Maybe we can all fly to Ontario and kick your ass. I mean…Mac does have those plane tickets, I’m sure he could return them in exchange for some ones heading north…[/quote]
Maybe everyone knows something I don’t – or maybe everyone is just more jaded/savvy/whatever than I am. I still think there’s a better than 1% chance for this to work! (“In Thanos’ breast, hope always springs eternal…”*).
Teacher, if you’re reading this… well, whatever. I give up. Just don’t let what a bunch of keyboard jockeys say influence you one way or another.
HangarBaby, while I did sincerely mean for you to fuck off, I’m not mad anymore. Can we be friends? MMBFF?
*My second comic book reference in two days. I’m explaining things now so I don’t get in trouble.
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Hell, Feist’s letter might work. You can’t blame the guy for trying. I think that was written the way it needed to be and has a chance to maybe put the spark back in it for the teacher.[/quote]
See, someone else thinking along my lines! All I’m saying is take this thread out of the equation – curious as we are, Mac need not report back (unless it’s simply to say that he met you and you’re a swell chick – but not even necessarily that). Be understandably angry for days – weeks, even. If, after that, you think, “What, is he kidding? That asshole blew it the second he posted on that website!” then, fine, that’s the way it is. If, on the other hand, you find yourself with a twinkle in your eye over some instance of Macaroni charm, if you find yourself able to chuckle to yourself about it, then pick up the phone and give Mac a call. Give him a chance.
Look, the parts about not knowing Mac and not having a stake in this are true – I don’t and I don’t. Also true are my observations of his general demeanor (mostly decent goofball, good-natured – you’d probably have a good time). I just hate to see young/attractive-slightly-older love thwarted, is all. The internet’s a cold place – do we need to make it any colder?
Now, would the jerk/conscientious citizen who brought this thread to teach’s attention in the first place kindly do so again? Full disclosure and all that.
Neely, we hope that it wasn’t you. Because there is no where in Ontario that I won’t go to exact the aforementioned torture methods. I’ll round up the rest of the Ontario members, as well.
I really don’t like the blue balls I got over this thread.
I think we should take a cue from Mac in how to handle this – it sucks, yeah, but the snitch (whoever it was) wasn’t the guy who started the thread or said what was said in it. Be pissed (understandably), think it’s uncool (it is uncool), but own up to what you said/did and take your lumps. No need to waste time on bitterness/vendetta. Besides, part of the problem was so many guys relying on this thread for vicarious hard-ons – difficult in some ways not to, and it was certainly a bright spot in my e-life for several days – but to say a thread gave you blue balls (did it not put out?), talk of torture? Just not productive. Besides, if the nice lady comes back here, we want her to see what well-balanced, decent chaps we are (or, better yet, not to focus on us at all), not how we can’t nut w/o our laptops.
[quote]madquarker wrote:
Neely, we hope that it wasn’t you. Because there is no where in Ontario that I won’t go to exact the aforementioned torture methods. I’ll round up the rest of the Ontario members, as well.
I really don’t like the blue balls I got over this thread.[/quote]
HM, you shoulda waited till you sealed the deal and did the dirty before coming here and posting it.
Fuck the snitch! This thread had so much potential and was filled with so much win. It’s such a shame
to see it go down like this. Here’s to hoping that HM manages to salvage the situation!
[quote]ArmyOf1 wrote:
HM, you shoulda waited till you sealed the deal and did the dirty before coming here and posting it.
Fuck the snitch! This thread had so much potential and was filled with so much win. It’s such a shame
to see it go down like this. Here’s to hoping that HM manages to salvage the situation! [/quote]
That would of been like asking him to watch a football game, then tell us the score after, instead he was kind enough to bring us along on the experience, except some loser with 0 life wanted to feed his own ego i guess, and pull the plug
“Funny things about crabs in a barrel. They can’t climb out and they don’t wanna stay in.”
“I guess they strange like that, huh?”
“Yeah, some brothas strange like that too, you know what I mean? As soon as one of us move up, a crab-motherfucker like yourself pulls us right back down.”
Okay… I’m admittedly slow on some things. I just noticed this thread, and along with my tardiness getting here, I’m also too lazy to read it all. Could a kind person give me the Cliff Notes version? Or at least a few bullet points?
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Hell, Feist’s letter might work. You can’t blame the guy for trying. I think that was written the way it needed to be and has a chance to maybe put the spark back in it for the teacher.[/quote]
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Okay… I’m admittedly slow on some things. I just noticed this thread, and along with my tardiness getting here, I’m also too lazy to read it all. Could a kind person give me the Cliff Notes version? Or at least a few bullet points?
Thanks in advance.
Signed, Lazy Fucktard Iron Dwarf[/quote]
Holymac started messaging his 6th grade teacher on facebook and was giddy with anticipation as they set up a date.
Holymac posted the conversations he’s had with the teacher over facebook.
Some troll created an account (teachers_pet) and pretended to be the teacher and be very angry with holymac. We all found out it was a troll and a good laugh was had by all.
Some real douchey troll (probably the same one) found the teacher on facebook due to some shotty blackout work by holymac when he posted the conversations. This douchey troll informed the teacher about this thread.
The teacher is not happy, everyone at tnation is sad.