Going on a Date with My 6th Grade Teacher

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
so what are you saying neelydan? that i shouldn’t do it?

i sent her a message telling her there was a possiblity of me coming down earlier.

do you think in 8 years when i’m 30 i’m going to look back and be like ‘aw man i’m glad i saved that 300 bucks’ or am i gonna be like 'aw man i’m glad i zinged my teacher?

(and met rhino jockey)[/quote]

Go, but have a backup plan.

I drove up to Hot Springs, Ar for similar reasons. To hook up with a cheerleader from high school and hit up the Jazz Festival. If I didn’t score with the cheerleader at least I could still enjoy the festival. If things don’t work out with the teacher then raise hell across town and come back with a story.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
so what are you saying neelydan? that i shouldn’t do it?

i sent her a message telling her there was a possiblity of me coming down earlier.

do you think in 8 years when i’m 30 i’m going to look back and be like ‘aw man i’m glad i saved that 300 bucks’ or am i gonna be like 'aw man i’m glad i zinged my teacher?

(and met rhino jockey)[/quote]

nah, more that i would be far too lazy to do all the legwork, even in spite of it being admittedly a pretty cool concept

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
so what are you saying neelydan? that i shouldn’t do it?

i sent her a message telling her there was a possiblity of me coming down earlier.

do you think in 8 years when i’m 30 i’m going to look back and be like ‘aw man i’m glad i saved that 300 bucks’ or am i gonna be like 'aw man i’m glad i zinged my teacher?

(and met rhino jockey)[/quote]

Go, but have a backup plan.

I drove up to Hot Springs, Ar for similar reasons. To hook up with a cheerleader from high school and hit up the Jazz Festival. If I didn’t score with the cheerleader at least I could still enjoy the festival. If things don’t work out with the teacher then raise hell across town and come back with a story.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
so what are you saying neelydan? that i shouldn’t do it?

i sent her a message telling her there was a possiblity of me coming down earlier.

do you think in 8 years when i’m 30 i’m going to look back and be like ‘aw man i’m glad i saved that 300 bucks’ or am i gonna be like 'aw man i’m glad i zinged my teacher?

(and met rhino jockey)[/quote]

Go, but have a backup plan.

I drove up to Hot Springs, Ar for similar reasons. To hook up with a cheerleader from high school and hit up the Jazz Festival. If I didn’t score with the cheerleader at least I could still enjoy the festival. If things don’t work out with the teacher then raise hell across town and come back with a story.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
so what are you saying neelydan? that i shouldn’t do it?

i sent her a message telling her there was a possiblity of me coming down earlier.

do you think in 8 years when i’m 30 i’m going to look back and be like ‘aw man i’m glad i saved that 300 bucks’ or am i gonna be like 'aw man i’m glad i zinged my teacher?

(and met rhino jockey)[/quote]

Go, but have a backup plan.

I drove up to Hot Springs, Ar for similar reasons. To hook up with a cheerleader from high school and hit up the Jazz Festival. If I didn’t score with the cheerleader at least I could still enjoy the festival. If things don’t work out with the teacher then raise hell across town and come back with a story.

Quality trolling…I hope you guys appreciate quality. Lotta work went into this.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Quality trolling…I hope you guys appreciate quality. Lotta work went into this.[/quote]

lol.

anyone that is facebook friends with me can see her on my wall and picture comments.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Quality trolling…I hope you guys appreciate quality. Lotta work went into this.

lol.

anyone that is facebook friends with me can see her on my wall and picture comments.[/quote]

Wait a minute. What if that hot chick is actually Headhunter. Maybe he’s spent the past 7 years planning the perfect troll job.

I haven’t quite read to the end yet but I have some advice for you. At the risk of sounding like a total middle aged mom, just get in your car and go. If in the end, you don’t get your dick wet, so freaking what? The stuff I remember and laugh about from 20 years ago isn’t when I made really bright decisions, it is the stupid shit.

