Ok, so we have a lot of takers. Looks like I’ll need a slightly larger building to accomodate the MMA (fighting) area. And possibly some other niche areas. Step 2 is WHERE do I build this? I mean is this the type of thing that qualifies as “if you build it, they will come”? or do I need to plan it so it’s near but not IN a major metropolis or something?
If I build it below the frostbelt, I can get away with a much bigger and cheaper building because I won’t have to focus very much on heating or insulation. The attached eating place would be staffed by buxom babes in bikinis and serving your meat trays and mead on roller skates. It would likley just be some rows of wooden picnic tables, a simple kitchen, There will be Pork, Beef and chicken, Then we will do Mashed regular and sweet potatoes, and some type of veggie. You get to pick what you want out of whats there and you get served a huge plate of it.
OH, Also there will be a wall of champions, Listing the top PR’s in many disciplines on a large wall, Say top 10 for a variety of different things. Lifts, Times on strongman events, etc… Competition breeds success.
Towards the end of the Hall of Warriors will be a wall of gladiator armor/weapons, you choose your armor/weapon, in the gym (or outside) will be a Gladiator Arena where you must survive a gladiator style fight against a lion/tiger, if you kill it, you wear its pelt over your shoulders each day you come to the gym, if you are killed than your denied access to this gym…
If you want to leave the gym and join elsewhere, you will be pitted against 2 lions and/or tigers with no weapons, and no armor…
I think this is a warrior’s way in and out of such an amazing establishment, thanks Vegita i think we should meet and create this place, your right in NY and im right in NJ, we can make this work!!!
Also, Warriros who have achieved a certain status within the hall are free to do as they please. And Further, Warriors who achieve an even higher status will be called upon to take on an apprentice or a trainee if you will. They will teach the incoming weaklings and pencil necks how to be a man. Incoming weaklings and pencil necks, Pussified boys and roly poly office cubs are NOT permitted to do anything unless it is under the guidance of an advanced warrior.
My life goal right now is to build a gym like this, not for public use but for my team and I to train at in a farm field somewhere.
only the strong, and half naked women, are allowed in, bonus to women who are strong and half naked.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Ok, so we have a lot of takers. Looks like I’ll need a slightly larger building to accomodate the MMA (fighting) area. And possibly some other niche areas. Step 2 is WHERE do I build this? I mean is this the type of thing that qualifies as “if you build it, they will come”? or do I need to plan it so it’s near but not IN a major metropolis or something?
If I build it below the frostbelt, I can get away with a much bigger and cheaper building because I won’t have to focus very much on heating or insulation. The attached eating place would be staffed by buxom babes in bikinis and serving your meat trays and mead on roller skates. It would likley just be some rows of wooden picnic tables, a simple kitchen, There will be Pork, Beef and chicken, Then we will do Mashed regular and sweet potatoes, and some type of veggie. You get to pick what you want out of whats there and you get served a huge plate of it.
OH, Also there will be a wall of champions, Listing the top PR’s in many disciplines on a large wall, Say top 10 for a variety of different things. Lifts, Times on strongman events, etc… Competition breeds success.
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Hmmm, where to build it?
My guess would be a very tough, high-crime neighborhood. Someplace like Hell’s Kitchen or the Bowery back before it was gentrified.
You could save money on equipment like Prowlers because stripped cars outside the gym could be pushed or dragged. You could do sandbag training using unconscious winos instead of sandbags. If said winos were particularly sloshed, they’d also stand in for keg training. Street corner drug dealers who push their shit on children could be “conscripted” as sparring dummies for the MMA area. And you’d probably get a big tax break for starting a business in a blighted area, so it would be an all-around win.
[quote]IronWarrior34 wrote:
this is awesome…[/quote]
Jersey, Hell there are quite a few down there, though I think putting it in Jersey is not an option. Actually NE PENISylvania would be better. Or Lower Tear NY near the Tri State, There is a lot of rural there and it’s an hour from the city.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Ok, so we have a lot of takers. Looks like I’ll need a slightly larger building to accomodate the MMA (fighting) area. And possibly some other niche areas. Step 2 is WHERE do I build this? I mean is this the type of thing that qualifies as “if you build it, they will come”? or do I need to plan it so it’s near but not IN a major metropolis or something?
If I build it below the frostbelt, I can get away with a much bigger and cheaper building because I won’t have to focus very much on heating or insulation. The attached eating place would be staffed by buxom babes in bikinis and serving your meat trays and mead on roller skates. It would likley just be some rows of wooden picnic tables, a simple kitchen, There will be Pork, Beef and chicken, Then we will do Mashed regular and sweet potatoes, and some type of veggie. You get to pick what you want out of whats there and you get served a huge plate of it.
OH, Also there will be a wall of champions, Listing the top PR’s in many disciplines on a large wall, Say top 10 for a variety of different things. Lifts, Times on strongman events, etc… Competition breeds success.
V[/quote]
Hmmm, where to build it?
