Getting From Lard-Ass to Hard Ass!

XnaderBuilt, thanks for the gee-up. I really appreciate it. Comments like that always keep me going!

Thanks for the info on the cardio prior to cheat meal. If I have time to fit it in I’ll be doing it but first I gotta do all the gardening and clean the damn pool.

Just come back from the rec. centre from another 2.5k 1 hour swim. Feel better for it but still itching to get that run in too before dinner time. :smiley:

As for the cheat meal and food psychology, thanks for the advice there. I completely understand what you’re saying. I do try to make my meals tasty with natural flavours (which almost always works!) but sadly I’m just not sure I’ve got it in me to discard a little treat once a week, although the protein shakes sure do feel like a treat in themselves. YUM!

Me, I’m still going for weight loss AND muscle build though some say its impossible to do both and I can see why. It appears damn hard. But I shall persevere and see what results it brings.

I’m with you on the Syntha. Tastes pretty damn good but I’m trying hard to resist the temptation to rely on the stuff - only when it’s really necessary will I drink it.

Thanks for the response and keep checking back. Especially if my results wane; come back and give me some grief, that often works for me too!

All the best Xander…
NF

FOOD FOR THOUGHT…

Thought I’d post something a bit different today. I’m here to ramble on about food psychology. More specifically, my OWN food psychology. It’s just my current take on food and more specifically the once-weekly cheat meal.

First, I’m not about to abandon the cheat meal. I look forward to it too much. And as Tampa-Terry says, it’s part of my program in keeping with the brilliant Metabolism Repair Plan, which, to this point, appears to be going pretty well for me. :smiley:

Some swear by a cheat meal as part of their plan, others question their merit. For now, I’m of the former opinion. But I’m not here to talk about whether they’re wrong or right. I’m just here to talk about Saturday night’s cheat meal experience and how it’s changed my perspective on HOW I view the cheat meal and consequently all the food I eat in general.

It’s something I’ve touched on before but not in great detail so I’ll get to the point.

I’ve read that many people on here stick to steak and veggies, rice, pasta etc on their cheat meal, so that they’re still being pretty healthy and not going all out for the really naughty foods.

But Saturday was approaching and I spent the preceding days considering what to have for my cheat meal, something I’d really missed. More than anything else I fancied a burger in a bun (I really miss bread & still haven’t got round to making my muffins), a shake (not the protein variety but a naughty milkshake) and horror of horror… fries.

So off I went with a heavy heart and a guilty conscience to find said burger and fries and shake, and returned home to gorge by big fat fugly face, which incidentally ain’t QUITE so big and fat any more but the fugly bit is debatable!

I’ll cut to the chase. I sat my arse down in front of the television, licked my lips in excited but guilt-ridden anticipation and chowed-down on the naughties.

And did I enjoy every mouthwatering bite of it? DID I F**K! It was bloody minging.

I didn’t eat it all. I even tried feeding some of this shit to my cat.

I need to embellish the story here by telling you she’s an extremely spoiled (but healthy & lean) cat with a discerning palette who likes to lap up milk, cream, custard, egg yolks and is pretty partial to sharing my foods like tuna, chicken, shrimps etc. No, I don’t let her eat from my plate I hasten to add!

But I digress. Back to the burger. She ate the first tiny piece I offered to her. But on the second offering she sniffed at it, sneezed all over my hand and walked off in pure disgust! Pretty smart animal. Smarter than me.

So why was it so bad? Well, first the burger was warm. Barely warm. The fries were cold. But the most important thing was not only did everything taste like shit, it also tasted bizarre. The patty, the bun, the salad, the fries, the shake. All of them tasted chemically if I can try to put it into words, even down to the Heinz Ketchup which I used to swear by that was on the side of my plate!

I know what you’re thinking. I shouldn’t be surprised. Right?

But I WAS surprised, because it all tasted so spectacularly REVOLTING, which to be honest is not strong enough a description. After all, this was food I formerly ate with a passion, it tasted great, I remember it so fondly, yet when I get the opportunity to indulge, it was not only gross but incredibly disappointing. A real waste of a good treat.

So Saturday taught me several very important lessons.

First, it taught me that even though I consider a cheat-meal to be the time to eat naughty-foods like I used to eat; meals packed full of MSG and all kinds of other unholy vile additives, meals that even now I occasionally hanker after, I now realise not only are they pure and utter shit but they TASTE like utter shit. And if I choose to buy and eat them, I WILL be disappointed.

Maybe my tastebuds have become more refined, less prone to being fooled by addictive chemicals. I don’t know, but what I do know now is that foodstuffs like burgers, mass-cooked fries, shakes and even ketchup are really not worth wasting a cheat meal on.

I now realise it’s best to visit a better, eat-in restaurant, go for something slightly less naughty which is packed full of flavour but REAL flavour made with passion by a chef, not some bland shite from a freezer which has been warmed, fried or grilled by one of scores of pimple-faced 13 year old’s in a production line.