The chances of this being a big thing are pretty slim but in 20 years, you likely won’t have the luxury of getting in the car to drive 11 hours to maybe bang your sixth grade teacher. Drive. Be tired, be uncomfortable and maybe have blue balls. That’s what you do when you’re 22. Leave the well reasoned decisions for when you’re 42.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I haven’t quite read to the end yet but I have some advice for you. At the risk of sounding like a total middle aged mom, just get in your car and go. If in the end, you don’t get your dick wet, so freaking what? The stuff I remember and laugh about from 20 years ago isn’t when I made really bright decisions, it is the stupid shit.

The chances of this being a big thing are pretty slim but in 20 years, you likely won’t have the luxury of getting in the car to drive 11 hours to maybe bang your sixth grade teacher. Drive. Be tired, be uncomfortable and maybe have blue balls. That’s what you do when you’re 22. Leave the well reasoned decisions for when you’re 42.[/quote]

mooooooooom!! i TOLD you not to bother me when i’m hanging out with my friends!

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
I haven’t quite read to the end yet but I have some advice for you. At the risk of sounding like a total middle aged mom, just get in your car and go. If in the end, you don’t get your dick wet, so freaking what? The stuff I remember and laugh about from 20 years ago isn’t when I made really bright decisions, it is the stupid shit.

The chances of this being a big thing are pretty slim but in 20 years, you likely won’t have the luxury of getting in the car to drive 11 hours to maybe bang your sixth grade teacher. Drive. Be tired, be uncomfortable and maybe have blue balls. That’s what you do when you’re 22. Leave the well reasoned decisions for when you’re 42.

mooooooooom!! i TOLD you not to bother me when i’m hanging out with my friends!

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i laughed so hard at that i swallowed my dip

[quote]fighting_fires wrote:

i laughed so hard at that i swallowed my dip

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…really dude? So hard that you “swallowed your dip”? Not to rag on you twice in one day, and holymac is sure a funny dude, but this was comment was more worthy of one of those pronounced nose-exhale sounds at best, no?

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
I haven’t quite read to the end yet but I have some advice for you. At the risk of sounding like a total middle aged mom, just get in your car and go. If in the end, you don’t get your dick wet, so freaking what? The stuff I remember and laugh about from 20 years ago isn’t when I made really bright decisions, it is the stupid shit.

The chances of this being a big thing are pretty slim but in 20 years, you likely won’t have the luxury of getting in the car to drive 11 hours to maybe bang your sixth grade teacher. Drive. Be tired, be uncomfortable and maybe have blue balls. That’s what you do when you’re 22. Leave the well reasoned decisions for when you’re 42.

mooooooooom!! i TOLD you not to bother me when i’m hanging out with my friends!

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SO um… I’m a friend of yours??? YAAAAAAAAAAYY!!! (TEAR)

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I haven’t quite read to the end yet but I have some advice for you. At the risk of sounding like a total middle aged mom, just get in your car and go. If in the end, you don’t get your dick wet, so freaking what? The stuff I remember and laugh about from 20 years ago isn’t when I made really bright decisions, it is the stupid shit.

The chances of this being a big thing are pretty slim but in 20 years, you likely won’t have the luxury of getting in the car to drive 11 hours to maybe bang your sixth grade teacher. Drive. Be tired, be uncomfortable and maybe have blue balls. That’s what you do when you’re 22. Leave the well reasoned decisions for when you’re 42.[/quote]

I’m going to say that there is a 100% chance that if ouroboro wanted to, she could have her own thread where post-adolescent 20-somethings discuss the logistics of driving thousands of miles to go on a date with her, debate her motives for PMing us in the first place, and roundly congratulate one another for our wit, masculinity and virility. One Hundred Percent.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I haven’t quite read to the end yet but I have some advice for you. At the risk of sounding like a total middle aged mom, just get in your car and go. If in the end, you don’t get your dick wet, so freaking what? The stuff I remember and laugh about from 20 years ago isn’t when I made really bright decisions, it is the stupid shit.

