[quote]cap’nsalty wrote:
While I was working in the ER, some guy came in saying that all the lights were off in his house, and he accidentally sat on a salad. That was why he had a carrot lodged in his ass.[/quote]
Hahahahaha! Sat on a salad, LOL! Oh, that’s a good one.
[quote]cap’nsalty wrote:
While I was working in the ER, some guy came in saying that all the lights were off in his house, and he accidentally sat on a salad. That was why he had a carrot lodged in his ass.[/quote]
Who puts whole carrots in their salads?
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
cap’nsalty wrote:
While I was working in the ER, some guy came in saying that all the lights were off in his house, and he accidentally sat on a salad. That was why he had a carrot lodged in his ass.
Who puts whole carrots in their salads?[/quote]
Exactly. LMFAO
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
cap’nsalty wrote:
While I was working in the ER, some guy came in saying that all the lights were off in his house, and he accidentally sat on a salad. That was why he had a carrot lodged in his ass.
Who puts whole carrots in their salads?
Exactly. LMFAO[/quote]
Notice a pattern of these events happening to guys who are nekid doing home repair and eating salads? lol;->
[quote]samky wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
cap’nsalty wrote:
While I was working in the ER, some guy came in saying that all the lights were off in his house, and he accidentally sat on a salad. That was why he had a carrot lodged in his ass.
Who puts whole carrots in their salads?
Exactly. LMFAO
Notice a pattern of these events happening to guys who are nekid doing home repair and eating salads? lol;->
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Too funny. Why even lie at that point? I mean you go to the ER with a carrot lodged in your ass…people figure out really quickly what you were really up to. I still like the changing light bulb story. Btw, does anyone know or can guess as to how you lodge a sink sprayer in your ass? What freaks.
[quote]samky wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
cap’nsalty wrote:
While I was working in the ER, some guy came in saying that all the lights were off in his house, and he accidentally sat on a salad. That was why he had a carrot lodged in his ass.
Who puts whole carrots in their salads?
Exactly. LMFAO
Notice a pattern of these events happening to guys who are nekid doing home repair and eating salads? lol;->
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These things remind me of Palahniuk’s Haunted.
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
samky wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
cap’nsalty wrote:
While I was working in the ER, some guy came in saying that all the lights were off in his house, and he accidentally sat on a salad. That was why he had a carrot lodged in his ass.
Who puts whole carrots in their salads?
Exactly. LMFAO
Notice a pattern of these events happening to guys who are nekid doing home repair and eating salads? lol;->
Too funny. Why even lie at that point? I mean you go to the ER with a carrot lodged in your ass…people figure out really quickly what you were really up to. I still like the changing light bulb story. Btw, does anyone know or can guess as to how you lodge a sink sprayer in your ass? What freaks. [/quote]
Armageddon, Armageddon!
I was at the scene of a train v. bicyclist accident. Needless to say it took off the top part of his skull. The kids in the neighborhood were using a stick to poke at the brain that had fallen from it’s owner…
Working as a cop, saw a traffic collission where a drunk driver swerved off the road and hit a chain-link fence. The collision caused the bar on top of the fence to come loose and travel through the windshield. The drunk must have seen this happening and turned his head to the left to avoid the pipe coming his way.
Too bad he was doing like 55, cause the pipe went straight through his head from thr right temple area to the left, leaving the guy skewered and hanging there. Firemen had to cut either side of the pole and the coroner scooped him with a pole through his head. Many of my partners were throwing up on that one.
[quote]animal4life wrote:
I just wanted to know, what are some of the most aweful injuries you guys have seen in the gym or anywhere? On TV, heard about, or experianced.
My worst injury was a torn ACL playing hockey.
At the gym im seen a dude rip his quad off the tendon and it rolled up his leg.
The worst injury i saw on TV was the sid vicious leg break in WCW, and the Joe Namith leg break.
The worst one i saw on the internet was a pic of a dude doing a squat, and he ripped his pants and his bowels came out through his ass. true story. If u guys can find the pic, post it. its gross.[/quote]
This wasn’t my worst injury (that would have been a compound break and dislocation of my thumb). This was from a hockey skate. Full puncture, when I was swishing water around in my mouth it squirted out of the wound. But I did finish the game.
Bench pressing. Final set. Exhausted. About to rack it. Right shoulder dislocates and bar crashes down across my throat. No spotters, I’m at home - alone. My neck’s pretty tough though. I rolled it off my chest, when it got off the ribs, THAT hurt as it crushed my innards.
Not as bad as it sounds since I’m semi-double jointed, but couldn’t use my arm much for a few weeks, which was a pain since I was leaving the next day for a holiday at the beach, and couldn’t swim proper.
Not such a bad accident but let that be a warning to the kids at home!
