Hack Wilson Pictures?

[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
Hack Wilson wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
sasquatch wrote:
unforgiven2 wrote:
You still going to post some of your lifting pics???

I’ll bet he has a good single arm bicep pose for ya!!!

“I’ll show you guys…BAM!!, rear Bicep”

Because I don’t want anybody to know who I am. But I will still berate anybody and everybody with 600 word posts.

Even though I don’t have time to waste on T-Nation.

This all sounds REAL familiar.

Well then…call me a fraud! I don’t care. I think - if review any post that I’ve made on training - it’s fairly obvious that I know what I’m talking about. And you CAN disregard every fucking word I type.

You can know what your talking about and still have the physique of a cancer patient.[/quote]

Then BELIEVE I have the physique of a cancer patient.

[quote]Hack Wilson wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
sasquatch wrote:
unforgiven2 wrote:
You still going to post some of your lifting pics???

I’ll bet he has a good single arm bicep pose for ya!!!

“I’ll show you guys…BAM!!, rear Bicep”

Because I don’t want anybody to know who I am. But I will still berate anybody and everybody with 600 word posts.

Even though I don’t have time to waste on T-Nation.

This all sounds REAL familiar.

Well then…call me a fraud! I don’t care. I think - if review any post that I’ve made on training - it’s fairly obvious that I know what I’m talking about. And you CAN disregard every fucking word I type. [/quote]

I really don’t mind you blathering on and on when you post, sometimes you even make sense.

You just like to tell people to shut up… or…shut the fuck up…or… shut the fuck up asshole.

Then you tell us of your lifting prowess and superior physique.

Just prove what you say and nobody will say another word.

But for the love of Christ don’t say you do not have the time. We all know better, and so do you.

[quote]Hack Wilson wrote:
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Here’s the thing: I think you know your shit when it comes to O-lift and how athletes train. I would be shocked to learn you’re just some douchebag.

But if you have time to post, then you have time to snap a pic.

I could see, though, why you’d not post one after being “called out.” If I told my wife, “Babe, I need you to take a picture of me because some guys on an Internet forum have challenged me,” she’d (rightly!) think I was the biggest douchebag ever and probably reconsider our marriage.

She already thinks I’m lame for even posting to a forum. (I tend to agree, actually.) The idea I’d need a pic because my manhood had been challenged, LOL, man, that’s just stupid.

[quote]Hack Wilson wrote:

I don’t want people to know who I really am). And there is one guy on the board who knows me and I know him (fairly well). He might jump in and tell you I am what I say am (not that it’s all that much).

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Don’t worry Hack. Your head (ego) is too big to fit in the picture anyways. No one will recognize you…

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Hack Wilson wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
sasquatch wrote:
unforgiven2 wrote:
You still going to post some of your lifting pics???

I’ll bet he has a good single arm bicep pose for ya!!!

“I’ll show you guys…BAM!!, rear Bicep”

Do you really believe no one will say another word? Come on.

Because I don’t want anybody to know who I am. But I will still berate anybody and everybody with 600 word posts.

Even though I don’t have time to waste on T-Nation.

This all sounds REAL familiar.

Well then…call me a fraud! I don’t care. I think - if review any post that I’ve made on training - it’s fairly obvious that I know what I’m talking about. And you CAN disregard every fucking word I type.

I really don’t mind you blathering on and on when you post, sometimes you even make sense.

You just like to tell people to shut up… or…shut the fuck up…or… shut the fuck up asshole.

Then you tell us of your lifting prowess and superior physique.

Just prove what you say and nobody will say another word.

But for the love of Christ don’t say you do not have the time. We all know better, and so do you.[/quote]

In any event. I’ll ask her to take digital and we’ll put it on our site (reserved for family - i.e. kid - pics) and then throw up on this thread. Saturday I’m doing snatch pulls and back squats. So a few shots there will have to do.

Thanks for telling me what I do and don’t have time for. Typing a few words as I toggle back and forth from E-mail or Word or Excel or Access is one thing. Going home and getting pics taken and putting them on our site is another. Check out how many posts I have made after 5:00 PM? Since you guys like to research so much. My bet is zero.

Does anyone else feel like they’re in third grade?

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Hack Wilson wrote:
I don’t think that this is my number one deliverable right now, though.

What does that mean, exactly?[/quote]

Wait, I speak bullshit. It means that he’s too busy romping around his $450K “mansion”, making “$150K”/yr., and day trading his blue chips to find his smoking hot little exotic wife to take his picture from behind. Lest someone steal his illustrious identity (with a photo?). Never mind the fact that countless others here take their own pics and modify them to make themselves unidentifiable. To be fair, one thing he has never claimed to be was brilliant.

