The puzzle is coming together. This story is beginning to stretch credulity, but for the sake of argument assume its true.
You are the fall guy, shes trying to pin her demon spawn on you, and now because you didn’t protect your seed, you cant be sure what the truth is.
How in this day and age, with it being drilled into people from all sides, do they NOT USE A CONDOM!
You know what feels even better that fucking a chick raw, baby puke in your mouth. Ask my old man.
[quote]nsimmons wrote:
The puzzle is coming together. This story is beginning to stretch credulity, but for the sake of argument assume its true.
You are the fall guy, shes trying to pin her demon spawn on you, and now because you didn’t protect your seed, you cant be sure what the truth is.
How in this day and age, with it being drilled into people from all sides, do they NOT USE A CONDOM!
You know what feels even better that fucking a chick raw, baby puke in your mouth. Ask my old man.[/quote]
Well, to be fair, I can kind of understand why the above mentioned drummer with the tribal tattoo on his 12 inch cock does not want to use a condom because not only would noone see his tattoo, he also has no taxable income because he gets paid under the table or in drugs soooooooooooo… probably not THAT scared of child support payments.
Plus, he already has herpes anyway.
I’d be getting myself tested if I’d banged that chick sheathless.
Still think it’s a troll post…
This is my fault. When I said don’t even fuck her with somebody else’s dick, OP took that to mean it was ok to fuck her with his own dick. I should have been more clear.
Guy is definitely just trolling us. Can’t even decide if he’s 20 or a teenager.
[quote]csulli wrote:
Guy is definitely just trolling us. Can’t even decide if he’s 20 or a teenager.[/quote]
Not necessarily, I’ve heard my 21 year old step sister refer to herself as a kid when she wants to absolve herself of responsibility.
He might be playing the ‘I’m young and stupid still’ card.
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[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
No troll. I’m only 20 so let me apologize for my ignorance… [/quote]
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
Most indivduals on this forum are grown adults. I’m still a teenager give me a break.[/quote]
Come on, at least you could get your age right. I mean, these posts are only a day apart.
Weak sauce, bro.[/quote]
I round my age because i’m turning 20 VERY soon.This must be a really really fucked up situation for you guys to automatically think i’m trolling, Hahaha because believe me i’m not. How can I possibly prove it?
[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:
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This is a dota meme lol, This game is a powerful drug, dont ever get into it.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
No troll. I’m only 20 so let me apologize for my ignorance… [/quote]
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
Most indivduals on this forum are grown adults. I’m still a teenager give me a break.[/quote]
Come on, at least you could get your age right. I mean, these posts are only a day apart.
Weak sauce, bro.[/quote]
I round my age because i’m turning 20 VERY soon.This must be a really really fucked up situation for you guys to automatically think i’m trolling, Hahaha because believe me i’m not. How can I possibly prove it? [/quote]
By swearing on the grave of Jon Pall Sigmarsson that you understand this chick is lying to you. That it is not your child assuming there even is a child. And that you will finally cut all ties with her.
If I’m to honestly believe you aren’t trolling, then I’m getting sick to my stomach about how badly you’re fucking up. Just block her number, block her email, block her facebook, and forget you ever even heard of her. She is playing you like a goddamn fiddle.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
No troll. I’m only 20 so let me apologize for my ignorance… [/quote]
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
Most indivduals on this forum are grown adults. I’m still a teenager give me a break.[/quote]
Come on, at least you could get your age right. I mean, these posts are only a day apart.
Weak sauce, bro.[/quote]
I round my age because i’m turning 20 VERY soon.This must be a really really fucked up situation for you guys to automatically think i’m trolling, Hahaha because believe me i’m not. How can I possibly prove it? [/quote]
By swearing on the grave of Jon Pall Sigmarsson that you understand this chick is lying to you. That it is not your child assuming there even is a child. And that you will finally cut all ties with her.
If I’m to honestly believe you aren’t trolling, then I’m getting sick to my stomach about how badly you’re fucking up. Just block her number, block her email, block her facebook, and forget you ever even heard of her. She is playing you like a goddamn fiddle.[/quote]
Like a triangle…
Fiddle would be a too sophisticated instrument…
Name your first born Nick, I’d appreciate it.
[quote]nsimmons wrote:
Name your first born Nick, I’d appreciate it.[/quote]
would you really want the abortive, unholy union of the worst human being ever and the tattooed tribal drummer cock to be your namesake?
[quote]Yogi wrote:
[quote]nsimmons wrote:
Name your first born Nick, I’d appreciate it.[/quote]
would you really want the abortive, unholy union of the worst human being ever and the tattooed tribal drummer cock to be your namesake?[/quote]
That depends, has anyone seen the tattoo? I mean, is it at least in good taste?
[quote]nsimmons wrote:
[quote]Yogi wrote:
[quote]nsimmons wrote:
Name your first born Nick, I’d appreciate it.[/quote]
would you really want the abortive, unholy union of the worst human being ever and the tattooed tribal drummer cock to be your namesake?[/quote]
That depends, has anyone seen the tattoo? I mean, is it at least in good taste?[/quote]
It’s a tribal tattoo along the shaft of a man’s penis. How could it NOT be in good taste?
[quote]Yogi wrote:
[quote]nsimmons wrote:
[quote]Yogi wrote:
[quote]nsimmons wrote:
Name your first born Nick, I’d appreciate it.[/quote]
would you really want the abortive, unholy union of the worst human being ever and the tattooed tribal drummer cock to be your namesake?[/quote]
That depends, has anyone seen the tattoo? I mean, is it at least in good taste?[/quote]
It’s a tribal tattoo along the shaft of a man’s penis. How could it NOT taste good?
[/quote]
Awkward!
[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
[quote]Yogi wrote:
[quote]nsimmons wrote:
[quote]Yogi wrote:
[quote]nsimmons wrote:
Name your first born Nick, I’d appreciate it.[/quote]
would you really want the abortive, unholy union of the worst human being ever and the tattooed tribal drummer cock to be your namesake?[/quote]
That depends, has anyone seen the tattoo? I mean, is it at least in good taste?[/quote]
It’s a tribal tattoo along the shaft of a man’s penis. How could it NOT taste good?
[/quote]
Awkward!
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That, sir, is libel.
I shall see you in court.