I think that what you could do is fill a bottle of Window cleaner with water and blue food coloring, and then refill a motor oil bottle with chocolate syrup beforehand.
Then you pretend to eat the pepper…go apeshit…grab that window cleaner, drink it in your mad rage to put the fire out …but it’s to no avail, so you grab the motor oil and drink that and then say “Phew…that’ll wake you up in the morning!”
[quote]Nards wrote:
I think that what you could do is fill a bottle of Window cleaner with water and blue food coloring, and then refill a motor oil bottle with chocolate syrup beforehand.
Then you pretend to eat the pepper…go apeshit…grab that window cleaner, drink it in your mad rage to put the fire out …but it’s to no avail, so you grab the motor oil and drink that and then say “Phew…that’ll wake you up in the morning!”
And please film this.[/quote]
Haha, I’m a terrible actor. I might as well just eat the pepper instead of pretending.
I was planning on eating one anyways.
[quote]Nards wrote:
I think that what you could do is fill a bottle of Window cleaner with water and blue food coloring, and then refill a motor oil bottle with chocolate syrup beforehand.
Then you pretend to eat the pepper…go apeshit…grab that window cleaner, drink it in your mad rage to put the fire out …but it’s to no avail, so you grab the motor oil and drink that and then say “Phew…that’ll wake you up in the morning!”
And please film this.[/quote]
Haha, I’m a terrible actor. I might as well just eat the pepper instead of pretending.
I was planning on eating one anyways.[/quote]
Film it please.
Did you see how little that guy in the vid ate?
Eat less than that, or maybe don’t eat the hottest parts.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
If someone put something in my food (I don’t give a fuck if it’s a “prank” or not) I would be the one getting the assault charge.
I actually wouldn’t get angry with anyone if they did that to me…
But yeah,I’ve decided to just eat one myself, film it, and laugh at my own pain.
I WILL however sneak some into my dads food, since he does nothing but bragg about how good he is at eating chili, saying he can eat ANY chili in the world without flinching.For too long has he commited hubris against the chiligods,they shall smite him with nemesis!
I wouldn’t sneak it into someone’s food, but if you can trick him into eating I think that’d be pretty funny. All these internet T-warriors saying they’d assault someone for pranking them with a chili need to chill the fuck out lol.
I actually wouldn’t get angry with anyone if they did that to me…
But yeah,I’ve decided to just eat one myself, film it, and laugh at my own pain.
I WILL however sneak some into my dads food, since he does nothing but bragg about how good he is at eating chili, saying he can eat ANY chili in the world without flinching.For too long has he commited hubris against the chiligods,they shall smite him with nemesis![/quote]
Try some on yourself first, then challenge him.
I like hot spicy food as much as anybody, but would not appreciate a surprise like that.
having eaten a ghost chili on a dare (made 100 bucks)… i should have passed on the money. for the first 2 hours you feel awefull, then for the next day or two you just feel like you are getting over really bad food poisioning…
however, if you like making hot chili adding 1 pepper to a 5 gallon pot does the trick…
I have also eaten a dozen ghost chili extract wings and had spice burn where it touched my lips and could not taste anything for 4 days… would also not recommend that…
if you want to prank you friend, just get some habenaro sauce / extract, more then strong enough (just put a few drops down a drink straw when he isnt looking, we do this to each other around my office all the time…
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Do it! Just make sure he doesn’t suffer from stomach ulcers first…
Edit:
Also cut it open first and rub the oil on his razor, toilet paper, the bottom of his coffee mug et cetera.[/quote]
A friend of mine rubbed the juice of a Scotch Bonnet on the doorknob of his younger brother’s bedroom door. Jr’s next trip to the toilet could be heard by everyone in the house…
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Do it! Just make sure he doesn’t suffer from stomach ulcers first…
Edit:
Also cut it open first and rub the oil on his razor, toilet paper, the bottom of his coffee mug et cetera.[/quote]
A friend of mine rubbed the juice of a Scotch Bonnet on the doorknob of his younger brother’s bedroom door. Jr’s next trip to the toilet could be heard by everyone in the house…[/quote]
Awesome! When I had roomates we used to do shit all the time. I do and don’t miss it all at once.
