[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Quality trolling…I hope you guys appreciate quality. Lotta work went into this.
lol.
anyone that is facebook friends with me can see her on my wall and picture comments.[/quote]
I can vouch for Mac. Plus, her face is hot too. No butterface here…
[quote]TylerPK4L wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Quality trolling…I hope you guys appreciate quality. Lotta work went into this.
lol.
anyone that is facebook friends with me can see her on my wall and picture comments.
I can vouch for Mac. Plus, her face is hot too. No butterface here…[/quote]
2x, it’s legit.
Lucid post.
[quote]HoratioSandoval wrote:
KBCThird wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
otherwise i will have to wait a few weeks until the army flys me down to my HOR for the holidays.
so now, considering a full on ‘date’ with drinks and stuff will go about 100.00, is it worth the 300 bucks now (not to mention a hellacious drive) or should we ice this one for a bit?
Are these holidays we’re talking about thanksgiving by any chance? Or are we to understand you would have to wait over two months until christmas, new years, etc? If it’s the former, waiting 4 weeks might increase the anticipation a bit. If it’s the latter, you run a greater risk (and that’s all it is, risk, it’s not certain) that she starts to lose interest/gets another boy-toy/whatever.
No advice, that’s just an observation
This is exactly what I was going to post. To add, if you’re not sure it’s a sure thing, you could risk looking too eager by making that trip at the drop of a hat. Hell, even if it is a sure thing, the prospect of a 700 mile booty call (which it boils down to) could weird her out. You basically are strangers, and one night might not be enough time to seal the deal. Combine that with the fact she knows that you’ll be home a few weeks after that date, and your chances drop that she’ll put out right away.
Ninja move: Make her decide when you see her. I’m sure your holiday leave will be busy (time with the family + a night catching up with this friend, a night with that friend, etc.), so put it out there that you are busy but def have time for her coupled with the idea that you could make it home for a weekend sometime sooner. So, you’re not making it about the money - it’s your limited leave time that you are worried about. If she invites you before the holidays, she’s already made a decision to bang you that weekend. It would be rude not to.
Final point of analysis: Have you been talking to her more than you’ve posted? If not, you’ve already “made a date” over the holidays. Nobody likes a change of plans, especially when the motives behind the change aren’t clear (which they never are during dating/hooking up/whatever this is). And from what I remember, she hasn’t necessarily said she was planning to do more than a lunch or a HH for a couple of hours.
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[quote]BSC819 wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
So the moral of the story is bang the shit out of your teacher dude, if you dont when you get married and shit you will think about it and it will drive you crazy because then you cant. You will get the pussy if you play it cool and dont look desprite. Tell her that you have friends in the area and that you will be staying with her and then leaving. That way you can bail if you need to. Good luck.[/quote]
great post sir.
To HolyMac, the point is not succeed but to give it your best shot.
Who cares if you end up sleeping on her couch and drive back with blue balls. On the other hand what you have here is the opportunity to bone your teacher. How many people get to say that. Do this thing, and bring back some stories.
Agreed entirely. Just watch out for Little Macaronis, psycho-clingy (though that sounds unlikely), and all of the stuff you already know to watch for when you get your dick wet. (Note: If you call me “Dad” I’ll kick your ass. I’m not old enough. Close, but not quite.)
Actually, forget about all that. Unless it backfires. Then we’ll all say how we saw trouble coming and advised you against it.
Whether you go by car, plane, or tricycle, ourobouro expressed the proper spirit in which to do it.
Also, you should make up a theme song for this little adventure and sing it on the plane.
Apropos nothing, Feist has always dug NeelyDan’s avatar (“Fuck you – I’m an anteater!”). Would make a cool t-shirt, but Feist can’t wear that sort of shit at his job. RRjc’s avatar, with the dude doing the running backflip off of the Swiss ball… makes Feist want to buy a Swiss ball. This stunt will be Feist’s Holymac-Chicktuna-backflip-quest, but not anytime soon.
Uh… Go Army!
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I haven’t quite read to the end yet but I have some advice for you. At the risk of sounding like a total middle aged mom, just get in your car and go. If in the end, you don’t get your dick wet, so freaking what? The stuff I remember and laugh about from 20 years ago isn’t when I made really bright decisions, it is the stupid shit.
The chances of this being a big thing are pretty slim but in 20 years, you likely won’t have the luxury of getting in the car to drive 11 hours to maybe bang your sixth grade teacher. Drive. Be tired, be uncomfortable and maybe have blue balls. That’s what you do when you’re 22. Leave the well reasoned decisions for when you’re 42.[/quote]
[quote]BSC819 wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
I haven’t quite read to the end yet but I have some advice for you. At the risk of sounding like a total middle aged mom, just get in your car and go. If in the end, you don’t get your dick wet, so freaking what? The stuff I remember and laugh about from 20 years ago isn’t when I made really bright decisions, it is the stupid shit.
