Birds are mini dinosaurs with feathers.
[quote]espenl wrote:
Birds are mini dinosaurs with feathers.[/quote]
so it’s probably not safe to pick them up
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]silverhydra wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
this thread really makes me want to go find a flock of geese and RUMBLE! I feel like theres a million ways to fuck them up, they’re just fucking BIRDS! slap their heads like a handball, grab the by the neck and club other geese, spin with your arms straight out like a helicopter, sit on them, snap their wings…I gotta go![/quote]
Yeah, you would think that; until you actually confront a goose.
All that goes through your mind is ‘That thing is bigger than I though…did it just hiss at me?.. WHAT THE HELL ITS FLYING AT MY FACE’… then you run while it gives chase.
And hitting the geese, those guys are resilient; when I hit one on the side of the head it just spun right back around and started attacking me again before flying away, to get reinforcements.
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Yeah, i know they can be intimidating once they start making noises and spread their wings out 6-8ft (or whatever their wingspan is) but i would just charge the mother-fucker(s) and kick their little chest in since i weigh 10X as much as they do. I’d bank on physics to back me up with my momentum. whats the worst that could happen? I get pecked, and get a little bloody? give me a break, id turn their hollow bones to powder with my moderate grip strength, not to mention choke their ass. This really makes me want to go pick a fight with geese and videotape it, never really liked them to begin with. Maybe i should just write a book ‘101 ways to fuck up a goose’
The children seem to put up the best fight[/quote]
that video gave me a newfound respect for geese. how could you wanna hurt something with such a great sense of humor?