Edit: smh
I think I learned “keep your hands to yourself” back in pre-school, this is the same concept.
I used to work at a restaurant and a douche in the kitchen doused my Caesar salad in jalapeno juice after I explained that I have zero tolerance for spicy or hot food. I was not fucking impressed. I was too much of a wimp to do anything about it. But I was 16 and he was probably 17–the appropriate age for such a prank I guess!
I’ll chop up a habanero to put on my pizza, but a ghost pepper is a whole different animal. Try it yourself before dosing someone else with it. Then decide.
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]overstand wrote:
I wouldn’t sneak it into someone’s food, but if you can trick him into eating I think that’d be pretty funny. All these internet T-warriors saying they’d assault someone for pranking them with a chili need to chill the fuck out lol. [/quote]
One thing we need to stop doing here on T nation is calling everyone that says something about getting angry or anything like that in any way an “internet tough guy” or the like.
This pepper joke is just not that good. I can see the video now…it’ll be one of those youtube ones where the guy eats the pepper, then all you hear is his friends laughin much too loud and going “OHHHHHHhhhhHh dayum!!!”
My idea of the OP pretending to eat it and using the window cleaner and motor oil gag would be better.[/quote]
Simmer down, tough guy.[/quote]
Damn you, beat me to it!
Nards is such an eBully.[/quote] What do I win?
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A cookie baked by the OP ;)[/quote] Screw this game! I’m going home and taking my ball with me.
[quote]overstand wrote:
I wouldn’t sneak it into someone’s food, but if you can trick him into eating I think that’d be pretty funny. All these internet T-warriors saying they’d assault someone for pranking them with a chili need to chill the fuck out lol. [/quote]
You talkin’ to me punk? <<>> LOL
Putting a ghost chili in someone’s food is NOT a prank. Nor is Visene in someone’s drink, semen on someone’s sandwich, or pissing in someone’s spaghetti sauce…
Anything that will make me sick for two days (compromising my income, plans, ability to relax, etc…) or involving someone else’s bodily fluids is not a prank. If someone did that shit to me, you goddamned right I would kick the shit out of them (as soon as I was better).
hand them a cool glass of water straight after 
Also…doesn’t “internet tough guy” mean you’re threatening someone that is miles away on the other end of a computer?
If I punch my buddy in the neck in the same room as me after he gives me a ghost pepper am I an internet tough guy or just a tough guy?
[quote]Nards wrote:
Also…doesn’t “internet tough guy” mean you’re threatening someone that is miles away on the other end of a computer?
If I punch my buddy in the neck in the same room as me after he gives me a ghost pepper am I an internet tough guy or just a tough guy?[/quote]
Well you would be an angry guy. Whoever won the fight would be the tough guy.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Also…doesn’t “internet tough guy” mean you’re threatening someone that is miles away on the other end of a computer?
If I punch my buddy in the neck in the same room as me after he gives me a ghost pepper am I an internet tough guy or just a tough guy?[/quote]
Well you would be an angry guy. Whoever won the fight would be the tough guy.[/quote]
Can’t argue with that logic Spock.
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Also…doesn’t “internet tough guy” mean you’re threatening someone that is miles away on the other end of a computer?
If I punch my buddy in the neck in the same room as me after he gives me a ghost pepper am I an internet tough guy or just a tough guy?[/quote]
Well you would be an angry guy. Whoever won the fight would be the tough guy.[/quote]
Can’t argue with that logic Spock.[/quote]
Nope.
[quote]overstand wrote:
I wouldn’t sneak it into someone’s food, but if you can trick him into eating I think that’d be pretty funny. All these internet T-warriors saying they’d assault someone for pranking them with a chili need to chill the fuck out lol. [/quote]
You don’t play with my food.
He was talking to doing it to a friend, so I guess he’s aware of his friend’s allergies.
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]overstand wrote:
I wouldn’t sneak it into someone’s food, but if you can trick him into eating I think that’d be pretty funny. All these internet T-warriors saying they’d assault someone for pranking them with a chili need to chill the fuck out lol. [/quote]
One thing we need to stop doing here on T nation is calling everyone that says something about getting angry or anything like that in any way an “internet tough guy” or the like.
This pepper joke is just not that good. I can see the video now…it’ll be one of those youtube ones where the guy eats the pepper, then all you hear is his friends laughin much too loud and going “OHHHHHHhhhhHh dayum!!!”
