This is pretty awesome. I wonder if it’s going to burn your ass when you have to shit. 
[quote]asusvenus wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
[quote]asusvenus wrote:
Don’t argue guys, it’s making me sad :'([/quote]
You’re not sad, that’s just your eyes watering from that fucking chili you so foolishly ate! LMAO
Whatever float’s your boat, man. At least you posted a vid to back your shit up. That was some funny shit and you DO need a hair cut!
Now answer this question honestly: would you be OK with someone doing that to you, out of the blue, with out your consent (perhaps being more liberal with the portion)… What if you didn’t have any milk at the time when they decided to play that shit? Would it be “funny”?[/quote]
Haha,
To answer your question; If it was done to me, I would be okay with it, but I already said this earlier in the thread.
HOWEVER
If it was done to me, with no milk lying around, I’d probably be very pissed.
That shit was unbearable even with milk.
To sum it up: I would never do anything against someone else, that I couldn’t handle being done to myself.
But to be honest, the worst is the stomach “heat” I’m feeling now, I have a feeling this won’t go away for quite awhile… (It’s been getting steadily worse)[/quote]
I am interested in you continuing to post about your experience with this pepper. lol
Perhaps there will be a change of heart.
hahahaha pure internet gold!!!
you sir are a better (or more foolish) man than i. thank you for being a man of your word!
and do please keep updating us on how it feels as it travels through your digestive tract. i have a feeling the exit will be most unpleasant.
btw to anyone else wanting to try how spicy it feels just in your mouth… i would swish and SPIT the milk, not swallow it.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Liv92 wrote:
HoustonGuy, you’re really not getting the point. Around our way no one will try to sneak into your house or office or whatever you’re blabbing about. They will point blank unload a clip in your chest while you are walking in the streets in front of anyone… People around here simply don’t give a fuck, especially about jail. [/quote]
And I agreed a pussy move would do the trick. Though I think you are exaggerating. I’m not from your way but I’ve been to plenty of cities and a city is the city.
I live in one of the nations largest with it’s own gangs, the Mexican Mafia, Cartels et cetera. Yes, public shootings do occur and here the news often reports people shooting back. Just saying.
Edit: Not to mention after Katrina, all the New Orleans fuckers came over here and we had some pretty crazy turf wars for a while. If you think the south isn’t dirty, you are a silly man.
You Jersey boys are not as uniquely tough as you think.
“The city violent crime rate for Houston in 2009 was higher than the national violent crime rate average by 162.11% and the city property crime rate in Houston was higher than the national property crime rate average by 76.57%.”
[/quote]
Houston is BAD news from what I’ve heard, I’m suprised that you are being challenged. I don’t get why the AK puts philly on “such a crazy” level, after someone whips out a gun period pistol it just doesn’t matter, it’s a mentalilty.
BUT if anyone ever busts out the GRENADEZZ and cross bows SHIT JUST GOT REALL SEEEEUUHHNNNN!
^lolololol
http://os.cqpress.com/citycrime/2010/City_crime_rate_2010-2011_hightolow.pdf
I hate to get all statistical on your asses, because crime is crime but…and I know all about Houston. And I spent lots of time doing protection work in the South, including mostly N.O. and Baton
Rouge when N.O. was the murder capital of the world but…
In the above reference, do you notice that we have 4 cities in the top 30? Those cities, from Newark NJ down to Baltimore, MD (AC’s hometown) with Camden, Trenton NJ and Philadelphia PA in between constitute 4 cities ranked in the top 30 within a 4 hour drive. If you remove Baltimore from that drive, you can drive from Newark to Philadelphia in an hour or so and pass Trenton and Camden along the way. If we include a modest radius from Philadelphia, we can safely include NYC and it’s boroughs (not so dangerous anymore, but depending on where you are…watch it), Reading PA to the west of Philadelphia, Allentown PA (to the northwest of Philadelphia and not coincidentally where one of my best friends was gunned downed and murdered while his two daughters were inside his apartment). If we even go half the size of Texas or less, we can start including the lovely places in CT like Bridgeport (I lived there a short while) and places in and around Boston. We can then include D.C. and the lovely places in Virginia.
