. I don’t have Kids, Ryan Bakke is a pro strongman. His son is just awesome.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
For the attached eating place, All meat is cooked over an open pit using wood. Basic spices can be applied, but we aren’t doing any gourmet shit here, just meat and spices roasted over a wood fired pit. The plates will be big, heavy, metal plates. The utensils will be crude and also larger than normal.
The meat will come from local farms, free range, grass fed animals. No bullshit.
V[/quote]
NO UTENSILS! Hands, man. HANDS!
[quote]Vegita wrote:
The meat will come from local farms, free range, grass fed animals. No bullshit.
V[/quote]
There is a gym I am looking to join that lists all the local farms that do that. It’s awesome.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
For the attached eating place, All meat is cooked over an open pit using wood. Basic spices can be applied, but we aren’t doing any gourmet shit here, just meat and spices roasted over a wood fired pit. The plates will be big, heavy, metal plates. The utensils will be crude and also larger than normal.
The meat will come from local farms, free range, grass fed animals. No bullshit.
V[/quote]
Make the local farmers deliver the animals alive. Meat should be slaughtered on spot after sacrificing of the daily virgin.
[quote]majik wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
The meat will come from local farms, free range, grass fed animals. No bullshit.
V[/quote]
There is a gym I am looking to join that lists all the local farms that do that. It’s awesome.[/quote]
New Avitar Win. So… we should also have a section for whatever this chick is doing?
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This place sounds awesome. My hometown in February resembles Rocky’s compound in Rocky IV so I selfishly suggest Northern Ontario, Canada as a location. Or at least as an affiliate.
BTW: Where is the Crossfit/Bosu ball section for those of us who want to be ‘hawt & functional’? jk.jk.jk.jk.jk.jk.jk.
[quote]OdysseusUnbound wrote:
This place sounds awesome. My hometown in February resembles Rocky’s compound in Rocky IV so I selfishly suggest Northern Ontario, Canada as a location. Or at least as an affiliate.
BTW: Where is the Crossfit/Bosu ball section for those of us who want to be ‘hawt & functional’? jk.jk.jk.jk.jk.jk.jk.[/quote]
Right beside the endless pit. Didn’t you see that?
I think I could get it looking like Castle Greyskull. I think it be a fitting look for the hall of warriors.
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Iron Dwarf, got a new pic i see, haha sweet shadow!
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
When the gym needs something say new equipment we will organize bands to pillage the necessary items from other gyms.[/quote]
x2
Every month we could go find and pillage a new Planet Fitness in the state. We would break and, in true ninja style, throw ammonia caps and chalk in the eyes of anyone who dares be in our path. After tying up all the obviously mediocre and weak staff/members with monster mini bands and gagging them with their abundant supplies of tootsie rolls, we would load all their gym shit onto Prowlers and drag it out of there in a true victory fashion.
Got to be functional at the same time you know?
[quote]ahu2468 wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
When the gym needs something say new equipment we will organize bands to pillage the necessary items from other gyms.[/quote]
x2
Every month we could go find and pillage a new Planet Fitness in the state. We would break and, in true ninja style, throw ammonia caps and chalk in the eyes of anyone who dares be in our path. After tying up all the obviously mediocre and weak staff/members with monster mini bands and gagging them with their abundant supplies of tootsie rolls, we would load all their gym shit onto Prowlers and drag it out of there in a true victory fashion.
Got to be functional at the same time you know?[/quote]
x3 on Hallowed’s idea, and x 2 on Ahu’s idea haha, excellent!!
[quote]IronWarrior34 wrote:
Iron Dwarf, got a new pic i see, haha sweet shadow![/quote]
Thanks.
In bodybuilding, illusion is key.
Lighting is everything.
lol
[quote]IronWarrior34 wrote:
[quote]ahu2468 wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
When the gym needs something say new equipment we will organize bands to pillage the necessary items from other gyms.[/quote]
x2
Every month we could go find and pillage a new Planet Fitness in the state. We would break and, in true ninja style, throw ammonia caps and chalk in the eyes of anyone who dares be in our path. After tying up all the obviously mediocre and weak staff/members with monster mini bands and gagging them with their abundant supplies of tootsie rolls, we would load all their gym shit onto Prowlers and drag it out of there in a true victory fashion.
Got to be functional at the same time you know?[/quote]
x3 on Hallowed’s idea, and x 2 on Ahu’s idea haha, excellent!![/quote]
And you could use the tied and gagged staff members as foam rollers!!
[quote]ahu2468 wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
When the gym needs something say new equipment we will organize bands to pillage the necessary items from other gyms.[/quote]
x2
Every month we could go find and pillage a new Planet Fitness in the state. We would break and, in true ninja style, throw ammonia caps and chalk in the eyes of anyone who dares be in our path. After tying up all the obviously mediocre and weak staff/members with monster mini bands and gagging them with their abundant supplies of tootsie rolls, we would load all their gym shit onto Prowlers and drag it out of there in a true victory fashion.
Got to be functional at the same time you know?[/quote]
That is perhaps the most brilliant thing I have heard at any point, ever.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
I think I could get it looking like Castle Greyskull. I think it be a fitting look for the hall of warriors.
V[/quote]
X 1000000000000000000000000000000 on this idea. Fucking Castle Greyskull FTW !!! He-man is the reason I started lifting. No bullshit. I remember being a kid and thinking “THAT is what I want to look like when I grow up”. Though living in Canada, there’s no way I can achieve that sweet, deep tan. The bangs are pretty ghey though, they gots ta go.
