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[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
And how about the last time before that?

there’s no way she can know after 2 days.

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She said she was throwing up all morning and felt very fatigued. When she went to her doctor he said she’s likely pregnant. He advised her to take the test next week to know for sure. [/quote]
You don’t get fucking morning sickness after 48 hours bozo, lol.

Morning sickness CAN however start as soon as a month in… Which sounds like the exact time when she fucked some other guy.

Don’t you dare do anything unless you obtain DNA proof, in person, from the doctor.[/quote]

That’s what I thought, I know it’s not his because she ovulated last week. She said the doctor told her it normally takes a week to begin experiencing symptoms. However if you’re extremely stressed you can begin experiencing those symptoms much earlier… leaving her alone at the restaurant must have been traumatizing.

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[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
And how about the last time before that?

there’s no way she can know after 2 days.

[/quote]

She said she was throwing up all morning and felt very fatigued. When she went to her doctor he said she’s likely pregnant. He advised her to take the test next week to know for sure. [/quote]
You don’t get fucking morning sickness after 48 hours bozo, lol.

Morning sickness CAN however start as soon as a month in… Which sounds like the exact time when she fucked some other guy.

Don’t you dare do anything unless you obtain DNA proof, in person, from the doctor.[/quote]

That’s what I thought, I know it’s not his because she ovulated last week. She said the doctor told her it normally takes a week to begin experiencing symptoms. However if you’re extremely stressed you can begin experiencing those symptoms much earlier… leaving her alone at the restaurant must have been traumatizing. [/quote]

Okay, but I’m saying, regardless of what kind of bullshit she makes up to try and hook you in, it takes like, at least 6 days for conception to even occur. Like it’s biologically impossible to experience morning sickness that quickly. Human eggs can’t attach that fast.

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This is definitely a long term troll job. No way his guy believes she’s having his kid.

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[quote]doogie wrote:
This is definitely a long term troll job. No way his guy believes she’s having his kid.[/quote]

No troll. I’m only 20 so let me apologize for my ignorance. This isn’t some girl I met last night that I spent the night with. If it was i’d just ignore her until there was actual proof of it. Most girls would tell you this because they’d want to get back together. Not her in my opinion, I’m pro life and she’s pro choice so we’ll see how this plays out assuming she is pregnant.

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[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
And how about the last time before that?

there’s no way she can know after 2 days.

[/quote]

She said she was throwing up all morning and felt very fatigued. When she went to her doctor he said she’s likely pregnant. He advised her to take the test next week to know for sure. [/quote]
You don’t get fucking morning sickness after 48 hours bozo, lol.

Morning sickness CAN however start as soon as a month in… Which sounds like the exact time when she fucked some other guy.

Don’t you dare do anything unless you obtain DNA proof, in person, from the doctor.[/quote]

That’s what I thought, I know it’s not his because she ovulated last week. She said the doctor told her it normally takes a week to begin experiencing symptoms. However if you’re extremely stressed you can begin experiencing those symptoms much earlier… leaving her alone at the restaurant must have been traumatizing. [/quote]

One or both of you is nuts. You weren’t there and didn’t hear this “doctor” say shit. All you have is her word and she’s not a reliable source. Likely she hasn’t even been to the doctor yet.

Stop talking to this fucking chick already. If she shows up on your door in 9 months with a baby she claims is yours demand a paternity test. And in the very tiny chance that it is yours get a lawyer and fight like hell for custody, so this fucking lunatic doesn’t end up raising your offspring.

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I also think you should be more worried about what you’re going to do with the several hundred million dollars you’re going to win from the lottery in the next 9 months.

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So…

You see her after some time has passed, and 48 hours later she is apparently pregnant…

And she is sure of that because a doctor told her so…

Apparently the drummer with a tribal tattoo on his 12 inch cock did not want to be a responsible father, bummer.

Thank God she still has you as a backup plan…

And you fucked her raw, you dolt…

Just out of curiosity, what would she have to do for you to stop trusting that bitch?

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[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:

[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
And how about the last time before that?

there’s no way she can know after 2 days.

[/quote]

She said she was throwing up all morning and felt very fatigued. When she went to her doctor he said she’s likely pregnant. He advised her to take the test next week to know for sure. [/quote]
You don’t get fucking morning sickness after 48 hours bozo, lol.

Morning sickness CAN however start as soon as a month in… Which sounds like the exact time when she fucked some other guy.