To deny the Northeast is unique, is to deny reality. TX only has 4 cities in the top 100 and Houston (its statistically worst city) does not even outrank Reading Pa and I consider Reading PA to be our equivalent of “bum fuck, USA”. Yeah, they get wild up there from time to time, but we consider them slow. I can send some 16 year olds from Camden I know and they’d be running Reading in 6 months if they didn’t get arrested first. In a 150 mile or so radius from Philadelphia, we have 8 cities in the top 100 not counting Baltimore.
We’re not talking “property crimes” here. We’re talking violent crimes, particularly gun crimes.
Anyway, crime is crime, and bad is bad no matter where the geography. I learned that when I started traveling the country. No city has a monopoly on crime and it’s like a backward ass stupid brag “my city is tougher than yours”. But it IS dangerous up here. Camden NJ is consistently ranked in the top 3, where my little social club resides and I’m telling you now, shit is Beirut. But “don’t give a fuck” doesn’t have a home State or City and “don’t give a fuck” is where you find it, from LA to LV to parts midwest, to cleveland and finally down South…but we have more “don’t give a fuck” in a smaller concentrated geographical area, which makes avoiding “I don’t give a fuck” somewhat difficult.
Anyway, I’m looking for updated reports on the dude that ate the pepper. And I stand by my original post - if you fucked with my food and I got sick, I’d beat your fucking ass. Not because I don’t have a sense of humor, but because making someone sick is NOT funny. I had an old teammate put icy hot in my underwear before a game. THAT was funny.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Liv92 wrote:
HoustonGuy, you’re really not getting the point. Around our way no one will try to sneak into your house or office or whatever you’re blabbing about. They will point blank unload a clip in your chest while you are walking in the streets in front of anyone… People around here simply don’t give a fuck, especially about jail. [/quote]
And I agreed a pussy move would do the trick. Though I think you are exaggerating. I’m not from your way but I’ve been to plenty of cities and a city is the city.
I live in one of the nations largest with it’s own gangs, the Mexican Mafia, Cartels et cetera. Yes, public shootings do occur and here the news often reports people shooting back. Just saying.
Edit: Not to mention after Katrina, all the New Orleans fuckers came over here and we had some pretty crazy turf wars for a while. If you think the south isn’t dirty, you are a silly man.
You Jersey boys are not as uniquely tough as you think.
“The city violent crime rate for Houston in 2009 was higher than the national violent crime rate average by 162.11% and the city property crime rate in Houston was higher than the national property crime rate average by 76.57%.”
[/quote]
Houston is BAD news from what I’ve heard, I’m suprised that you are being challenged. I don’t get why the AK puts philly on “such a crazy” level, after someone whips out a gun period pistol it just doesn’t matter, it’s a mentalilty.
BUT if anyone ever busts out the GRENADEZZ and cross bows SHIT JUST GOT REALL SEEEEUUHHNNNN![/quote]
Grenades are fun 
I’m a pretty straight laced guy but it’s easy to find what you want within a connection or two, somebody knows somebody and a little bit of money can buy what ever you want. I just use them on a ranch and offshore for fun though so ssshhhh.
Houston, like any city, has it’s multi-million dollar homes, private schools, night life districts, suburbs, many fortune 500 hq’s and friendly side in general.
It also has it’s ghettos, gangs, drugs, random violence, pawn shops, cash operated car washes, (Mexican) Mafia/Cartels, a surprising amount of vietnemese gangs, blue collar refinery/factory/dock workers and the corresponding union corruption…
It’s a city. A big, multi-national city. Both aspects come with the turf.
A friend of mine is an emergency room nurse in dt Houston at a large hospital. The stories he can tell are fucking ridiculous. It’s amazing how many violent crimes go unreported. I mean really sick shit.
