Whisper in her ear that you cheated on the 6th grade math test…I bet she would get turned on by your badassness.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Great job, Holy mac.
BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, get her to stop with the “LOL, LMAO, AND ROFLAMO” There is nothing that fucking funny. I wanted to punch her in the face after the 10th LOL.
did you catch were i’m also ‘funny,smart and cool’ ?
it’s like a note from 9th grade.
“LOL”[/quote]
So I take it she isn’t an English teacher?
Chalk up another one for the HEADHUNTER!!!
This could be epic…cant wait for the perp walk.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Whisper in her ear that you cheated on the 6th grade math test…I bet she would get turned on by your badassness. [/quote]
That first of all was win.
Second I had to fucking retrieve my password which took me fucking ages, just to post the unfair amount of epic wins in this thread. Reading the facebook page made me spit chicken all over my screen, seriously for the love of god LMFAO ROLF etc almost knocked me off my chair.
For real tho, HM nail that and nail it hard, but make sure you got an escape plan for when she goes haywire and hunts you down with an axe. We all know it’s gonna happen 
Thanks for the awesome read guys, best thread ever.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Maybe she’s looking to hump all of her former students once they get to a certain age. I’d be a little wierded out, to be honest.
Wear a rubber.[/quote]
Yeah, being recently divorced, she could be on a spree here… I bet she has a list. She’s a “head hunter”. 
Do you see many other former classmates / students on her friends list?
[quote]Yawgmoth wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
Whisper in her ear that you cheated on the 6th grade math test…I bet she would get turned on by your badassness.
That first of all was win.
Second I had to fucking retrieve my password which took me fucking ages, just to post the unfair amount of epic wins in this thread. Reading the facebook page made me spit chicken all over my screen, seriously for the love of god LMFAO ROLF etc almost knocked me off my chair.
For real tho, HM nail that and nail it hard, but make sure you got an escape plan for when she goes haywire and hunts you down with an axe. We all know it’s gonna happen
Thanks for the awesome read guys, best thread ever.[/quote]
I got this wierd feeling that when she experiences an orgasm she starts to giggle and say LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMAOLOLOL randomly.
In that case all he gotta do is stick it in her pooper and then into her mouth. It’s the patented bitch-switch-off-THAT-hole-algorithm ™
BC
How funny would it be if she sent that to every single one of her previous students.
[quote]musicma1n1 wrote:
How funny would it be if she sent that to every single one of her previous students.[/quote]
That would not stop me from sleeping with her, not one little bit.
I wouldn’t put my mouth on it, but I would put my penis in it.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
I hope she’s got the hiv. [/quote]
you sick sonofab.
yeah i checked if she’s friends with other people from middle school. i could only find one other one, and it’s a dude who was the ‘weird guy’ in high school and wore a backbrace because he had scoliosis.
not that i’m picking on him for it, just saying i don’t think he’s getting the same messages.
or maybe he is, in which case FML.
yeah, i too was wondering if i should just let it be until i go see her, or if i still need to message/do anything else until then.
and i definatly plan on saying ‘so btw, i cheated on my 6th grade math final’ as soon as we are done.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
I hope she’s got the hiv. [/quote]
what? Are you an asshole or just have a bad sense of humour?
[quote]giterdone wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
I hope she’s got the hiv.
what? Are you an asshole or just have a bad sense of humour?[/quote]
i think he meant ‘Hyperactive Inverted Vagina’
they’re pretty rare to find, like a blastoise or charzard
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
giterdone wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
I hope she’s got the hiv.
what? Are you an asshole or just have a bad sense of humour?
i think he meant ‘Hyperactive Inverted Vagina’
they’re pretty rare to find, like a blastoise or charzard[/quote]
you rock so much!!! you’re the anti-Tennessee Titans!!
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
giterdone wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
I hope she’s got the hiv.
what? Are you an asshole or just have a bad sense of humour?
i think he meant ‘Hyperactive Inverted Vagina’
they’re pretty rare to find, like a blastoise or charzard[/quote]
I have a costume made Charizard surf board from when I was a kid hanging in my room.
Does that make me cool?
That’s my brother playing some game and talking in vent or something I don’t know what the hell he’s doing.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
I hope she’s got the hiv.
you sick sonofab.
yeah i checked if she’s friends with other people from middle school. i could only find one other one, and it’s a dude who was the ‘weird guy’ in high school and wore a backbrace because he had scoliosis.
not that i’m picking on him for it, just saying i don’t think he’s getting the same messages.
or maybe he is, in which case FML.
yeah, i too was wondering if i should just let it be until i go see her, or if i still need to message/do anything else until then.
and i definatly plan on saying ‘so btw, i cheated on my 6th grade math final’ as soon as we are done.[/quote]
MMF with the scoliosis dude FTW!!
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
yeah, i too was wondering if i should just let it be until i go see her, or if i still need to message/do anything else until then.
[/quote]
I would, without being weird and “I can’t wait to fuck you” creepy.
[quote]Reef wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
I hope she’s got the hiv.
you sick sonofab.
yeah i checked if she’s friends with other people from middle school. i could only find one other one, and it’s a dude who was the ‘weird guy’ in high school and wore a backbrace because he had scoliosis.
not that i’m picking on him for it, just saying i don’t think he’s getting the same messages.
or maybe he is, in which case FML.
yeah, i too was wondering if i should just let it be until i go see her, or if i still need to message/do anything else until then.
and i definatly plan on saying ‘so btw, i cheated on my 6th grade math final’ as soon as we are done.
MMF with the scoliosis dude FTW!![/quote]
I LOL’d
[quote]
Fuzzyapple wrote:
Whisper in her ear that you cheated on the 6th grade math test…I bet she would get turned on by your badassness. [/quote]
I have to agree that was win. HM- wear 2
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
Whisper in her ear that you cheated on the 6th grade math test…I bet she would get turned on by your badassness.
I have to agree that was win. HM- wear 2[/quote]
Your face reminds me of a serial killer, No disrespect obviously just pointing it out there…
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
I hope she’s got the hiv. [/quote]
That reminded me of the all-time greatest thread What You Say When You Are Coming or something like that and some genius wrote…
“HERE COMES HIV!”