Here’s some others:
A friend playing soccer against a team when a gang war was going on between them, one of the guys kicked his leg so hard (shin on shin) his knee shattered into 9 pieces and took many years in a cast with reconstructions galore.
Another friend was bushwalking in a group, one guy dislocated his knee - in a canyon - and had to walk out with it (and two people helping). That’s a 4-5 hour walk up a 40 degree incline when you’re in good condition.
Another friend. Day after his wedding. Playing tennis (and drinking champagne too). Fell over - dislocated elbow. Off to hospital - nice honeymoon!
Friends’ sister, at athletics training, double compound fracture of lower arm - the “second elbow” effect.
My wife’s a doctor, she’s seen far, far worse, usually work related (the patient’s work, not hers) especially in building.
e.g a guy who got shot in the head with a nail gun and the nail managed to miss everything vital in the brain, the lucky fellow.
By the way the guy who drank drano … that is one of the worst things anyone can possibly do. It is almost guaranteed death, it is a miracle you didn’t die.
Gross or funny: you be the judge!
Worst injury I’ve seen: Freshman year at CWRU, scrimmage against Heidelburg College, their RB gets flung out of bounds and dislocates his hip. Never heard a guy scream like that before.
Funniest training injury: Two months ago I hit myself in the nose on the jerk half of a clean and jerk. Had enough bar velocity to break it. Bled like hell, but I finished the workout. Chuck Norris woulda been proud.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
cap’nsalty wrote:
While I was working in the ER, some guy came in saying that all the lights were off in his house, and he accidentally sat on a salad. That was why he had a carrot lodged in his ass.
Who puts whole carrots in their salads?[/quote]
Thank God it wasn’t a cucumber!
b[quote]AceQHounddog wrote:
Working as a cop, saw a traffic collission where a drunk driver swerved off the road and hit a chain-link fence. The collision caused the bar on top of the fence to come loose and travel through the windshield. The drunk must have seen this happening and turned his head to the left to avoid the pipe coming his way.
Too bad he was doing like 55, cause the pipe went straight through his head from thr right temple area to the left, leaving the guy skewered and hanging there. Firemen had to cut either side of the pole and the coroner scooped him with a pole through his head. Many of my partners were throwing up on that one.[/quote]
God Damn!
Two months before Joe Theismann broke his leg in that game I had the exact compound leg break happen to me. I also got tackled in the same manner, and what happens is your leg gets caught under the weight of both people, causing the bones to collapse under the extreme weight. Not only did I hear it break, I tried to move and the lower half of my leg below my knee stayed in one spot and the upper half swivelled away from the bottom. The good news was I could finally explain to people how it happened after Theismann did it.
[quote]Galvatron wrote:
HvRv wrote:
http://www.filecabi.net/video/gymofpain.html
That’s a great one. The worst I had ever heard of was a fellow who was playing rugby and dislocated his hip. His buddies asked him if he wanted to go the hospital or just have the guys present pop it back into place for him. He opted to have his teammates do the honors. After they did, he screamed so loud and long he tore his vocal chords…
…from the pain of one of his testicles that had manuevered itself into the hip joint while it was dislocated that had now been crushed when the limb was popped back into place.[/quote]
OMG!!! I almost screamed out loud at my desk. That is absolutely awful.
DB
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
samky wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
cap’nsalty wrote:
While I was working in the ER, some guy came in saying that all the lights were off in his house, and he accidentally sat on a salad. That was why he had a carrot lodged in his ass.
Who puts whole carrots in their salads?
lol;->
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I’m trying to figure out how you can’t get a carrot out of your ass? I’ve had shits that make carrots look like grains of rice.
DB
I remember an Army instructor tell us a story from when he was a jumpmaster with the 82nd Airborne. This one guy jumped out and for some reason, his tether didn’t function right (release from the plane and open the chute) and the guy remained tethered to the plane, slamming repeatedly against the side of the plane. The guy panicked (which is understandable)and before the jumpmaster had a chance to cut him free, he pulled his reserve cord. The result was that the reserve immediately deployed and ripped the guy’s torso in two since he was still tethered to the plane on the other side of his body. Nasty.
DB
[quote]scottiscool wrote:
Most disturbing thing I saw was a hockey clip on ESPN from an NHL game where a goalie got his neck sliced by a players skate. There was a puddle of blood on the ice that made me gag when I saw it. I thought I was watching a man die on TV[/quote]
Just found a video clip, it wasnt the exact one I saw but you get the gist of what happened. Its pretty disturbing, scroll to the bottom of the bio page and click on the link, it takes a few seconds to download.
Wow some of the injuries make me feel a lot better about my own. Anyways, my worst was dislocating both of my knees in a wrestling match last year. Someone picked me up and slammed me down and landed wrong and pop. But hey I once saw a study where 60% percent of college wrestlers had some sort of injury before the end of one season so I guess I didnt have it too bad.