[quote]angry chicken wrote:
We are still getting away from the point - is food poisoning someone for two days (fucking up their life, income, etc…) a “prank”? And does it deserve an ass whipping? The stance I’m getting from you, HG, is, “it’s just a prank, food pranks are funny”.
The stance that many of us are taking is “That’s assault and if someone did that to me, I’d fuck them up”.
Then you are coming back with, “well I’m from Texas, so you can’t fuck ME up”. LMAO Which has spiraled into the ridiculous debate we are now embroiled in.
The whole hypothetical “good ole’ boys” vs. “City boyz” is kinda stupid, as is ANYTHING where you are generalizing from the particular to the general. It’s getting almost ridiculous as Spike TV’s Deadliest Warrior show!
Douchebag “good ole’ boy” expert: “well MY guy’s been bailing hay since he was six, so HE’S more deadly cuz he can pick that gang banger up by the neck and throw him”.
Douchebag “City boyz” expert: “Well I think MY guy will win cuz he grew up in da hood and survived ten drive bys before he was ten”.
Douchebag “weapons expert”: Well, technically speaking, the sharp shooting ability of the good ole’ boy will be counter balanced by the spray of the Tech 9 carried by the city boy, but the length of the two by four carried by the good ole boy is about ten centimeters longer than the aluminum bat carried by the city boy, so I’m gonna have to side with the good ole boy - cuz let’s face it: SIZE MATTERS <<or insert equally un-funny, poorly written “joke”>>
Fat douchebag computer expert: “Well, I’ve run the scenario 1000 times and 513 times, the city boy shoots the shit out of the good ole boy while he was taking a piss behind the tree”.
<<insert shitty CGI “reenactment” of country boy getting shot taking a piss>>
Do you see my point? There are PLENTY of country boys that I’d definitely think twice about fucking with (Skysyks among them) just as there are plenty of “City boys” I’d definitely think twice about before fucking with (BG among them), Just as I’d probably think twice about coming at YOU, HG - given your “arsenal” and seemingly relentless ability to draw out and compound ANY situation! LOL (I kid, I kid 
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The POINT is that putting a ghost pepper in someone’s food is more of a “pussy move” than kicking someone’s ass FOR putting a ghost pepper in your food. And, as everyone who’s been around the block knows: If you’re gonna play pussy, you’re gonna get fucked. At least that’s how we roll in B-More. You know, “bodymore, murderland”? LOL[/quote]
Sometimes it’s fun to play out hypothetical situations and can be more entertaining than anal retentive e-chastizing/criticizing. Deadliest Warrior is fucking awesome too.
No, putting a pepper in a sandwich should not be assault. If a hot pepper causes someone to miss two days of work, rack up dr. bills, child care bills or what ever else was mentioned the guy eating the pepper needs more hair on his balls and should develop the ability to laugh at himself.
The uptight dudes are always the funniest to prank though. “It’s NOT FUNNY!!!”, “DON’T”, “OMG FUCK YOU!!!” These responses always magnify the hilarity ten fold.
PS. As far as the “Hot Peppers aren’t assault cuz I’m from Texas” jab, I’m willing to bet you two aren’t as tough as you think when you say shit like “I doubt any one would dare put a pepper in my sandwich”.
BG maybe if he really did run security, plus I absolutely respect his hog hunting hobby, but come on bro, don’t act like your balls are big when tons of people lift weights and then slam Texas bravado. Comments like that make your sandwich a primary target.
This is a hilarious prank and I hope he follows through.