Using real flavours is something I’m in the habit of doing for my weekly meals (adding spices, natural juices that are not at all naughty) but up to now my mindset had been to go to the other end of the spectrum on cheat-meal day, to eat unnaturally flavoured things I craved and that I used to eat and miss. But doing so is simply a waste of an opportunity to eat a still carby but tasty meal.

So from this perspective, I’ve seen the light and I’ve realised my cravings are senseless. Cheat-meal day is indulgence day but of the finer things I can’t normally have, not the crap things I can’t normally have.

On Saturday I vowed never to return to waste any more money in any burger place simply because what they sell is pure filth.

What other lessons have I learned? Well, that my new way of being and eating is a LIFESTYLE. I’ve heard it before, I’ve read it before, I’ve said it before but up to this point I haven’t truly realised it before because the cravings have always been there.

But now I see that those foods I once ate and craved are craved only out of HABIT and addiction. Now I know how bad they taste, they should no longer be a habit for me.

So now, to me, a cheat meal is going to be what I fancy, not what I crave, without having to count calories. It’s not about gorging on the ‘illegal’ stuff, its about treating yourself to a meal you wouldn’t have during the week, no counting required, and most importantly it should be a TASTY one. Hell, give me a good restaurant cooked Lasagne or Steak over a putrid burger any day!

I said to the wife after my burger experience, like I was having some kind of epiphany… “you know, before I saw my (weekday) food as not as good as the food as you are allowed to have. But after that burger I’ll appreciate my weekly meals all the more because they really do taste good. They taste real, they taste strong and they really are nicer than processed shit that comes in a packet, a bag or a box”. She thought that was a good way of looking at it.

What else did I learn? Probably my most important take out of all this is that we must find things out for ourselves. It comes back to the food advice you helpful lot have given me, the food psychology advice and how a person new to this healthy way of life should see it not as a diet but as a lifestyle choice.

Don’t get me wrong I couldn’t have done any of this so far without your help and I do take all advice willingly and without prejudice. But some things don’t fully click into place until you experience something for yourself. And as I said before my recent cheat-meal debacle has now made me fully understand I’ve now accepted being and eating healthy is a LIFESTYLE, not a diet. And I know this because I’ve accepted now that burgers and many processed foods are a no-go, not only because they’re bad for us but because they taste so bad!

That said, I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to rid myself of the occasional naughty, though it’ll be because I fancy it, not because I crave it. That donut DID taste wonderful and I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to completely resist them! :smiley: But as for burgers, christ, I won’t go near another one with a bargepole. Unless it’s been made by hand, with love, with real ingredients and from a proper restaurant.

As an aside, eating 5 times a day has also helped me rethink the way I eat. There was a time I’d eat huge portions and never stop till it was gone or I couldn’t breathe as my pants were so tight because my stomach was so full. Eating smaller portion sizes now mean I can identify WHEN I’m feeling full and shouldn’t eat any more, and I have the power to stop now because I tell myself (on cheat meal day) ‘I don’t need any more of this, you should stop now’. And I do! :smiley: I’m sure portion sizes, along with too many Mars Bars and burgers was another contributing factor in my soaring weight.

So, thanks to a truly awful weekend experience, at least it’s given me a positive to take from it.

If anyone out there who is trying to lose weight, is reading this and doesn’t understand what I’m saying, all I can say is this.

Try eating lots of small healthy meals a day, ensure a cheat-meal happens every weekend and use them to eat a few burgers or portions of fish & chips and I reckon in a couple of months you’ll understand exactly where I’m coming from. Until then, you can take my experience as the gospel and try to learn by it. But until you experience it for yourself, you won’t fully understand.

When you do, it’ll be like a breath of fresh air. It was for me.

Bon appetit!

  • NF

First run in a while today, thanks to a pair of fully regenerated calves. :smiley:

I know why I missed it. Had heaps of fun. And a new PB. 6.5kms in 35 minutes. Is that any good for a Lard-Ass?

Congrats, i haven’t gone for a run for ages as my knees abit borked and i haven’t gotten round to getting it looked at yet

What a good & bad couple of days it’s been.

Yesterday morning I did my 6.5k run again. Managed to squeeze out a PB of 34 minutes. Felt great.

But it all went to sh*t that evening. At the end of my weights session, I had an odd sensation in my left shoulder blade, kinda like a pinching when I pushed it inwards towards my spine. Then I noticed it started pulling at my neck.

Fell asleep, woke at 1am, up till gone 5am with a sore neck that throbbed! I’m walking around with my neck craned forwards like some weird cross between a hunchback and a long-necked turtle. Can’t turn my head to face my left shoulder or my right now. Only goes about halfway. Can’t look up at the ceiling as my neck screams in pain. My right shoulder sits lower than my left.

It was my day-off weights today and had some serious cardio planned. Was gonna do 2.5km in the pool in the morning and go for a run that evening. Cancelled both 'cos I know they’re impossible when I’m like this. So I had to rely on the exercise bike instead, it’s the only thing I can do without a serious amount of pain.

Called every chiropractor in town, no-one could fit me in today. I’m off there in the morning to see what I’ve done.