The chances of this being a big thing are pretty slim but in 20 years, you likely won’t have the luxury of getting in the car to drive 11 hours to maybe bang your sixth grade teacher. Drive. Be tired, be uncomfortable and maybe have blue balls. That’s what you do when you’re 22. Leave the well reasoned decisions for when you’re 42.
mooooooooom!! i TOLD you not to bother me when i’m hanging out with my friends!
Holy Mac, I had a similar situation to this a few years ago. Where I went to high school, there was this chick that was the hottest chick in the grade. She always had a boyfriend but flirted with me and I could never get that. And this was the chick in high school that probably every guy jacked it to at least once and thought about banging her. Anyways she found me on myspace and basically said the same shit that this teacher is saying and I just played it cool. She lived in NY city then and was persuing an acting career and was hotter then than she was in high school. She invited me to come to NYC and hang with her, so again i played it cool and told her that I could come down in a couple of weeks and I would stay with her. I also had other friends from high school that also live in NYC and I knew that I could go see them if this chick didnt give up the ass. So as soon as I got there I met her at her apartment and we went out and had some drinks, came back to her place and fucked all night. Then stayed in bed the next day and fucked a few more times. The sex was pretty fucking good I must say also. So then I hung with my other friends the next day then flew out. Now I am married and have a kid on the way and I am so glad that I banged that chick. If I wouldnt have and ran into her now, it would be hard for me not to want to bang her and I would be slamming my dick in a door. Now I have the privlige of telling all of my high school buddies how i flew to NYC and fucked the hottest chick from our high school and I can tell my respect level goes up a notch.
So the moral of the story is bang the shit out of your teacher dude, if you dont when you get married and shit you will think about it and it will drive you crazy because then you cant. You will get the pussy if you play it cool and dont look desprite. Tell her that you have friends in the area and that you will be staying with her and then leaving. That way you can bail if you need to. Good luck.[/quote]
Well, aren’t you the shit.
If you can’t do this for yourself Mac do it for all the old married guys out there who only wished they’d played hide the carrot with a hot teacher. Go out there and make us proud!
Wheres Leehirstwhite when you need him. That dude is a pimp.
[quote]DeterminedNate wrote:
BSC819 wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
I haven’t quite read to the end yet but I have some advice for you. At the risk of sounding like a total middle aged mom, just get in your car and go. If in the end, you don’t get your dick wet, so freaking what? The stuff I remember and laugh about from 20 years ago isn’t when I made really bright decisions, it is the stupid shit.
The chances of this being a big thing are pretty slim but in 20 years, you likely won’t have the luxury of getting in the car to drive 11 hours to maybe bang your sixth grade teacher. Drive. Be tired, be uncomfortable and maybe have blue balls. That’s what you do when you’re 22. Leave the well reasoned decisions for when you’re 42.
mooooooooom!! i TOLD you not to bother me when i’m hanging out with my friends!
Holy Mac, I had a similar situation to this a few years ago. Where I went to high school, there was this chick that was the hottest chick in the grade. She always had a boyfriend but flirted with me and I could never get that. And this was the chick in high school that probably every guy jacked it to at least once and thought about banging her. Anyways she found me on myspace and basically said the same shit that this teacher is saying and I just played it cool. She lived in NY city then and was persuing an acting career and was hotter then than she was in high school. She invited me to come to NYC and hang with her, so again i played it cool and told her that I could come down in a couple of weeks and I would stay with her. I also had other friends from high school that also live in NYC and I knew that I could go see them if this chick didnt give up the ass. So as soon as I got there I met her at her apartment and we went out and had some drinks, came back to her place and fucked all night. Then stayed in bed the next day and fucked a few more times. The sex was pretty fucking good I must say also. So then I hung with my other friends the next day then flew out. Now I am married and have a kid on the way and I am so glad that I banged that chick. If I wouldnt have and ran into her now, it would be hard for me not to want to bang her and I would be slamming my dick in a door. Now I have the privlige of telling all of my high school buddies how i flew to NYC and fucked the hottest chick from our high school and I can tell my respect level goes up a notch.
So the moral of the story is bang the shit out of your teacher dude, if you dont when you get married and shit you will think about it and it will drive you crazy because then you cant. You will get the pussy if you play it cool and dont look desprite. Tell her that you have friends in the area and that you will be staying with her and then leaving. That way you can bail if you need to. Good luck.