2009 murders (does not count our smaller cities)
Houston- 281 total murders (12.53 per 100,000 people)
Philadelphia- 302 total murders (19.61 per 100,000 people)
Dallas- 218 total murders (17.03 per 100,000 people)
Baltimore- 238 total murders (37.36 per 100,000 people)
by comparison, Camden NJ has about 70,000 people give or take and averages in the area of 40 murders a year which consistently exceeds anything above. the conditions of trenton, elizabeth, newark, etc are similar.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
2009 murders (does not count our smaller cities)
Houston- 281 total murders (12.53 per 100,000 people)
Philadelphia- 302 total murders (19.61 per 100,000 people)
Dallas- 218 total murders (17.03 per 100,000 people)
Baltimore- 238 total murders (37.36 per 100,000 people)
by comparison, Camden NJ has about 70,000 people give or take and averages in the area of 40 murders a year which consistently exceeds anything above. the conditions of trenton, elizabeth, newark, etc are similar. [/quote]
2006 numbers
Copenhagen- 12 total murders (0.4 per 100.000)
We gotta step things up…
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
http://os.cqpress.com/citycrime/2010/City_crime_rate_2010-2011_hightolow.pdf
I hate to get all statistical on your asses, because crime is crime but…and I know all about Houston. And I spent lots of time doing protection work in the South, including mostly N.O. and Baton
Rouge when N.O. was the murder capital of the world but…
In the above reference, do you notice that we have 4 cities in the top 30? Those cities, from Newark NJ down to Baltimore, MD (AC’s hometown) with Camden, Trenton NJ and Philadelphia PA in between constitute 4 cities ranked in the top 30 within a 4 hour drive. If you remove Baltimore from that drive, you can drive from Newark to Philadelphia in an hour or so and pass Trenton and Camden along the way. If we include a modest radius from Philadelphia, we can safely include NYC and it’s boroughs (not so dangerous anymore, but depending on where you are…watch it), Reading PA to the west of Philadelphia, Allentown PA (to the northwest of Philadelphia and not coincidentally where one of my best friends was gunned downed and murdered while his two daughters were inside his apartment). If we even go half the size of Texas or less, we can start including the lovely places in CT like Bridgeport (I lived there a short while) and places in and around Boston. We can then include D.C. and the lovely places in Virginia.
To deny the Northeast is unique, is to deny reality. TX only has 4 cities in the top 100 and Houston (its statistically worst city) does not even outrank Reading Pa and I consider Reading PA to be our equivalent of “bum fuck, USA”. Yeah, they get wild up there from time to time, but we consider them slow. I can send some 16 year olds from Camden I know and they’d be running Reading in 6 months if they didn’t get arrested first. In a 150 mile or so radius from Philadelphia, we have 8 cities in the top 100 not counting Baltimore.
We’re not talking “property crimes” here. We’re talking violent crimes, particularly gun crimes.
Anyway, crime is crime, and bad is bad no matter where the geography. I learned that when I started traveling the country. No city has a monopoly on crime and it’s like a backward ass stupid brag “my city is tougher than yours”. But it IS dangerous up here. Camden NJ is consistently ranked in the top 3, where my little social club resides and I’m telling you now, shit is Beirut. But “don’t give a fuck” doesn’t have a home State or City and “don’t give a fuck” is where you find it, from LA to LV to parts midwest, to cleveland and finally down South…but we have more “don’t give a fuck” in a smaller concentrated geographical area, which makes avoiding “I don’t give a fuck” somewhat difficult.
Anyway, I’m looking for updated reports on the dude that ate the pepper. And I stand by my original post - if you fucked with my food and I got sick, I’d beat your fucking ass. Not because I don’t have a sense of humor, but because making someone sick is NOT funny. I had an old teammate put icy hot in my underwear before a game. THAT was funny. [/quote]
Why do your posts show up on a lag?
Icy hot in underwear is hilarious.
And yes, my city is tougher than your city/region is ridiculous. But debates are still fun, even imagined scenarios.
You can get lost in crime and “not giving a fuck” in Houston or any city if you choose to live in that realm.
And, for the record, if some one “beat my ass” on a regular basis, I would shoot him. What happens after that is anyone’s guess.
Curious why you would have a “social club” if you had been an insurance executive?
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
2009 murders (does not count our smaller cities)
Houston- 281 total murders (12.53 per 100,000 people)
Philadelphia- 302 total murders (19.61 per 100,000 people)
Dallas- 218 total murders (17.03 per 100,000 people)
Baltimore- 238 total murders (37.36 per 100,000 people)
by comparison, Camden NJ has about 70,000 people give or take and averages in the area of 40 murders a year which consistently exceeds anything above. the conditions of trenton, elizabeth, newark, etc are similar. [/quote]
I see your point, and Houston is a huge city with sprawling suburbs. Many of the neighborhoods are relatively quiet and safe. Most of the murders, with a few stray exceptions, happen within certain regions of our city.