My idea of the OP pretending to eat it and using the window cleaner and motor oil gag would be better.[/quote]
Simmer down, tough guy.[/quote]
Damn you, beat me to it!
Nards is such an eBully.[/quote] What do I win?
[/quote]
A cookie baked by the OP ;)[/quote]
On it’s way!
so didja do it? or at least try it yourself?
Havn’t had one yet. I will eat one today though, just got to pick up a googol litres of milk first.
Speaking of spicy stuff, I’m not a fan of sushi (I don’t like it), but on a date I went to some sushi bar because I was told that this place had very nice sushi. So, I didn’t like it (no surprise), but I spotted this green sauceish thingy there so I put the entire thing in my mouth.
During the first seconds nothing happened. Then I felt like if my mouth was on fire, like, literally. The girl was saying something but I didn’t hear her, it’s like if I had gone deaf. My eyes were totally tearful until everything went black and I was feeling terribly dizzy and confused. I finally managed to spit it out and grab something to drink. Bit later I started to feel better.
Someone should have told me about wasabi…
Haha, wasabi is pretty hot stuff. Chase it with hot sake and it gets worse. Dip your sushi in Sriracha, followed by wasabi and chased with saki and your mouth will be inflamed for hours.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Haha, wasabi is pretty hot stuff. Chase it with hot sake and it gets worse. Dip your sushi in Sriracha, followed by wasabi and chased with saki and your mouth will be inflamed for hours.
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damn that’s sadistic.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
If someone put something in my food (I don’t give a fuck if it’s a “prank” or not) I would be the one getting the assault charge.
Grow the fuck up.[/quote]
x2.
Dude, I think we were seriously separated at birth lol.
OP, I’d fucking beat your ass, rest, and beat you some more. A few days would pass, and I’d find you and beat you again, rest, and beat you some more. I’d wait a bit longer, waiting for your injuries to heal, and then I’d find you and beat you again. This pattern of conduct would continue for quite some time. In fact, I might even segue into your paying me “protection money” every month to NOT beat you.
This is NOT a “prank”. It’s assault. It’s “adulterating” someone’s food. It’s crossing a line. You do not do shit like this. It’s not even funny.
[quote]overstand wrote:
I wouldn’t sneak it into someone’s food, but if you can trick him into eating I think that’d be pretty funny. All these internet T-warriors saying they’d assault someone for pranking them with a chili need to chill the fuck out lol. [/quote]
lol @ internet T warriors. Good one. You know, b/c someone on here couldn’t possibly the type to fuck you up.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
If someone put something in my food (I don’t give a fuck if it’s a “prank” or not) I would be the one getting the assault charge.
Grow the fuck up.[/quote]
x2.
Dude, I think we were seriously separated at birth lol.
OP, I’d fucking beat your ass, rest, and beat you some more. A few days would pass, and I’d find you and beat you again, rest, and beat you some more. I’d wait a bit longer, waiting for your injuries to heal, and then I’d find you and beat you again. This pattern of conduct would continue for quite some time. In fact, I might even segue into your paying me “protection money” every month to NOT beat you.
This is NOT a “prank”. It’s assault. It’s “adulterating” someone’s food. It’s crossing a line. You do not do shit like this. It’s not even funny. [/quote]
Food pranks are hilarious, bodily functions aside.
But, just food for thought, if you were going to be a serial assaulter, what if the OP had a gun?
Just curious, not an e-warrior threat but seriously. If I pissed some one off who could pull my card on cue and they made it habit to beat me, bad enough to deliver injury requiring time to heal, I’d carry one of my guns and shoot his ass the next time he came around. It would be a clear case of self defense.
Sometimes it’s just better to take a joke, let things roll you know? This site is full of big dudes, tough dudes, formerly big dudes re-gaining themselves et cetera.
We all know that God made men, but Sam Colt made them equal. And a revolver would be much more reliable than money for protection.
I’ve always wondered how the old school mafia would have fared in gun happy states. I mean it’s not uncommon for native born Texans for example to start shooting at the age of like 7. Many of us had our first .22 before ten and bigger guns in early pre-teen/teen years and can actually aim. Plus state law allows deadly force for protection. Maybe this is why they never took a stong hold on said gun happy states.
I just don’t see an enforcer/hit-man being all that scary unless he does some pussy behind the back shit like plant a car bomb, shoot a guy in the back or otherwise be a sneaky snake.
I mean it would be ridiculous for a hot pepper in a sandwhich to escalate this far, but if it did what then?