[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
wesstangl wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
I drank drano once(some dumb ass put it in a wiskey bottle), and barfed my esophagus into the toilet. Also did some serious upper respiratory damage. One week in the I.C.U., another in regular care. Couldn’t eat for 2 weeks in hospital, got back on solid food in about 3, but it took 6 months for my taste buds to return.
Gross enough for ya?
One guy that witnessed it still turns white as a ghost when he sees me- 13 years later.
Are u serious?!?!?
Im curious as to what happened to the guy who put the draino in your drink.Even more to the point , why did he put the draino in your bottle?
Yes. Completely serious. A police investigation couldn’t prove malicious intent, just an exceptional degree of negligence- the negligence being placing a harmfull chemical in a mislabeled container. Found out later the reason was that the kid who was having the partys brother didn’t like us drinking there, and left a wiskey bottle full of drano on the bar as a booby trap of sorts. Definitely put an end to all partying.
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What a deuschbag… Could have put an end to someones life.
That’s a great one. The worst I had ever heard of was a fellow who was playing rugby and dislocated his hip. His buddies asked him if he wanted to go the hospital or just have the guys present pop it back into place for him. He opted to have his teammates do the honors. After they did, he screamed so loud and long he tore his vocal chords…
…from the pain of one of his testicles that had manuevered itself into the hip joint while it was dislocated that had now been crushed when the limb was popped back into place.
That’s a great one. The worst I had ever heard of was a fellow who was playing rugby and dislocated his hip. His buddies asked him if he wanted to go the hospital or just have the guys present pop it back into place for him. He opted to have his teammates do the honors. After they did, he screamed so loud and long he tore his vocal chords…
…from the pain of one of his testicles that had manuevered itself into the hip joint while it was dislocated that had now been crushed when the limb was popped back into place.[/quote]
I work for a health line and i hear nasty shit all day.
one chick was 9 months preg and she got a condom stuck in her. what if she woulda gave birth that day. imagine the doctors face when the baby came out with a condom on its arm.
[quote]animal4life wrote:
I work for a health line and i hear nasty shit all day.
one chick was 9 months preg and she got a condom stuck in her. what if she woulda gave birth that day. imagine the doctors face when the baby came out with a condom on its arm.[/quote]
Huuummmmmmmm.
Here we have had guys show up at the hospital that …uuuuuuuhhhhhh…
slipped while changing the lightbulb over the kitchen sink and the sprayer attachment (to rinse dishes) managed to find it’s way up their ass and become lodged???
[quote]samky wrote:
animal4life wrote:
I work for a health line and i hear nasty shit all day.
one chick was 9 months preg and she got a condom stuck in her. what if she woulda gave birth that day. imagine the doctors face when the baby came out with a condom on its arm.
Huuummmmmmmm.
Here we have had guys show up at the hospital that …uuuuuuuhhhhhh…
slipped while changing the lightbulb over the kitchen sink and the sprayer attachment (to rinse dishes) managed to find it’s way up their ass and become lodged???
One of my high school coaches told a story about refereeing a football game when a guys eyeball popped out of the socket. It was still dangling by the optic nerve and other connecting tissue. He cupped the eyeball with his hand for support while transporting the guy to the hospital.
Said the doc just popped it back in and patched the eye. I think of that anytime I see an eye injury and it totally grosses me out.
[quote]samky wrote:
animal4life wrote:
I work for a health line and i hear nasty shit all day.
one chick was 9 months preg and she got a condom stuck in her. what if she woulda gave birth that day. imagine the doctors face when the baby came out with a condom on its arm.
Huuummmmmmmm.
Here we have had guys show up at the hospital that …uuuuuuuhhhhhh…
slipped while changing the lightbulb over the kitchen sink and the sprayer attachment (to rinse dishes) managed to find it’s way up their ass and become lodged???
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While I was working in the ER, some guy came in saying that all the lights were off in his house, and he accidentally sat on a salad. That was why he had a carrot lodged in his ass.
-Tore my left ACL playing basketball (nasty tangle up with my buddy)
-got my nose broken in a fight, and blood was fucking gushing out; the guy’s house who we were out had to have professional cleaners come in to get it out of the rug
-once i got nailed by a car, really fucked me up; shattered elbow (right) broken ankle (left)
At a basketball game once I saw this guy dunk, hang on the rim and get thrown down and his shoulder came full out. It looked like Mr. Fantastic’s arm, all rubbery and shit.
That’s a great one. The worst I had ever heard of was a fellow who was playing rugby and dislocated his hip. His buddies asked him if he wanted to go the hospital or just have the guys present pop it back into place for him. He opted to have his teammates do the honors. After they did, he screamed so loud and long he tore his vocal chords…
…from the pain of one of his testicles that had manuevered itself into the hip joint while it was dislocated that had now been crushed when the limb was popped back into place.[/quote]
What is with rugby players? This reminds me of that rugby player who cut off his testicles when his team lost…