If you compiled a list by zip code, the concentration for certain areas would be much, much higher. We have multiple “Camdens” within the region known as the City of Houston.
My point is, hard crime happens here as it does anywhere. It’s hard not to be touched in some way in any city.
I worked at a gun range for most of high school, sporting clays and trap and skeet, but did work at a shoe store for a summer. I was robbed at gun point, put in the store room and told to lie down as they ransacked the front and cash register. Of course I took off through the back door and down an alley, which was good because the police said later they were following a string of murder robberies at convenience stores, other retail locations with slow traffic et cetera. (I was too young to legally carry a gun. Probably would have still tried to run anyways, it wasn’t my money, but it would have been nice to have the option to shoot if the door had some how been jammed or something.)
A buddy was out of town, his wife was at home. She heard scuffling sounds in their garage, then two men came in the house. She was able to run out another door fortunately but they stole a bunch of shit, including his truck. It probably hauls drugs around Mexico now.
A neighbor in a former apartment and another in a home a block up the street were murdered in a robbery.
Three kids in high school started dealing drugs, got involved with some serious suppliers and being naive, didn’t pay them. All three were found in an empty field, shot execution style.
I could go on and on and I’m sure you could too. Except for the naive kids, nobody was even looking for trouble. The “I don’t give a fuck” “Shoot 'em in the street” attitude is every where, if people want to call themselves enforcers, gangstas or just crazy motherfuckers it’s all the same.
And, again, these small cities in comparison exist at least once or twice within the land area of a large one.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Actually, anyone finding this shit funny needs to stay far away from me. I swear this would end a friendship. If I can’t trust my food around you without you slipping something in it, we don’t need to be friends.[/quote]
I understand that sentiment completely and at a visceral level.
I haven’t put another item of food or beverage in my mouth without examining it since May 9, 1992.
And I sure as hell won’t ever drink at that dudes house ever again.
The ghost pepper is weak. Put a drop of this in his food:
Here is the description:
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If a friend put a ghost pepper in my taco here’s what would happen-
I’d get two bites in before I noticed something was seriously wrong and put my taco- or whatever it is- down. My “friend” would start laughing at my increasing misery and soon likely take credit for the act of terrorism. At this point I would take the remains of my adulterated food item and forcibly smear it in his face.
Our misery would now be shared, justice served (since I’m assuming ghost pepper in the eyes is many times worse than in the mouth) and I’d take whatever milk was available in the building and run (since he wouldn’t be able to see me at that point). Problem solved. Except for the hours of misery I’d still have to endure, but still.
[quote]etaco wrote:
If a friend put a ghost pepper in my taco here’s what would happen-
I’d get two bites in before I noticed something was seriously wrong and put my taco- or whatever it is- down. My “friend” would start laughing at my increasing misery and soon likely take credit for the act of terrorism. At this point I would take the remains of my adulterated food item and forcibly smear it in his face. Our misery would now be shared, justice served (since I’m assuming ghost pepper in the eyes is many times worse than in the mouth) and I’d take whatever milk was available in the building and run (since he wouldn’t be able to see me at that point). Problem solved. Except for the hours of misery I’d still have to endure, but still.[/quote]
You may have to join the aforementioned “Internet Tough Guy” group, of which I am a member.
My major city has more murders than all your major cities. Detroit or Flint, take your pick.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
My major city has more murders than all your major cities. Detroit or Flint, take your pick.[/quote]
Yeah well in BC we smoke the most pot. 
Which means we would be out murdering more if it didn’t involve leaving the house or getting up off the sofa.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Curious why you would have a “social club” if you had been an insurance executive?[/quote]
My buddy owns the building. It’s our man cave.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
My major city has more murders than all your major cities. Detroit or Flint, take your pick.[/quote]
Yeah well in BC we smoke the most pot.
Which means we would be out murdering more if it didn’t involve leaving the house or getting up off the sofa. [/quote]
I have always said that pot was a much less dangerous drug than alcohol. Leaves you too paranoid to drive any further than 7-11 and no ambition to do even that until the munchies kick in.
I don’t live near either of these cities btw, I’m out in the sticks with lots of lakes and woodlands. We do have a pretty big heroin problem though.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
We do have a pretty big heroin problem though.[/quote]
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