[quote]overstand wrote:
I wouldn’t sneak it into someone’s food, but if you can trick him into eating I think that’d be pretty funny. All these internet T-warriors saying they’d assault someone for pranking them with a chili need to chill the fuck out lol. [/quote]
One thing we need to stop doing here on T nation is calling everyone that says something about getting angry or anything like that in any way an “internet tough guy” or the like.
This pepper joke is just not that good. I can see the video now…it’ll be one of those youtube ones where the guy eats the pepper, then all you hear is his friends laughin much too loud and going “OHHHHHHhhhhHh dayum!!!”
My idea of the OP pretending to eat it and using the window cleaner and motor oil gag would be better.
[quote]overstand wrote:
I wouldn’t sneak it into someone’s food, but if you can trick him into eating I think that’d be pretty funny. All these internet T-warriors saying they’d assault someone for pranking them with a chili need to chill the fuck out lol. [/quote]
One thing we need to stop doing here on T nation is calling everyone that says something about getting angry or anything like that in any way an “internet tough guy” or the like.
This pepper joke is just not that good. I can see the video now…it’ll be one of those youtube ones where the guy eats the pepper, then all you hear is his friends laughin much too loud and going “OHHHHHHhhhhHh dayum!!!”
My idea of the OP pretending to eat it and using the window cleaner and motor oil gag would be better.[/quote]
Simmer down, tough guy.
[quote]overstand wrote:
I wouldn’t sneak it into someone’s food, but if you can trick him into eating I think that’d be pretty funny. All these internet T-warriors saying they’d assault someone for pranking them with a chili need to chill the fuck out lol. [/quote]
One thing we need to stop doing here on T nation is calling everyone that says something about getting angry or anything like that in any way an “internet tough guy” or the like.
This pepper joke is just not that good. I can see the video now…it’ll be one of those youtube ones where the guy eats the pepper, then all you hear is his friends laughin much too loud and going “OHHHHHHhhhhHh dayum!!!”
My idea of the OP pretending to eat it and using the window cleaner and motor oil gag would be better.[/quote]
Simmer down, tough guy.[/quote]
[quote]overstand wrote:
I wouldn’t sneak it into someone’s food, but if you can trick him into eating I think that’d be pretty funny. All these internet T-warriors saying they’d assault someone for pranking them with a chili need to chill the fuck out lol. [/quote]
One thing we need to stop doing here on T nation is calling everyone that says something about getting angry or anything like that in any way an “internet tough guy” or the like.
This pepper joke is just not that good. I can see the video now…it’ll be one of those youtube ones where the guy eats the pepper, then all you hear is his friends laughin much too loud and going “OHHHHHHhhhhHh dayum!!!”
My idea of the OP pretending to eat it and using the window cleaner and motor oil gag would be better.[/quote]
Simmer down, tough guy.[/quote]
[quote]overstand wrote:
I wouldn’t sneak it into someone’s food, but if you can trick him into eating I think that’d be pretty funny. All these internet T-warriors saying they’d assault someone for pranking them with a chili need to chill the fuck out lol. [/quote]
One thing we need to stop doing here on T nation is calling everyone that says something about getting angry or anything like that in any way an “internet tough guy” or the like.
This pepper joke is just not that good. I can see the video now…it’ll be one of those youtube ones where the guy eats the pepper, then all you hear is his friends laughin much too loud and going “OHHHHHHhhhhHh dayum!!!”
My idea of the OP pretending to eat it and using the window cleaner and motor oil gag would be better.[/quote]
Simmer down, tough guy.[/quote]
Damn you, beat me to it!
Nards is such an eBully.[/quote] What do I win?
[/quote]
A cookie baked by the OP