Don’t you dare do anything unless you obtain DNA proof, in person, from the doctor.[/quote]

That’s what I thought, I know it’s not his because she ovulated last week. She said the doctor told her it normally takes a week to begin experiencing symptoms. However if you’re extremely stressed you can begin experiencing those symptoms much earlier… leaving her alone at the restaurant must have been traumatizing. [/quote]

One or both of you is nuts. You weren’t there and didn’t hear this “doctor” say shit. All you have is her word and she’s not a reliable source. Likely she hasn’t even been to the doctor yet.

Stop talking to this fucking chick already. If she shows up on your door in 9 months with a baby she claims is yours demand a paternity test. And in the very tiny chance that it is yours get a lawyer and fight like hell for custody, so this fucking lunatic doesn’t end up raising your offspring. [/quote]

I knew you and I would agree on something eventually.

This is how you play it. Tell her to fuck off and if there is a baby in 9 months don’t do a damn thing until you have a paternity test proving it.

If she is pregnant, and she probably isn’t, then it’s probably not even yours.

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Did I miss something? I didn’t see you post that you had sex with her a couple days before you met. I thought the first time you saw her since the break up was when you met her at the restaurant and you left her?

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Is it just me or is it down right painful to re-read this thread?

Justliftbrah:

Pretty much everyone on this thread has read through your side of this story and come to the conclusion that this girl is nuts and means you no good. You deny this and claim that she is the greatest thing ever and everything that happened was your fault. Pretty much everyone also says you’re an idiot. So why do you keep coming back here? What do you expect to get from people who so vehemently disagree with you?

I smell troll.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Did I miss something? I didn’t see you post that you had sex with her a couple days before you met. I thought the first time you saw her since the break up was when you met her at the restaurant and you left her? [/quote]

I met her at noon. Dinner was in the evening. Everything in between was just sex. At least three maybe four times, yes raw.

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I’m convinced you’re a troll.

No one can be this stupid.

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[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I’m convinced you’re a troll.

No one can be this stupid.[/quote]

x2

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[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
Is it just me or is it down right painful to re-read this thread?

Justliftbrah:

Pretty much everyone on this thread has read through your side of this story and come to the conclusion that this girl is nuts and means you no good. You deny this and claim that she is the greatest thing ever and everything that happened was your fault. Pretty much everyone also says you’re an idiot. So why do you keep coming back here? What do you expect to get from people who so vehemently disagree with you?

I smell troll.[/quote]

Well this thread dates back to November. A troll wouldn’t gain any actual motivation to workout again gain 15lbs of lean mass, gain a significant amount of strength, and do very well in school. I read this entire thread over again today and i’ll admit I never thought it’d get this crazy. I’m a very gullible person, maybe it’s because i’m so selfless or maybe it’s because she’s older than me. Either way I can’t imagine her not getting pregnant after what we did. Yes I know i’m very stupid.

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[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I’m convinced you’re a troll.

No one can be this stupid.[/quote]

x2[/quote]
xWow

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[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I’m convinced you’re a troll.

No one can be this stupid.[/quote]

Most indivduals on this forum are grown adults. I’m still a teenager give me a break. This is the only department of my life that i’m reall fucking up bad in. Now that you guys are suspecting me of being a troll i’m going to just let this thread die. Thanks for the advice EVERYONE!

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[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I’m convinced you’re a troll.

No one can be this stupid.[/quote]

Most indivduals on this forum are grown adults. I’m still a teenager give me a break. This is the only department of my life that i’m reall fucking up bad in. Now that you guys are suspecting me of being a troll i’m going to just let this thread die. Thanks for the advice EVERYONE! [/quote]
You don’t actually believe she’s carrying your kid do you?

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[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I’m convinced you’re a troll.

No one can be this stupid.[/quote]

Most indivduals on this forum are grown adults. I’m still a teenager give me a break. This is the only department of my life that i’m reall fucking up bad in. Now that you guys are suspecting me of being a troll i’m going to just let this thread die. Thanks for the advice EVERYONE! [/quote]

I don’t think you’ve addressed the restraining order part of your story.

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[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:

No troll. I’m only 20 so let me apologize for my ignorance… [/quote]

[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:

Most indivduals on this forum are grown adults. I’m still a teenager give me a break.[/quote]

Come on, at least you could get your age right. I mean, these posts are only a day apart.

Weak sauce, bro.

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[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:

I met her at noon. Dinner was in the evening. Everything in between was just sex. At least three maybe four times, yes raw. [/quote]

Evan in a made up story posted anonymously on the internet, he’s got to throw in the humblebrag.