[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
^ LOL
You’re a funny dude, sayan.[/quote]
QFT -
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
[quote]D Public wrote:
looks like the type to jack off on a bitch’s feet
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Please describe and/or post pictures of what this type looks like. awaits pictures of Steve Buscemi[/quote]
Lol. Steve is not that bad. Willen Dafoe on another hand…
Dunno about HER money grabbing nature, its totally in the interest of her lawyers to sue them for as many things as possible and get a load of money from it and enhanced reputation.
A Brits perception of American lawsuits is that it is the lawyers that chase ambulances and hang around police stations gagging for any sort of liability case… not the people who go bitch and moan to the reluctant lawyers.
[quote]Trocchi wrote:
A Brits perception of American lawsuits is that it is the lawyers that chase ambulances and hang around police stations gagging for any sort of liability case… not the people who go bitch and moan to the reluctant lawyers.
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My American perception agrees with yours. Lawyers advertise on billboards here.
Some had to tell a lawyer about her cummy feet though.
Eh, it’s not all lawyers’ fault. They have to sue every possible party of they could be accused of malpractice.
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
Some had to tell a lawyer about her cummy feet though.[/quote]
I’d guess he just saw some underground youporn video, and then looked up the girl’s name.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
No way.
If a woman lays down on a massage table in a dark room with me knowing I’m not a Certified Massage Therapist, then she’s basically begging for me to come on her feet.
If I’m a juror, I’m awarding him $50,000 for emotional suffering. Here’s a guy, basically minding his own business, giving this woman a massage, not hurting anyone and she goes and ruins what probably going to be a pretty good orgasm with all her whoopin’ and hollerin’. The poor guy may never be able to get off to another pair of feet again without suffering flashbacks.
Someone has to pay.[/quote]
Yes, the woman must be chemically castrated and given a life sentence of stripping every saturday night at 1 AM to 5 AM in the Delmarva peninsula area. A million dollars must be given to the man for emotional damages also.
Please explain Delmarva.
I really hate it when I’m minding my own business, giving some guy a BJ and he spews his baby makers all over my pedicure.
Next thing I know, I’m preggers because my rape shield isn’t working properly (doncha hate it when that happens?). So, no one believes that I got pregnant through my big toe, right? (basic science peeps)
Thank Jesus Hussein Obama (so say we all) that I’m godless liberal though because we get one FREE abortion per year.
Wut?
[quote]Christine wrote:
I really hate it when I’m minding my own business, giving some guy a BJ and he spews his baby makers all over my pedicure.
Next thing I know, I’m preggers because my rape shield isn’t working properly (doncha hate it when that happens?). So, no one believes that I got pregnant through my big toe, right? (basic science peeps)
Thank Jesus Hussein Obama (so say we all) that I’m godless liberal though because we get one FREE abortion per year.
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[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
Please explain Delmarva.[/quote]
Delmarva Peninsula - Wikipedia You see… There are things called peninsulas, they are masses of land surrounded three ways by water, but still connected to the mainland. Delmarva gets it’s name from the states of Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia that all at least have part of their land in the peninsula. Now explain further as to what you wish to know.
[quote]DSSG wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
Please explain Delmarva.[/quote]
Delmarva Peninsula - Wikipedia You see… There are things called peninsulas, they are masses of land surrounded three ways by water, but still connected to the mainland. Delmarva gets it’s name from the states of Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia that all at least have part of their land in the peninsula. Now explain further as to what you wish to know.[/quote]
In the context of your post, why would stripping on this particular peninsula be a punishment? Your implication is very regional and I want to understand it.
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
Wut?[/quote]
You’re right.
Barry White is to blame.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
[quote]D Public wrote:
looks like the type to jack off on a bitch’s feet
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Please describe and/or post pictures of what this type looks like. awaits pictures of Steve Buscemi[/quote]
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I have not laughed that hard in a long, long, loooooooooooooooooooooong time.
Oh, my side!
Saiyan, wasn’t it you and one other poster responsible for the majority of the excellent photoshops of eliteballa3 in that infamous thread so long ago?
[quote]Christine wrote:
Next thing I know, I’m preggers because my rape shield isn’t working properly (doncha hate it when that happens?)…
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Did somebody say rape shield?
Perhaps if the woman had had one of these made for her feet, she could have avoided this sticky situation. I suppose a cheese grater would have worked in a pinch.
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Saiyan, wasn’t it you and one other poster responsible for the majority of the excellent photoshops of eliteballa3 in that infamous thread so long ago?
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I had a lot of fun with that thread. I only know how to use Paint though and a few minor things in Gimp. I wish I knew how to properly use Photoshop; I would go nuts.
Eliteballa, SrJoker, and romeothemonk were all great threads. It’s been too long since we had one of those.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Saiyan, wasn’t it you and one other poster responsible for the majority of the excellent photoshops of eliteballa3 in that infamous thread so long ago?
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I had a lot of fun with that thread. I only know how to use Paint though and a few minor things in Gimp. I wish I knew how to properly use Photoshop; I would go nuts.
Eliteballa, SrJoker, and romeothemonk were all great threads. It’s been too long since we had one of those.[/quote]
SrJoker was freaking awesome. I’d forgotten all about that thread.
You’ve got a hell of a talent, man, let it shine.
(just not on me, haha!)