[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
I hope she’s got the hiv. [/quote]
I FOUND IT. ENJOY.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
I hope she’s got the hiv.
you sick sonofab.
yeah i checked if she’s friends with other people from middle school. i could only find one other one, and it’s a dude who was the ‘weird guy’ in high school and wore a backbrace because he had scoliosis.
not that i’m picking on him for it, just saying i don’t think he’s getting the same messages.
or maybe he is, in which case FML.
yeah, i too was wondering if i should just let it be until i go see her, or if i still need to message/do anything else until then.
and i definatly plan on saying ‘so btw, i cheated on my 6th grade math final’ as soon as we are done.[/quote]
Just a thought, talking about her teaching you and shit MIGHT make it weird for her and dry her up quick as anything…if you know what I mean, and you do.
There one of two things going on here:
A: She likes what you have become, shes single and wants to have fun, etc, standard stuff, your a young guy she has easy access too.
B: Shes a little kinky and is getting off on the idea of sleeping with a former “Kid” of hers that is now a grown guy.
I say let her control the conversation, start out pretty standard, not talking about the school thing… if she keeps it pretty standard, then just lay on the charm and fuck her like you would any other girl who wants it…Hard.
If she keeps bringing up the former student topic and shit, then shes a little freaky and you should reciprocate…still fuck her Hard, but play on the kinky shit for her.
If shes going for A, and you keep bringing up B and she gets weird-ed out your going to get a kiss on the cheek and a hug.
This is pretty obvious and you know this, but I still feel like saying it for some reason, so there.
[quote]Westclock wrote:
Just a thought, talking about her teaching you and shit MIGHT make it weird for her and dry her up quick as anything…if you know what I mean, and you do.
There one of two things going on here:
A: She likes what you have become, shes single and wants to have fun, etc, standard stuff, your a young guy she has easy access too.
B: Shes a little kinky and is getting off on the idea of sleeping with a former “Kid” of hers that is now a grown guy.
I say let her control the conversation, start out pretty standard, not talking about the school thing… if she keeps it pretty standard, then just lay on the charm and fuck her like you would any other girl who wants it…Hard.
If she keeps bringing up the former student topic and shit, then shes a little freaky and you should reciprocate…still fuck her Hard, but play on the kinky shit for her.
If shes going for A, and you keep bringing up B and she gets weird-ed out your going to get a kiss on the cheek and a hug.
This is pretty obvious and you know this, but I still feel like saying it for some reason, so there.
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haha, appriciate west.
although since she went with the ‘well i guess you owe me a date since the 7th grade’ line she’s kinda into that whole thing.
my money is on that she’s excited one of her students has turned into a decent dude that she’d bang, kind of a mix of the two
[quote]Westclock wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
I hope she’s got the hiv.
you sick sonofab.
yeah i checked if she’s friends with other people from middle school. i could only find one other one, and it’s a dude who was the ‘weird guy’ in high school and wore a backbrace because he had scoliosis.
not that i’m picking on him for it, just saying i don’t think he’s getting the same messages.
or maybe he is, in which case FML.
yeah, i too was wondering if i should just let it be until i go see her, or if i still need to message/do anything else until then.
and i definatly plan on saying ‘so btw, i cheated on my 6th grade math final’ as soon as we are done.
Just a thought, talking about her teaching you and shit MIGHT make it weird for her and dry her up quick as anything…if you know what I mean, and you do.
There one of two things going on here:
A: She likes what you have become, shes single and wants to have fun, etc, standard stuff, your a young guy she has easy access too.
B: Shes a little kinky and is getting off on the idea of sleeping with a former “Kid” of hers that is now a grown guy.
I say let her control the conversation, start out pretty standard, not talking about the school thing… if she keeps it pretty standard, then just lay on the charm and fuck her like you would any other girl who wants it…Hard.
If she keeps bringing up the former student topic and shit, then shes a little freaky and you should reciprocate…still fuck her Hard, but play on the kinky shit for her.
If shes going for A, and you keep bringing up B and she gets weird-ed out your going to get a kiss on the cheek and a hug.
This is pretty obvious and you know this, but I still feel like saying it for some reason, so there.
[/quote]
Don’t forget, go balls deep every time. You cannot lose.
