[quote]3IdSpetsnaz wrote:
I don’t think I’m going to take it up with my labor board. As, I did indeed roughouse with some of my co-workers before, and while they also worked with me. I won’t be unfired for a just-cause firing, but I don’t think in the future, I will mess around at all like this at work, even with my friends. I’ve been working here too long, and it was a relaxed environment with a lot of young dudes, like I said some of them young teens, so I got used to being a jokester with them when it wasn’t busy. I’m not culturally retarded, I’ve done internships before at major companies where everything is touchy.
Let’s see…you admit to rough-housing on the job, slapping your co-worker, hitting him with a menu, punching him in the chest with a pitcher, and you think you were unjustly fired? Welcome to the real world pal. It sounds like this other server is a total prick so consider yourself lucky that he didn’t try some bitch-move like pressing charges against you for assault. You should be glad you won’t be working with him or the co-workers who sold you out. Instead of getting pissed about this other dude’s behavior, take a look at your own and acknowledge your own part in this sordid little affair and quit bitching about it here.
Ya, it was two different dudes, and one of the guys, was reciprocal to me. He started it as childish as that sounds.
The dude who was trying to trip me, was some 45 year old grown man who I never messed with physically. It was like I was running around sucker punching cooks and managers, it wasn’t exclusive to maybe 4 of us who knew eachother outside of work.
I love guys like this. Everything is always everyone else’s fault. He doesn’t even realize that a bunch of his other co workers don’t like him and that the only constant in all of these problems is him.
after the very first trip, i’d ask to speak w/ him in private, in the kitchen…
there, i would slam his head into the steel oven grates atop the stove and then…and then… put his head in the fucking oven and say, "if you ever try to embarrass me again i will fucking end you, i will fucking end you.
saying things 2x is more impressive, it’s like you have your own echo.
or you could just say, “bbbbbbbbbbbbb wwwaaa,wwwwaa is everybody picking on me?”
[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:
after the very first trip, i’d ask to speak w/ him in private, in the kitchen…
there, i would slam his head into the steel oven grates atop the stove and then…and then… put his head in the fucking oven and say, "if you ever try to embarrass me again i will fucking end you, i will fucking end you.
saying things 2x is more impressive, it’s like you have your own echo.
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First trip = warning (I like cyruseven75’s version LOL)
Second trip = go down with a whole tray of food (preferably dumping it all over a customer) point finger
Lesson learned = boys will be boys until it cost’s the company money - that’s when it becomes a management issue, not just because your feelings got hurt
Don’t go over your bosses head, get Corporate involved, put bosses promotion in jeopardy with note in bosses file…hello kid you will learn from this experience right ??
Find out where he lives. Kidnap him in the middle of the night. Burn his house down with his family inside. Torture him for a couple weeks. Kill him. In the face.
[quote]Nate112 wrote:
Find out where he lives. Kidnap him in the middle of the night. Burn his house down with his family inside. Torture him for a couple weeks. Kill him. In the face.[/quote]
[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:
after the very first trip, i’d ask to speak w/ him in private, in the kitchen…
there, i would slam his head into the steel oven grates atop the stove and then…and then… put his head in the fucking oven and say, "if you ever try to embarrass me again i will fucking end you, i will fucking end you.
saying things 2x is more impressive, it’s like you have your own echo.
or you could just say, “bbbbbbbbbbbbb wwwaaa,wwwwaa is everybody picking on me?”
either way sorry you lost your job.[/quote]
This was good, but you should really go with the tom cruise speach ala tropic thunder:
“Les Grossman: First, take a big step back… and literally, FK YOUR OWN FACE! I don’t know what kind of pan-pacific bs power play you’re trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again! Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fin firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the fin United Nations and get a fin binding resolution to keep me from fin destroying you. I’m talking about a scorched earth, motherfer! I will massacre you! I WILL FK YOU UP”
then again, I am not very original… and i really like that part of the movie
[quote]Liv92 wrote:
Nate112 wrote:
Find out where he lives. Kidnap him in the middle of the night. Burn his house down with his family inside. Torture him for a couple weeks. Kill him. In the face.
Before you kill him, fuck him in the butt. [/quote]
So what you are saying is you screw around and roughhouse at work, but when someone messes with you and you suddenly decide to take offense because you’re on your period or something, you try to get them fired. Yeah I’m following that logic.
How about you go back to your previous employer, thank them for inspiring you to find something better than a job your average teenage pothead won’t even take, and go find work doing something where you might actually learn something.
Go do construction work, apprentice for a plumber or electrician, run co-ax for a cable company, do level 1 tech support, anything you can find where you can learn something that you can do to make money without requiring anyone else but a customer. That shit is priceless later on in life when things get tough, and right now you’re wasting your time gaining no experience, learning nothing, and taking a job some poor “no habla Engles” mother fucker who’s trying to save up to import his family should have.
What did you do to make those other guys not like you? I probably would have waited till he did it again and found some way to prove it. Like have your friend record it on his cell phone or something or have a customer as a witness to your boss. Angry Chicken’s idea is good too, assuming when you point the finger you’ll be successful.
