Getting Wood For No Reason, WTF?

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So, recently I have been getting raging, blue steel, cut diamonds type of wood without any type stimuli present.

Like, this morning in the locker room at the gym I got wood for a good ten minutes…nobody was in the room but me.

this wood was a “angry veiny type wood” not an “average horny wood” type thing and afterward everything ended like nothing happened…like one minute it’s about to burst with blood and the next second tieing my boots up, flacid.

I know, yeah yeah exercise makes you feel good, but that’s the most recent example

it happens (has been lately, just started) everywhere

on the phone during an argument about moving…pitched a tent

walking down the street, bonerific!

ordering a sub, boing, “can you make that a 12”?"

anyone know what’s “up”?
dealt with this?
solved it?
WTF?

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For a man your age you should be thankful…what are you now? 67?

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HAHAHAHA like you have a penis.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
So, recently I have been getting raging, blue steel, cut diamonds type of wood without any type stimuli present.

Like, this morning in the locker room at the gym I got wood for a good ten minutes…nobody was in the room but me.

this wood was a “angry veiny type wood” not an “average horny wood” type thing and afterward everything ended like nothing happened…like one minute it’s about to burst with blood and the next second tieing my boots up, flacid.

I know, yeah yeah exercise makes you feel good, but that’s the most recent example

it happens (has been lately, just started) everywhere

on the phone during an argument about moving…pitched a tent

walking down the street, bonerific!

ordering a sub, boing, “can you make that a 12”?"

anyone know what’s “up”?
dealt with this?
solved it?
WTF?
[/quote]

You’re getting good at this. Although, I’d like to see a wider range of topics.

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People go through puberty longer than others. Welcome.

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Vegita, you need to step your game up. The BodyGuard’s about to take your place, man :D.

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Vegita and BG are good, but A_K was the best.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Vegita and BG are good, but A_K was the best. [/quote]

Indeed he was.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
So, recently I have been getting raging, blue steel, cut diamonds type of wood without any type stimuli present.

Like, this morning in the locker room at the gym I got wood for a good ten minutes…nobody was in the room but me.

this wood was a “angry veiny type wood” not an “average horny wood” type thing and afterward everything ended like nothing happened…like one minute it’s about to burst with blood and the next second tieing my boots up, flacid.

I know, yeah yeah exercise makes you feel good, but that’s the most recent example

it happens (has been lately, just started) everywhere

on the phone during an argument about moving…pitched a tent

walking down the street, bonerific!

ordering a sub, boing, “can you make that a 12”?"

anyone know what’s “up”?
dealt with this?
solved it?
WTF?
[/quote]

only way to solve it is to Pitch A Tent In Her Pooper

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I couldn’t tell which one was the OP and which one was the spoof without looking at the posting times. Nice job!

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NRB = No Reason Boner

Fun when alone, annoying at work.

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Just think about baseball.

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I have a boner too, but not for no reason. Thank you Larry David’s avatar.

(is that the chick from community?)

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
HAHAHAHA like you have a penis.[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHA, actually “penis” just doesn’t quite do it justice…but when I have those prolonged “dangerous” erections lasting more than 4 hours, I don’t have to contact a doctor, I just look at some pics of you and…“poof”, the boner is gone. Your nickname is the “cooler”.

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Yes Paddy, that’s the chick from Community

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
HAHAHAHA like you have a penis.[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHA, actually “penis” just doesn’t quite do it justice…but when I have those prolonged “dangerous” erections lasting more than 4 hours, I don’t have to contact a doctor, I just look at some pics of you and…“poof”, the boner is gone. Your nickname is the “cooler”.[/quote]

Oooh, spank me like you mean it.

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LOL