The reason he hasn’t put a pic up yet is because no one big enough to live up to the bullshit he’s posted has walked into his gym so he could take their picture from behind.

Or maybe he just can’t find the right shoe, you know, for reference.

[quote]Hack Wilson wrote:
Does anyone else feel like they’re in third grade?[/quote]

Only in the morning. :slight_smile:

Ooooookay. I’ve culled our family album and only found one photo in which I’m doing anything athletic. Here I’m doing a lateral jump over a fence in my brother’s backyard, barefoot, on a bet from him. Obviously, it was pretty easy and I think my wife snapped this at takeoff. Not really sure.

In any event…at the very least you can tell I’m not a ‘cancer patient’. I KNOW it does not prove shit…but it’s the fucking best I can come up with right now.

Is this “feed the trolls” day and I missed the memo? Damn.

Why anyone says “post a pic to prove…” is beyond me. The guy could just find a picture and post it. How would you know it was even him, as long as it isn’t anyone famous?

What’s the point of this really? I almost wonder how many aliases HW has and which ones he’s using in this thread.

[quote]Hack Wilson wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Hack Wilson wrote:
I don’t think that this is my number one deliverable right now, though.

What does that mean, exactly?

Well…hmmmmmmm…I guess it means I’m a liar. Whatever you want it to mean. Could mean I’ve got other things to do and I’m not focused on appeasing the T-Nation folk.

Congrats on the degree, by the way. [/quote]

Thanks. Even us fucking losers get lucky once in a while.

[quote]eengrms76 wrote:
Is this “feed the trolls” day and I missed the memo? Damn.

Why anyone says “post a pic to prove…” is beyond me. The guy could just find a picture and post it. How would you know it was even him, as long as it isn’t anyone famous?

What’s the point of this really? I almost wonder how many aliases HW has and which ones he’s using in this thread.[/quote]

Gospel.

A picture means nothing to me–unless of course you throw that single rear bicep shot again…

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Thanks. Even us fucking losers get lucky once in a while.
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Even we fucking losers.

Fuck, weren’t you an English major?
:wink:

[quote]sasquatch wrote:
eengrms76 wrote:
Is this “feed the trolls” day and I missed the memo? Damn.

Why anyone says “post a pic to prove…” is beyond me. The guy could just find a picture and post it. How would you know it was even him, as long as it isn’t anyone famous?

What’s the point of this really? I almost wonder how many aliases HW has and which ones he’s using in this thread.

Gospel.

A picture means nothing to me–unless of course you throw that single rear bicep shot again…

[/quote]

Sasquatch and Zap…

AKA…Trollbusters.

[quote]Hack Wilson wrote:
Ooooookay. I’ve culled our family album and only found one photo in which I’m doing anything athletic. Here I’m doing a lateral jump over a fence in my brother’s backyard, barefoot, on a bet from him. Obviously, it was pretty easy and I think my wife snapped this at takeoff. Not really sure.

In any event…at the very least you can tell I’m not a ‘cancer patient’. I KNOW it does not prove shit…but it’s the fucking best I can come up with right now.

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Where are you in the picture? All I see is a chubby guy thats out of breath straddling a fencepost.

And those look like wal-mart shorts.

You look like Big Country in that photo.

Hack, could you get a pic a little further back? That one is much too close and providing too much detail. Try about a mile further back so we can really tell.

D

[quote]PGA wrote:
You look like Big Country in that photo.[/quote]

Jesus. I guess I do at that. You’re quick. I’ll give you that.

[quote]Hack Wilson wrote:

Does anyone else feel like they’re in third grade?[/quote]

I didn’t until you posted a pic of you lateral jumping a fence barefoot on a bet.

[quote]nephorm wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Thanks. Even us fucking losers get lucky once in a while.

Even we fucking losers.

Fuck, weren’t you an English major?
;-)[/quote]

Yea but I’m still from Jersey. Automatic disadvantage as far as syntax and sentence structure goes…can’t help it.

[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
Hack Wilson wrote:
Ooooookay. I’ve culled our family album and only found one photo in which I’m doing anything athletic. Here I’m doing a lateral jump over a fence in my brother’s backyard, barefoot, on a bet from him. Obviously, it was pretty easy and I think my wife snapped this at takeoff. Not really sure.

In any event…at the very least you can tell I’m not a ‘cancer patient’. I KNOW it does not prove shit…but it’s the fucking best I can come up with right now.

Where are you in the picture? All I see is a chubby guy thats out of breath straddling a fencepost.

And those look like wal-mart shorts.[/quote]

Wow. You’re not even smart enough to insult someone well. Walmart shorts? Come on. You can do better. Still got that porn star 'stash and junior high body?