After you finish fucking her say: “Well, this sure was more fun than any of your classes…”
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
Don’t forget, go balls deep every time. You cannot lose.[/quote]
unfortunately for him he doesn’t have much distance to go balls deep.
ZING! Dam im funny…
[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
After you finish fucking her say: “Well, this sure was more fun than any of your classes…”[/quote]
…or “Wow! Mr. [insert name of 7th grade PE teacher] never did it like THAT!”
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
Gettnitdone wrote:
After you finish fucking her say: “Well, this sure was more fun than any of your classes…”
…or “Wow! Mr. [insert name of 7th grade PE teacher] never did it like THAT!”[/quote]
OK that made me laugh!
when is the date?
[quote]bartonmlee wrote:
when is the date?[/quote]
and here we run into a logistical problem…
mapquest puts us as 720miles apart. so we’re looking at 1500mi round trip. i am currently driving a 5spd bmw x5. let’s say it gets 20mpg.
1500/20 = 75gal of gas
and at 2.30/gal = 172.50 bucks
so we’re looking at 200 bucks and 11 hours (FML!!!) of driving if i want to do this right now.
granted, if anyone is between tuscaloosa, AL and west palm beach, FL and will let me stop by and stretch my legs for a sec, that would make the trip that much more appealing.
otherwise i will have to wait a few weeks until the army flys me down to my HOR for the holidays.
so now, considering a full on ‘date’ with drinks and stuff will go about 100.00, is it worth the 300 bucks now (not to mention a hellacious drive) or should we ice this one for a bit?
$300 for a sure thing? worth it.
$300 for needing a few more dates, f- that
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
bartonmlee wrote:
when is the date?
and here we run into a logistical problem…
mapquest puts us as 720miles apart. so we’re looking at 1500mi round trip. i am currently driving a 5spd bmw x5. let’s say it gets 20mpg.
1500/20 = 75gal of gas
and at 2.30/gal = 172.50 bucks
so we’re looking at 200 bucks and 11 hours (FML!!!) of driving if i want to do this right now.
granted, if anyone is between tuscaloosa, AL and west palm beach, FL and will let me stop by and stretch my legs for a sec, that would make the trip that much more appealing.
otherwise i will have to wait a few weeks until the army flys me down to my HOR for the holidays.
so now, considering a full on ‘date’ with drinks and stuff will go about 100.00, is it worth the 300 bucks now (not to mention a hellacious drive) or should we ice this one for a bit?
[/quote]
Just remember People have done crazier things for pussy.
Just look at it this way…
$300.00 = Ramming your hot 6th grade teacher
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
$300 for a sure thing? worth it.
$300 for needing a few more dates, f- that[/quote]
This.
300 dollars well spent… you could waste it on other things I suppose, don’t truly understand what that may be
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
$300 for a sure thing? worth it.
$300 for needing a few more dates, f- that
This.[/quote]
alright. agreed.
now how do i make sure it’s a ‘sure thing’ before i saddle up?
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
$300 for a sure thing? worth it.
$300 for needing a few more dates, f- that
This.
alright. agreed.
now how do i make sure it’s a ‘sure thing’ before i saddle up?[/quote]
Tell her you’ll buy the condoms.
I’m not saying anything’s a sure thing, but if you’re driving 11 hours to see her, and you don’t have friends you’re crashing with, isn’t it pretty much assumed you’re spending the night? This assumption could work for or against you. Gist of this and some above posts – have fun, be confident, but don’t be desperate. Really, you’d have to work to mess this up.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
$300 for a sure thing? worth it.
$300 for needing a few more dates, f- that
This.
alright. agreed.
now how do i make sure it’s a ‘sure thing’ before i saddle up?[/quote]
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
$300 for a sure thing? worth it.
$300 for needing a few more dates, f- that
This.
alright. agreed.
now how do i make sure it’s a ‘sure thing’ before i saddle up?[/quote]
1800flowers
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
$300 for a sure thing? worth it.
$300 for needing a few more dates, f- that
This.
alright. agreed.
now how do i make sure it’s a ‘sure thing’ before i saddle up?[/quote]
tell her you want to stick it in her pooper and see how she responds.