Hoping it’s nothing too serious. Being told to lay-off weights for any length of time at this point would ruin me. I don’t want the work I’ve put in so far on the resistance training to go to waste.

Well, we’ll see what the chiropractor has to say. Have to admit the pain feels similar to a tortocolis I had 5 years ago but it’s further down my neck and on the edge of the shoulder-blade this time. But now my unbalanced posture, lack of head turning movement and the pain is very similar to the tortocolis.

I did experience a fair bit of neck and shoulder pain in the pool late last week after my 2.5k swim (all breaststroke) so that was partly the catalyst to switch to the run and give it a rest after the calves healed.

I think the swims might have something to do with this pain but last night’s weights might just have pushed me over the edge.

I’m starting to feel my age now, instead of believing I can still get away with stuff I’d think nothing of when I was 20.

Fingers crossed it’s nothing too drastic and won’t keep me off the exercise. It’s REALLY gonna suck if it is.

Train hard but don’t train stoopid… like me!

Cheers
NF

PS. Dan, take care of that knee & get it sorted quick before things get worse. I’m just starting to realise that our joints are pretty important!

I fucked my neck once when doing lateral raises - I stupidly moved my head to the side to look at something. Make sure that your spine is always perfect when doing weights, it’s too easy to throw something out. Good luck with it, let us know how it goes
I’ve never been chiro before. You like them?

G’day again Dan,

Sounds like good advice. How did you sort your neck after the lat raises? Just rest, or did you have something done to it to fix it up?

I’ve only ever been to a chiropractor for the tortocolis when it happened to me 5 years ago. I didn’t exercise back then… I just woke one morning with excruciating neck pain and couldn’t work it out.

Should have seen me… I had to get a cab to Darlinghurst in Sydney (had no car then) and getting in and out must’ve looked hilarious - was like trying to squeeze a cardboard cut-out through the door without bending any of it. Cabbie thought I was nuts. Even more so when I kept twisting my entire body around to talk to him.

Then I told him what was up and he stopped giving me funny looks after that. As usual for Sydney cabs, this fella’s car had bugger-all suspension left, so every bump in the road went straight through me. Felt like the longest cab ride ever.

With no previous experience of chiropractors I was heaps nervous about going there. I’d heard some painful-sounding stories about them. But turned out the guy I saw was great.

He told me my condition was probably from sleeping in an awkward position, but it was one of the most severe cases he’d seen. I had to visit him several times to get it sorted. A few gentle but firm twists and pulls of the head and neck (lovely loud crunching sounds and weird sensations) over several visits along with a few good massages and I was sorted.

Chiropractors can have a brutal reputation but this has been my only experience with a chiro up to now, and it was a good one. I could have taken any amount of pain at that point to fix the problem though. My condition was very restrictive and not at all pleasant.

And true to form, on each pull, twist, click etc., I laughed out loud. Chiropractor thought that was kinda odd but he was amused by my behaviour!

I’ll be down at the chiropractors (for a bit of a laugh!) in an hour and a half. I’ll keep ya posted.

Cheers
NF

Phew!

The chiropractor has said I’d pulled the rhomboid minor and major in my left side. A few muscle corrections by pressing his thumb deep into the muscle on the edge of my left shoulder blade whilst I moved my arm horizontally towards my right shoulder and things were better already. I felt the muscles drop down my back, which was really weird but made it instantly better. He said I had a high pain threshold as most people would be complaining loudly at that point due to the pressure he was exerting.

I told him that because I was an Englishman in Australia I was mindful of not living up to the reputation of a Whingeing Pom! (He’s an American, nice chap, sure seems to know what he’s doing).

Now the shoulder pinch is gone. That’s making my neck feel slowly better and I’m gradually getting more ROM when moving my head L to R and up & down. He said I could even do weights but nothing on the back for a few days, restrict it to pecs, abs & legs to be safe. Asked me to go easy on the swimming, says that’s more likely to be the culprit so he recommends I cut it down distance-wise. Thinks I’ve put too much pressure on my shoulders/neck by doing purely breaststroke and the muscles aren’t used to it yet.

He also said the upper part of my spine was a mess so he gave me a few cracks to release tension. Feels better, didn’t hurt. Still laughed though!

I also asked also about the pain on my right side lower down, said he’d address that on Saturday when I have my next appointment as time ran out. Turns out he’s into sport injuries and doesn’t only rely on crunching bones but manipulation of muscles also. He said he hates the way chiropractors think a few bone readjustments will cure almost anything, adding “that’s just retarded!”

So I’ll be there again on Saturday and maybe one more appointment to fix me right up it seems. Good news!

Weigh-in & measurements time.

As of Friday 28th Sept (comparisons only drawn from last weeks stats)…

WEIGHT- 77.1kg/170lbs - lost 1.3kg/3lbs
R ARM- 32cm/12.5" - no change
CHEST- 99.5cm/39.25" - smaller by 0.5cm
WAIST- 87.5cm/34.5" - smaller by 2.5cm
BUTT- 94.5cm/37.25" - smaller by 3cm!
R THIGH- 53cm/20.9" - smaller by 2cm
R CALF- 40.5cm/16" - no change