Going on a Date with My 6th Grade Teacher

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
TylerPK4L wrote:
Hey Mac,
Looks like you can spend about $500 on a round trip plane ticket.

So, it’s either spend an extra $200 to fly, drive an extra 8 hours than the flight would take, or not fuck your hot 6th grade teacher.

I’ve given you what’s behind the doors. Take your pick.

recently when i’ve been flying around i’ll get the ticket out of atlanta.

it’s about 2 hours from ft. mcclellan, and i stay the night before on post b/c it’s 12 bucks for a hotel room there.

i checked out a site that was pm’ed to me - www.cheapoair.com

atlanta to west palm beach, fl ran for 260 bucks. kinda tempting.

wondering if i flew into ft. laur if that would make it cheaper

will keep checking it out, also does anyone know if it’s cheaper to book tickets for over the weekend or a during the week?[/quote]

Typically flights to business destinations are cheaper with a Friday or Saturday stop over as hotels subsidise them. Flights to holiday destinations are often the other way round. Also, to get the cheapest online price you need to book at the time that least people are likely to be looking for fares (flight prices can change by the hr based on complex algorithms designed to sell the most tickets possible.)

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:

wondering if i flew into ft. laur if that would make it cheaper

Ill pick you up at the airport.

[/quote]

yes you will. i’ll have a car waiting for me at the glades/turnpike exit.

would you mind driving to there? we can stop and get food on the way, my treat.

My thoughts:

There is no way in hell that woman would talk the way she did in that message if she did not want to fuck, I mean seriously. Every girl that has ever texted me or facebook messaged or w/e and has used that lingo wanted to hook up. I highly doubt a 30 something woman would play along with the whole “boy toy” thing, call you smart, cool, funny, good looking etc if she wasn’t looking for some lovin.

I say throw caution to the wind and go for broke on this one dude.

I eagerly await the results.

meh, neelydan is obviously in the vast minority here, but flying or driving halfway across the country for a little tail? fuck that

my guess is the novelty of the idea (her being your former teacher) has to be greater than anything else, cause i’m thinking her snatch ain’t lined with gold or anything

[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
my guess is the novelty of the idea (her being your former teacher)…[/quote]

Bingo.

You should go. And when you get there, just barge through the door. Like this.

One of the biggest battles in the history of mankind Battle of Troy was over one thing… pussy.

With that being said, go get an A+ bro, mash the poom poom.

Send her a link to this thread and see how she reacts.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Rhino Jockey wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:

wondering if i flew into ft. laur if that would make it cheaper

Ill pick you up at the airport.

yes you will. i’ll have a car waiting for me at the glades/turnpike exit.

would you mind driving to there? we can stop and get food on the way, my treat.
[/quote]

No problem dude.

[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
meh, neelydan is obviously in the vast minority here, but flying or driving halfway across the country for a little tail? fuck that

my guess is the novelty of the idea (her being your former teacher) has to be greater than anything else, cause i’m thinking her snatch ain’t lined with gold or anything[/quote]

Imhungry concurs with NeelyDan.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
NeelyDan wrote:
meh, neelydan is obviously in the vast minority here, but flying or driving halfway across the country for a little tail? fuck that

my guess is the novelty of the idea (her being your former teacher) has to be greater than anything else, cause i’m thinking her snatch ain’t lined with gold or anything

Imhungry concurs with NeelyDan.

[/quote]

Well, no shit it’s the novelty aspect! LankyMofo is surprised imhungry and neelydan needed to point that out!

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
imhungry wrote:
NeelyDan wrote:
meh, neelydan is obviously in the vast minority here, but flying or driving halfway across the country for a little tail? fuck that

my guess is the novelty of the idea (her being your former teacher) has to be greater than anything else, cause i’m thinking her snatch ain’t lined with gold or anything

Imhungry concurs with NeelyDan.

Well, no shit it’s the novelty aspect! LankyMofo is surprised imhungry and neelydan needed to point that out![/quote]

meh, neelydan still would be far too lazy to arrange such a trist

yes, trist

wait…tryst?

whatever, these honey roasted almonds from blue diamond rock neelydan’s socks

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
imhungry wrote:
NeelyDan wrote:
meh, neelydan is obviously in the vast minority here, but flying or driving halfway across the country for a little tail? fuck that

my guess is the novelty of the idea (her being your former teacher) has to be greater than anything else, cause i’m thinking her snatch ain’t lined with gold or anything

Imhungry concurs with NeelyDan.

Well, no shit it’s the novelty aspect! LankyMofo is surprised imhungry and neelydan needed to point that out![/quote]

It’s imhungry’s perogative to point out the obvious, whenever he sees fit to do so.

Actually, I was agreeing with the first part of the post…

Imhungry still loves himself some LankyMofo.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
imhungry wrote:
NeelyDan wrote:
meh, neelydan is obviously in the vast minority here, but flying or driving halfway across the country for a little tail? fuck that

my guess is the novelty of the idea (her being your former teacher) has to be greater than anything else, cause i’m thinking her snatch ain’t lined with gold or anything

Imhungry concurs with NeelyDan.

Well, no shit it’s the novelty aspect! LankyMofo is surprised imhungry and neelydan needed to point that out!

It’s imhungry’s perogative to point out the obvious, whenever he sees fit to do so.

Actually, I was agreeing with the first part of the post…

Imhungry still loves himself some LankyMofo.[/quote]

fighting_fires just wanted to talk in the third person and be cool like you guys

neelydan thinks you’re new

I knew there was a reason HolyMac was my idol.

/nuthugging

so what are you saying neelydan? that i shouldn’t do it?

i sent her a message telling her there was a possiblity of me coming down earlier.

do you think in 8 years when i’m 30 i’m going to look back and be like ‘aw man i’m glad i saved that 300 bucks’ or am i gonna be like 'aw man i’m glad i zinged my teacher?

(and met rhino jockey)

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
so what are you saying neelydan? that i shouldn’t do it?

i sent her a message telling her there was a possiblity of me coming down earlier.

do you think in 8 years when i’m 30 i’m going to look back and be like ‘aw man i’m glad i saved that 300 bucks’ or am i gonna be like 'aw man i’m glad i zinged my teacher?

(and met rhino jockey)[/quote]

Fuck Neely Dan. Go get yourself some. If you fail, you can chalk it up to experience and then we all have a reason to laugh at you. Just do it!

And if you succeed, no one on this site can say that they fucked their HOT Sixth Grade teacher.

WolBarret: I saved a child from a burning building.
Holy Mac: I fucked my sixth grade teacher. AND she was hot.

Holy Mac wins.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
so what are you saying neelydan? that i shouldn’t do it?

i sent her a message telling her there was a possiblity of me coming down earlier.

do you think in 8 years when i’m 30 i’m going to look back and be like ‘aw man i’m glad i saved that 300 bucks’ or am i gonna be like 'aw man i’m glad i zinged my teacher?

(and met rhino jockey)[/quote]

Hell, do it… It’s an adventure.

[quote]Wiskonstantin wrote:
I knew there was a reason HolyMac was my idol.

/nuthugging[/quote]

Dude, I’m getting over a cold, but when I read the " /nuthugging" comment, snot literally flew out of my face. AWESOME!