My guess would be a very tough, high-crime neighborhood. Someplace like Hell’s Kitchen or the Bowery back before it was gentrified.
You could save money on equipment like Prowlers because stripped cars outside the gym could be pushed or dragged. You could do sandbag training using unconscious winos instead of sandbags. If said winos were particularly sloshed, they’d also stand in for keg training. Street corner drug dealers who push their shit on children could be “conscripted” as sparring dummies for the MMA area. And you’d probably get a big tax break for starting a business in a blighted area, so it would be an all-around win.
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So like Detroit? Clean the city up with our warriros, Convert Gang bangers into warriors who fight for the weak instead of preying on the weak. Then get a key to the city? Bring industry back because companies want us warriors to work for them and they come to us?
Will Squires be provided or do I have to bring my own, my weapons and armour need polishing and up keep. I’m aware that Squires used to “polish” their masters “sword” if you know what I mean but I’ll pass on that lol.
24/7 hours, shift workers lift too.
I’m also thinking that TV’s run WSM videos and other shit like that all the time, no sound.
[quote]IronWarrior34 wrote:
my 2 cents on Sign Up and Leaving fees…
Towards the end of the Hall of Warriors will be a wall of gladiator armor/weapons, you choose your armor/weapon, in the gym (or outside) will be a Gladiator Arena where you must survive a gladiator style fight against a lion/tiger, if you kill it, you wear its pelt over your shoulders each day you come to the gym, if you are killed than your denied access to this gym…
If you want to leave the gym and join elsewhere, you will be pitted against 2 lions and/or tigers with no weapons, and no armor…
I think this is a warrior’s way in and out of such an amazing establishment, thanks Vegita i think we should meet and create this place, your right in NY and im right in NJ, we can make this work!!!
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Ok, so we have a lot of takers. Looks like I’ll need a slightly larger building to accomodate the MMA (fighting) area. And possibly some other niche areas. Step 2 is WHERE do I build this? I mean is this the type of thing that qualifies as “if you build it, they will come”? or do I need to plan it so it’s near but not IN a major metropolis or something?
If I build it below the frostbelt, I can get away with a much bigger and cheaper building because I won’t have to focus very much on heating or insulation. The attached eating place would be staffed by buxom babes in bikinis and serving your meat trays and mead on roller skates. It would likley just be some rows of wooden picnic tables, a simple kitchen, There will be Pork, Beef and chicken, Then we will do Mashed regular and sweet potatoes, and some type of veggie. You get to pick what you want out of whats there and you get served a huge plate of it.
OH, Also there will be a wall of champions, Listing the top PR’s in many disciplines on a large wall, Say top 10 for a variety of different things. Lifts, Times on strongman events, etc… Competition breeds success.
V[/quote]
Hmmm, where to build it?
My guess would be a very tough, high-crime neighborhood. Someplace like Hell’s Kitchen or the Bowery back before it was gentrified.
You could save money on equipment like Prowlers because stripped cars outside the gym could be pushed or dragged. You could do sandbag training using unconscious winos instead of sandbags. If said winos were particularly sloshed, they’d also stand in for keg training. Street corner drug dealers who push their shit on children could be “conscripted” as sparring dummies for the MMA area. And you’d probably get a big tax break for starting a business in a blighted area, so it would be an all-around win.
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So like Detroit? Clean the city up with our warriros, Convert Gang bangers into warriors who fight for the weak instead of preying on the weak. Then get a key to the city? Bring industry back because companies want us warriors to work for them and they come to us?
So like Detroit? Clean the city up with our warriros, Convert Gang bangers into warriors who fight for the weak instead of preying on the weak. Then get a key to the city? Bring industry back because companies want us warriors to work for them and they come to us?
The options for this are endless.
V[/quote]
Detroit is a good place imo. You have to fight to keep your belongings on the way to the arena. Slashing crackheads and petty thugs is a nice warm up before your training.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Ok, so we have a lot of takers. Looks like I’ll need a slightly larger building to accomodate the MMA (fighting) area. And possibly some other niche areas. Step 2 is WHERE do I build this? I mean is this the type of thing that qualifies as “if you build it, they will come”? or do I need to plan it so it’s near but not IN a major metropolis or something?
If I build it below the frostbelt, I can get away with a much bigger and cheaper building because I won’t have to focus very much on heating or insulation. The attached eating place would be staffed by buxom babes in bikinis and serving your meat trays and mead on roller skates. It would likley just be some rows of wooden picnic tables, a simple kitchen, There will be Pork, Beef and chicken, Then we will do Mashed regular and sweet potatoes, and some type of veggie. You get to pick what you want out of whats there and you get served a huge plate of it.
OH, Also there will be a wall of champions, Listing the top PR’s in many disciplines on a large wall, Say top 10 for a variety of different things. Lifts, Times on strongman events, etc… Competition breeds success.
V[/quote]
Heat? Heat is for pussies…so is air conditioning. Rocky IV proved it. A roaring fire in the dining area is plenty.