The chances of this being a big thing are pretty slim but in 20 years, you likely won’t have the luxury of getting in the car to drive 11 hours to maybe bang your sixth grade teacher. Drive. Be tired, be uncomfortable and maybe have blue balls. That’s what you do when you’re 22. Leave the well reasoned decisions for when you’re 42.[/quote]

Well said…You can not go and always wonder or get your ass in the car and possibly have one of the best stories to tell when you get back.

[quote]milktruck wrote:

my friend got a handjob on the dancefloor from his high school spanish teacher once.[/quote]

how the fuck did he pull that off?!

HolyMac make sure you have video lol

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
I haven’t quite read to the end yet but I have some advice for you. At the risk of sounding like a total middle aged mom, just get in your car and go. If in the end, you don’t get your dick wet, so freaking what? The stuff I remember and laugh about from 20 years ago isn’t when I made really bright decisions, it is the stupid shit.

The chances of this being a big thing are pretty slim but in 20 years, you likely won’t have the luxury of getting in the car to drive 11 hours to maybe bang your sixth grade teacher. Drive. Be tired, be uncomfortable and maybe have blue balls. That’s what you do when you’re 22. Leave the well reasoned decisions for when you’re 42.

mooooooooom!! i TOLD you not to bother me when i’m hanging out with my friends!

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If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, go out and do something stupid so the rest of us can enjoy it vicariously.

well holymac,

this is what vexed me, is the fact that your’re 22 and in the army, hot teacher wants you,

this isn’t a job, it’a god damned adventure and what are going to about it? one the homerun you can tell

everybody you hit or 25 trs later your son asks daddy what did you do in the army?

Barton

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
I haven’t quite read to the end yet but I have some advice for you. At the risk of sounding like a total middle aged mom, just get in your car and go. If in the end, you don’t get your dick wet, so freaking what? The stuff I remember and laugh about from 20 years ago isn’t when I made really bright decisions, it is the stupid shit.

The chances of this being a big thing are pretty slim but in 20 years, you likely won’t have the luxury of getting in the car to drive 11 hours to maybe bang your sixth grade teacher. Drive. Be tired, be uncomfortable and maybe have blue balls. That’s what you do when you’re 22. Leave the well reasoned decisions for when you’re 42.

mooooooooom!! i TOLD you not to bother me when i’m hanging out with my friends!

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Holy Mac, I had a similar situation to this a few years ago. Where I went to high school, there was this chick that was the hottest chick in the grade. She always had a boyfriend but flirted with me and I could never get that. And this was the chick in high school that probably every guy jacked it to at least once and thought about banging her. Anyways she found me on myspace and basically said the same shit that this teacher is saying and I just played it cool. She lived in NY city then and was persuing an acting career and was hotter then than she was in high school. She invited me to come to NYC and hang with her, so again i played it cool and told her that I could come down in a couple of weeks and I would stay with her. I also had other friends from high school that also live in NYC and I knew that I could go see them if this chick didnt give up the ass. So as soon as I got there I met her at her apartment and we went out and had some drinks, came back to her place and fucked all night. Then stayed in bed the next day and fucked a few more times. The sex was pretty fucking good I must say also. So then I hung with my other friends the next day then flew out. Now I am married and have a kid on the way and I am so glad that I banged that chick. If I wouldnt have and ran into her now, it would be hard for me not to want to bang her and I would be slamming my dick in a door. Now I have the privlige of telling all of my high school buddies how i flew to NYC and fucked the hottest chick from our high school and I can tell my respect level goes up a notch.

So the moral of the story is bang the shit out of your teacher dude, if you dont when you get married and shit you will think about it and it will drive you crazy because then you cant. You will get the pussy if you play it cool and dont look desprite. Tell her that you have friends in the area and that you will be staying with her and then leaving. That way you can bail if you need to. Good luck.