[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Okay… I’m admittedly slow on some things. I just noticed this thread, and along with my tardiness getting here, I’m also too lazy to read it all. Could a kind person give me the Cliff Notes version? Or at least a few bullet points?
Thanks in advance.
Signed, Lazy Fucktard Iron Dwarf
Holymac started messaging his 6th grade teacher on facebook and was giddy with anticipation as they set up a date.
Holymac posted the conversations he’s had with the teacher over facebook.
Some troll created an account (teachers_pet) and pretended to be the teacher and be very angry with holymac. We all found out it was a troll and a good laugh was had by all.
Some real douchey troll (probably the same one) found the teacher on facebook due to some shotty blackout work by holymac when he posted the conversations. This douchey troll informed the teacher about this thread.
The teacher is not happy, everyone at T-Nation is sad.
Did I miss anything?[/quote]
And we’re gonna curb stomp the trolls and kick them off this site.
Still, I think the silky anteater is only a cunning and unscrupulous creature, and feeling that the whole word can just, ‘fuck him’, he wouldn’t be so perturbed as to initiate plan Blue Balls against Holy Mac.
No, the real culprit is the sick kind of troll that sits mute within the confines of his parents basement, forever trolling, forever silent, unknown to us yet very real, very menacing, ruining that which we enjoy without so much as allowing us a glance into his sick, twisted mind…
note: this is all is jest. I mean nothing serious by it. I couldn’t care less about any of this. Just my general disclaimer incase one of you morons does something stupid outside of teh intarwebs.
This is just as bad as two of my buddies that tattle-taled to their girlfriends what we all did on a stag…
WTF!
To the member that did it (and yeah, it’s probably someone from my 2009 class I’d gather), you’re on the wrong site. The Oprah site where you can talk about your feelings, cry on someone’s shoulder, and hop on the latest Oprah diet is elsewhere…
Edit: I forgot to mention I was living vicariously through you for the past while… Someone just killed my fantasy…
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Okay… I’m admittedly slow on some things. I just noticed this thread, and along with my tardiness getting here, I’m also too lazy to read it all. Could a kind person give me the Cliff Notes version? Or at least a few bullet points?
Thanks in advance.
Signed, Lazy Fucktard Iron Dwarf
Holymac started messaging his 6th grade teacher on facebook and was giddy with anticipation as they set up a date.
Holymac posted the conversations he’s had with the teacher over facebook.
Some troll created an account (teachers_pet) and pretended to be the teacher and be very angry with holymac. We all found out it was a troll and a good laugh was had by all.
Some real douchey troll (probably the same one) found the teacher on facebook due to some shotty blackout work by holymac when he posted the conversations. This douchey troll informed the teacher about this thread.
The teacher is not happy, everyone at tnation is sad.
Did I miss anything?[/quote]
Thanks Lanky. That… that brings a tear to my eye. Damn.
H_M, please PLEASE tell us you can salvage something from this.
This is, after all, a locker room. Locker room talk is NEVER the same as in the real world, because, let’s face it, we get caught up in being men.
This worthless cunt of a shitdick that showed HolyMac talking shit with his associates needs to come on, tell us he did it, and get Oogied like a motherfucker.
Shit teach, at least go to dinner with the guy. It’s not like he’s ever going to set off a fucking lunk alarm, and we all live vicariously through him.
[quote]SWR wrote:
Idea: start a new thread so we can get updates…considering she probably has a link to this thread. :-([/quote]
So you don’t think that she may either:
a) Click on his profile and look at his post history; or
b) Click on “Get A Life” and see a thread titled, “Secret Thread of HM/Grade 6 Teacher Updates”
But really I don’t think it matters, I highly doubt she cared about this thread, I’m thinking she browsed around a bit, saw the Lunk Alarm thread and figured that HM has no follow through so why bother with him since he’ll just leave her unsatisfied halfway through the night. (Sorry man couldn’t resist.)
BTW - If anyone is willing to pay, I can help you locate the Anteater. I doubt he did it, but I’m willing to sell him out if the price is right (and I get to watch and enjoy the show). I’ll warn you though, if he’s wearing skates then stay away.