Well, aren’t you the shit.
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No actually Im not the shit, but in that particular moment I felt like I was the shit. Now I am older (just 32) but I am also married and have a kid on the way. My life has changed and I wanted mac to know that he needs to seize the moment while he can. Life passes you by quick. So Mac just do it man before you end up in the 35 and older forum with me in a couple of years.
[quote]BSC819 wrote:
So Mac just do it man before you end up in the 35 and older forum with me in a couple of years.[/quote]
You do konw access to the 35 and older forum is by invite alone, don’t you?? hmmm? hmmmm?
shit i sent a message to her on the 19th about possibly coming down earlier and i haven’t heard back from her yet
She’s probably been busy with some of your old classmates all week, don’t worry about it, she’ll get around to you! Keep your head up Mac, you GOT this!!
Grading papers maybe?
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
shit i sent a message to her on the 19th about possibly coming down earlier and i haven’t heard back from her yet[/quote]
are you seriously intimidated by this broad?!?
[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
shit i sent a message to her on the 19th about possibly coming down earlier and i haven’t heard back from her yet
are you seriously intimidated by this broad?!?[/quote]
take it easy bro, don’t say cold 'till you see penguins.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
shit i sent a message to her on the 19th about possibly coming down earlier and i haven’t heard back from her yet[/quote]
Stop getting inside your head. You sound like a chick sitting beside the phone waiting for it to ring.
She’ll respond, you will bang, it will be glorious.
[quote]oinky222 wrote:
milktruck wrote:
my friend got a handjob on the dancefloor from his high school spanish teacher once.
how the fuck did he pull that off?![/quote]
He didn’t, she did
[quote]BSC819 wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
I haven’t quite read to the end yet but I have some advice for you. At the risk of sounding like a total middle aged mom, just get in your car and go. If in the end, you don’t get your dick wet, so freaking what? The stuff I remember and laugh about from 20 years ago isn’t when I made really bright decisions, it is the stupid shit.
The chances of this being a big thing are pretty slim but in 20 years, you likely won’t have the luxury of getting in the car to drive 11 hours to maybe bang your sixth grade teacher. Drive. Be tired, be uncomfortable and maybe have blue balls. That’s what you do when you’re 22. Leave the well reasoned decisions for when you’re 42.
mooooooooom!! i TOLD you not to bother me when i’m hanging out with my friends!
Holy Mac, I had a similar situation to this a few years ago. Where I went to high school, there was this chick that was the hottest chick in the grade. She always had a boyfriend but flirted with me and I could never get that. And this was the chick in high school that probably every guy jacked it to at least once and thought about banging her. Anyways she found me on myspace and basically said the same shit that this teacher is saying and I just played it cool. She lived in NY city then and was persuing an acting career and was hotter then than she was in high school. She invited me to come to NYC and hang with her, so again i played it cool and told her that I could come down in a couple of weeks and I would stay with her. I also had other friends from high school that also live in NYC and I knew that I could go see them if this chick didnt give up the ass. So as soon as I got there I met her at her apartment and we went out and had some drinks, came back to her place and fucked all night. Then stayed in bed the next day and fucked a few more times. The sex was pretty fucking good I must say also. So then I hung with my other friends the next day then flew out. Now I am married and have a kid on the way and I am so glad that I banged that chick. If I wouldnt have and ran into her now, it would be hard for me not to want to bang her and I would be slamming my dick in a door. Now I have the privlige of telling all of my high school buddies how i flew to NYC and fucked the hottest chick from our high school and I can tell my respect level goes up a notch.
So the moral of the story is bang the shit out of your teacher dude, if you dont when you get married and shit you will think about it and it will drive you crazy because then you cant. You will get the pussy if you play it cool and dont look desprite. Tell her that you have friends in the area and that you will be staying with her and then leaving. That way you can bail if you need to. Good luck.[/quote]
Dear penthouse…
[quote]Cockney Blue wrote:
oinky222 wrote:
milktruck wrote:
my friend got a handjob on the dancefloor from his high school spanish teacher once.
how the fuck did he pull that off?!
He didn’t, she did[/quote]
Hey bro saludos a Guanajuato desde el DF!
[quote]MEYMZ wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
oinky222 wrote:
milktruck wrote:
my friend got a handjob on the dancefloor from his high school spanish teacher once.
how the fuck did he pull that off?!
He didn’t, she did
Hey bro saludos a Guanajuato desde el DF![/quote]
Voy a ir al DF esta fin. Nacionales de BJJ.