Got Banned From the Gym Today...

[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
budlight1 wrote:
Aim higher! My gym has all those rules its a ymca for god sakes im the only one there with muscule tone. They tell me to wear shoes all the time i tell them to go to hell…who the f do they think they are what is a gym manager anyway…someone with a really shitty job that what they are i could piss more money then they make a year. i would destroy everything if they tried to kick me out. or i would jsut go to a real gym but my gym is mad cheap and it has everything i want. next time someone tells you to do something you dont want to do threaten the life of the children and they will never say another word to you. i promise.

Yea so this guy MUST have been kidding, or at least trying to get a rise out of someone. Otherwise we wont be around long since he is from NJ…and maybe its just the italian in me but if you threatened my family you would find a bullet in the back of your head.
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This is all internet bravado. Childish.

[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
maybe its just the italian in me but if you threatened my family you would find a bullet in the back of your head.
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Lighten up Francis.

obviously, it was the fact that you were super-setting Kegels and deadlifts. everyone knows that if you pre-fatigue the PC muscles and do a deadlift, things can get VERY messy.

[quote]MarcKeys wrote:
So sunday past I’m training my PC…[/quote]

[quote]budlight1 wrote:
…next time someone tells you to do something you dont want to do threaten the life of the children and they will never say another word to you. i promise.[/quote]

No, they won’t talk to you any more, just report your stupid ass to the cops.

Wait 'til you see the gym rules in the Big House!

[quote]simon-hecubus wrote:

Wait 'til you see the gym rules in the Big House![/quote]

No one likes the rules of the Big House.

[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:

No one likes the rules of the Big House.[/quote]

Actually, they encourage deadlifting … but no one seems willing to do it.

[quote]swivel wrote:

are you one of those guys that has sex right up to orgasm and then holds it in to recycle energy or something ?[/quote]

I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love…Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.

[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
TVG wrote:
I hate it when the bars are covered in chalk. If you are wearing black it’s really annoying and disrespectful to get covered in it.

what in the hell??
You’re more worried about how you look than how you lift?
Wow thats weak[/quote]

i think he meant it as a joke

if he doesnt want chalk all over the place…use liquid chalk…wow that took a whole 2 seconds to think of

[quote]PGJ wrote:
I disagree. If you are going to do something like kick someone out of your establishment, especially when membership dues are involved, the manager should do it personally. Call the guy and arrange a meeting if you have to.[/quote]

The owner gave the reamining membership dues back. No meeting needed.

[quote]SWR-1222D wrote:
If the owner wants you to wear shoes, and not to use chalk, then you wear shoes and don’t use chalk.

If I had a gym, I would have kicked you out too if you weren’t obeying the rules after being warned.[/quote]
Agreed. Enough said.

[quote]MarcKeys wrote:
On another note I was told about the shoes once I wore them for squatting form there on in [/quote] Well that’s not what you wrote in your original thread…

“He has come up and told me to put my shoes on when I’m squatting and deadlifting I just told him to go jump.”

fuck that. what you have to do is have the guys parents killed. then you remove the flesh from bone, and dry the bone in a kiln. after the bone has become nice and white, you grind it into a chalk like substance.next, apologize to the guy and invite him to party with you. bring up the fact that you have some coke if he’s interested.

free cocaine?? why not! tell him you’ll meet up later…go home and mix the bone powder with some good coke.meet up with the guy, cut him a big fat line of some “killer” coke. after he gets nice and coked out, you kill the shit out of him for being such a bitch…the funny part is that he never knows he snorted his own parents.

bahahahahahahahaha now he’s dead too bahahahahaha, snort the rest of the coke off of his dead corpse.

p.s. i just watched the southpark where cartman fed that kid his parents in chili…that shit was one of the funniest episodes i have ever seen. snifff snifff :slight_smile:

[quote]mazilla wrote:
fuck that. what you have to do is have the guys parents killed. then you remove the flesh from bone, and dry the bone in a kiln. after the bone has become nice and white, you grind it into a chalk like substance.next, apologize to the guy and invite him to party with you. bring up the fact that you have some coke if he’s interested.

free cocaine?? why not! tell him you’ll meet up later…go home and mix the bone powder with some good coke.meet up with the guy, cut him a big fat line of some “killer” coke. after he gets nice and coked out, you kill the shit out of him for being such a bitch…the funny part is that he never knows he snorted his own parents.

bahahahahahahahaha now he’s dead too bahahahahaha, snort the rest of the coke off of his dead corpse.
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You have a really stupid sense of humor.

yea, me and all the other people who like south park. good thing there’s not many of us.assclown :wink:

i like your sense of humor the other guy who didnt is just a big puss…“uhhhhh your mean” fuck that ill snort his parents with you.

I don’t get it.

[quote]MarcKeys wrote:
Whoa negativity readings are off the charts here batman![/quote]

That’s right Boy Wonder. From what YOU wrote, it looks like you were off-base in the way you responded to the manager. From what YOU wrote, I would have gotten you booted as well.

DB

[quote]PGJ wrote:
I don’t get it. [/quote]

not a big southpark fan, eh? oh well, nobody’s perfect.

[quote]mazilla wrote:
PGJ wrote:
I don’t get it.

not a big southpark fan, eh? oh well, nobody’s perfect.

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I’ve tried to watch it, but I’m not into the violent humor stuff. It’s just not funny. Jackass is funny (stupid funny), Southpart is just dumb.