Girl With the Most Cake

[quote]giterdone wrote:

[quote]JoeGood wrote:

[quote]giterdone wrote:

[quote]dejavued wrote:

[quote]kimbakimba wrote:

This idea is intriguing, in the can’t-look-away-from-a-trainwreck sort of way. I do have an oly bar and plates in my bedroom…[/quote]

do it!!! purty please. =+)[/quote]

See!! It’s an awesome idea that crosses gender boundaries.

You have a bar and plates in your bedroom?[/quote]

Thats made of win isn’t it?[/quote]

Yes, yes it is. If she says she has a stripper pole in there too then she is going to have to win some kind of prize.[/quote]

You sir, are a genius…

This log has just given me the best laughing fit. I need do nothing to entertain: you all do it for me!

No stripper pole, so no prize for me. My favorite present EVER from my husband was an oly bar with some plates which I indeed keep in the bedroom closet. Because I have the world’s largest bedroom with big mirror doors on the big closet, its perfect for military presses when I just want to get my MP day done quick-like.

During the winter, I do tabata-style workouts with the oly bar, my kettlebell and my oly DB handles. Heavy deadlifts are a no-go because I doubt the floor could take it. No squat rack or stand either, sadly.

There is, however, plenty of lingerie in there. :slight_smile:

I would pay money to see you on a stripper pole! Or doing MPs in your bedroom. :wink:

[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
Because I have the world’s largest bedroom with big mirror doors on the big closet, its perfect for the installation of a quality stripper pole[/quote]

Fixed. I’m just sayin’

[quote]kimbakimba wrote:

No stripper pole, so no prize for me. [/quote]

I’m not upset. Disappointed. But not upset.

So what you are saying is that you have an oly bar that can be verticaly fixed by heavy plates so that it stands upright? Like a stripper pole…perhaps…

[quote]JoeGood wrote:
So what you are saying is that you have an oly bar that can be verticaly fixed by heavy plates so that it stands upright? Like a stripper pole…perhaps…[/quote]

that’s what i was thinkin! a contraption to hold a barbell upright would be easy to rig in a giant mirrored closet.

Well, it warms my heart that there is so much support for the stripper pole idea. I do believe the husband has another addition to his “to get” list.

Actually, just add it to his grocery list…milk, eggs, steak, stripper pole, waffles…wait, WHAT?! He won’t mind, trust me.

OMFG flippin hysterical you guys!

This is cracking me up,

They will be FedExing a pole to your doorstep if you keep teasing them,jus sayin.

BUT…it just may top the last sexy shots.

[quote]UpScale wrote:
OMFG flippin hysterical you guys!

This is cracking me up,

They will be FedExing a pole to your doorstep if you keep teasing them,jus sayin.

BUT…it just may top the last sexy shots.[/quote]

Git will be here in a an hour or so sweet talking you too you know.

You’re icon almost looks like you are wearing University of Alabama hat down on the Gulf Coast… if so you have outstanding taste.

[quote]JoeGood wrote:

[quote]UpScale wrote:
OMFG flippin hysterical you guys!

This is cracking me up,

They will be FedExing a pole to your doorstep if you keep teasing them,jus sayin.

BUT…it just may top the last sexy shots.[/quote]

Git will be here in a an hour or so sweet talking you too you know.

You’re icon almost looks like you are wearing University of Alabama hat down on the Gulf Coast… if so you have outstanding taste.[/quote]

Oh look…she IS wearing a hat. I didn’t notice.

UpScale doesn’t need any sweet talk from me. Looking the way she does I’m sure she hears an endless stream of compliments.

DOWN BOYS, DOWN.

Seriously, I’m calling out for a vid with the vertically placed Oly bar/stripper pole.

Just to check form, of course.

[quote]dejavued wrote:

[quote]JoeGood wrote:
So what you are saying is that you have an oly bar that can be verticaly fixed by heavy plates so that it stands upright? Like a stripper pole…perhaps…[/quote]

that’s what i was thinkin! a contraption to hold a barbell upright would be easy to rig in a giant mirrored closet. [/quote]

Great minds and all…

Damn there’s a stripper party in here!? pops open the champagne
hell I’m in.

fumbles through ipod… we need some music for the occasion peeps. any suggestions?

Git will be here in a an hour or so sweet talking you too you know.

You’re icon almost looks like you are wearing University of Alabama hat down on the Gulf Coast… if so you have outstanding taste.[/quote]

…hope i did that quote thing right,I mean if Im gonna Hijack Kimbas thread I better at least know what the fug Im doing.
See,Im disappointing already,hat is from cardinals(lived in AZ)and nope just Myrtle Beach,and double no I didnt even have sex on said beach.

Kimbas knee cave is much more exciting than me

I did however download 5/3/1 …

you can have it back now :slight_smile:

[quote]nlmain wrote:
Damn there’s a stripper party in here!? pops open the champagne
hell I’m in.

fumbles through ipod… we need some music for the occasion peeps. any suggestions?[/quote]

NIN “Closer”

Rob Zombie “Living Dead Girl”

Stone Temple Pilots “Wicked Garden”

Thanks so much everyone for the stripper-based entertainment in here. Its been a sad couple of days with losing our 17 year old kitty a few days ago. :frowning:

That homemade stripper pole idea makes klutzy-me think of cracked mirror doors and holes in the drywall. Seriously, I can’t be trusted. However, let me see what else I can do…

I didn’t feel much like training on Friday due to tired and drained, and almost went shopping instead. But I pulled myself together and hit the gym. Because I never did week 3 of Wave 9, I’ll just be repeating the same weights for Wave 10.

5/3/1 - Wave 10, Week 1 - Sumo Deadlift Day

Sumo Deadlift
from risers:
85# 1 x 5 warmup
105# 1 x 5 warmup
120# 1 x 5 <–working

from floor:
138.5# 1 x 5 <–working, felt good and looked good
157 1 x 5 <–money set, same reps as last month, belt on
135# 1 x 5, 1 x 8

Overall, I was pleased with this effort given my crappy nutrition, sleep and motivation. Right behind where I do my deads is the preacher curl station. The dude using it during my set told me my form was perfect, but I’m not sure exactly how he meant that. :wink:

Kroc Rows
45# DB 2 x 8

Good girl/bad girl machine a/k/a The Fuckmaster
120# 3 x 10, with a 3 sec. pause at max. bad girl

DB snatch
32.5# 1 x 1 each side, and then ran out of time

Today’s training, 3.5 hr bike ride to the beach and back.

He meant that the way I would mean it.

3.5 hours 1 way? Serious saddle rash if I were to do that…

[quote]DaCharmingAlbino wrote:
He meant that the way I would mean it.[/quote]

:slight_smile:

1.5 hrs ride to beach
1 hr lay on the beach in bikini and marvel that its almost October
20 min ride to the diner for 2 eggs, bacon and a piece of wheat toast and a few home fries
20 min ride to cafe
30 min drink margarita on the rocks, no salt
1.5 hrs ride home

All the eating and drinking and sunning avoids saddle rash. All the riding takes care of the day’s cardio.

I wanna be like you someday!