Getting Stalked Here at The Nation

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I’m watching you right now Jax Un. I’m hovering over your bed right now, whispering sweet nothings into your ear…[/quote]

Was that you behind the curtains? I thought that was you when you walked out and towards the bed (I was under the bed at the time). I could tell by your flashy shoes.[/quote]

Yeah that was me. I saw you beating the shit out of your dick under the bed, but you looked like you were having trouble maintaining an erection so I didn’t want to distract you further by saying hello.

Sen have you lost your fucking mind?

In the meantime I’ll just keep doing deadlifts

It’s what’s on your Facebook page that gets you in trouble. Take that shit down or the Feds will be busting down your door any day now.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
It’s what’s on your Facebook page that gets you in trouble. Take that shit down or the Feds will be busting down your door any day now.[/quote]

AND those fuckers at facebook are going to start charging you a monthly fee starting in Septembre.

In the meantime I’ll just keep doing deadlifts.

[quote]sen say wrote:
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AND those fuckers at facebook are going to start charging you a monthly fee starting in Septembre.
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Since when? I’ve heard that’s a hoax. Do you have proof?

[quote]therajraj wrote:

Since when? I’ve heard that’s a hoax. Do you have proof?[/quote]

I don’t need proof. I have faith.

In the meantime I’ll just keep doing deadlifts

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:

Since when? I’ve heard that’s a hoax. Do you have proof?[/quote]

I don’t need proof. I have faith.

In the meantime I’ll just keep doing deadlifts[/quote]

And squat with lies and deception on your shoulders :smiley:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I’m watching you right now Jax Un. I’m hovering over your bed right now, whispering sweet nothings into your ear…[/quote]

Was that you behind the curtains? I thought that was you when you walked out and towards the bed (I was under the bed at the time). I could tell by your flashy shoes.[/quote]

Yeah that was me. I saw you beating the shit out of your dick under the bed, but you looked like you were having trouble maintaining an erection so I didn’t want to distract you further by saying hello.[/quote]

I wasn’t beating it. I was just readjusting.

If you have a penis, you’re not getting stalked.

If you have boobs and a vag, you are being stalked. Seriously. Like right now. Check your window.