[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Yeah, you gotta figure 10-15 birds weighing about 20 lbs. each, and you are looking at a 200-300 lb. biomass of angry animal that wants to cluck you up.
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And they’ve probably got at least five attacks per turn and initiative.
I wouldn’t steal a baby duck. No, I’d shoot its whole fucking family. Then I’d take it home and roast that motherfucker.
Stealing a duckling is really cruel… but going to fight a mob of geese that just sounds too retarded think about it 40-50 geese versus what 1 or 2 guys (oh the pecking)… bring goggles lol
This could have very easily turned into an Alfred Hitchcock-esque scenario - the OP should consider himself lucky! (you young fuckers won’t know what I’m talking about)
As an aside, my dear old Grandma used to tell a story about how she had a “nemesis” on the farm where she grew up - It was a goose! Apparently it chased her on many occasions until her father decided to have it for supper. She said it was the best meal she’d ever had! LOL She’s still kickin’ at 97 years old… Tough old broad. They don’t make 'em like that anymore.
Funny thread, though (albeit slightly disturbing)
It have to be said: cool story, brah!!!
Didn’t you learn anything from Gordon Bombay?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
a) unless the OP is a dude named engarde! on a different forum, this didn’t happen to him.
b) the people upset over him attempting to steal a baby duck are hilarious.
c) I would totally steal one if I could. Having a pet duck would be so cool.[/quote]
a. Yeah, i’m thinking the story is bullshit.
But, if it’s not…
b. I think it’s just a selfish and cruel thing to do. What’s the point? You think it’s cool to take a baby from it’s mother?
C. …Apparently, you do.
Please tell me you’re fucking with me, anonym.[/quote]
imhungry is right. kidnapping babies is what fuckin child molestors do. you better hope chris hansen doesn’t frequent these boards, you’d make a good candidate for “to catch a predator”. how would you feel if some pedophile grabbed your kid in a strainer and kept him for himself? have some fuckin empathy.
[quote]oinky222 wrote:
you better hope chris hansen doesn’t frequent these boards, you’d make a good candidate for “to catch a predator”. how would you feel if some pedophile grabbed your kid in a strainer and kept him for himself? have some fuckin empathy.[/quote]
How many waterfowl could you take in a fight???
LOL at people whining over this story.
I’m guessing this thread is making fun of the almost-got-into-a-fight-outside-church-as-a-security-guard thread?
[quote]Otep wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Yeah, you gotta figure 10-15 birds weighing about 20 lbs. each, and you are looking at a 200-300 lb. biomass of angry animal that wants to cluck you up.
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And they’ve probably got at least five attacks per turn and initiative. [/quote]
lol’d
[quote]silverhydra wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
this thread really makes me want to go find a flock of geese and RUMBLE! I feel like theres a million ways to fuck them up, they’re just fucking BIRDS! slap their heads like a handball, grab the by the neck and club other geese, spin with your arms straight out like a helicopter, sit on them, snap their wings…I gotta go![/quote]
Yeah, you would think that; until you actually confront a goose.
All that goes through your mind is ‘That thing is bigger than I though…did it just hiss at me?.. WHAT THE HELL ITS FLYING AT MY FACE’… then you run while it gives chase.
And hitting the geese, those guys are resilient; when I hit one on the side of the head it just spun right back around and started attacking me again before flying away, to get reinforcements.
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Yeah, i know they can be intimidating once they start making noises and spread their wings out 6-8ft (or whatever their wingspan is) but i would just charge the mother-fucker(s) and kick their little chest in since i weigh 10X as much as they do. I’d bank on physics to back me up with my momentum. whats the worst that could happen? I get pecked, and get a little bloody? give me a break, id turn their hollow bones to powder with my moderate grip strength, not to mention choke their ass. This really makes me want to go pick a fight with geese and videotape it, never really liked them to begin with. Maybe i should just write a book ‘101 ways to fuck up a goose’
The children seem to put up the best fight
when i was a kid, i was in florida with my family. there were families of ducks all over the place, they used to come to our back door to get oreos.
one day, i noticed the mom duck walking with all the babies following. but there was one baby at the end of the line who was lagging behind. and i thought they might lose him if they didnt realize how far behind he was.
so i decided to help him. i picked him up and started running behind the other ducks just to help him catch up.
well, the mother saw me with her baby and immediately jumped on my head and started screaming and flapping her wings on top of my head. i was running with a duck on my head and a duck in my hands.
[quote]Willus wrote:
How many waterfowl could you take in a fight???[/quote]
empty hand? 50 or 60 at least, one at a time. if they bum rush me, maybe 10 before I’m retreating, then it’s hard to say.
with hard edged weapons? 100+ till I’m tired of swinging.
also what kind of waterfowl? big size in difference in a duck vs. goose vs. pelican.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Why would you steal a frigging duckling from it’s parents? No “man” does this shit.
If it was orphaned, then I could understand and i’d commend you… but, I think you’re a retard for putting the parents through something like that.[/quote]
he should try stealing a tiger cub. I’m betting the out come would be much different.
i find it hard to believe that no one else has wanted to pick up a baby duck.
Fucking funny.
I wonder what that momma duck said to the rest of the flock to get them to help. “Quack quack… quack”. Wait, did you say “quack… quack quack or quack quack… quack?” “Oh, quack. Let’s quack quacks, we gotta go quack some quackin quack”.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
If you think swans are bad, you should piss off some zombies. I’ve seen those fuckers take over the whole damn world before. [/quote]
That made me LOL.
On a side note, I rescued a duckling that had fallen down a drain last year and returned it to it’s family.
Yes I’m a hero.
