[quote]pushharder wrote:
…something like this is fine.[/quote]
HULK SMASH
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]238 wrote:
As of this post it’s 4:11 pm on Saturday here in Sydney.[/quote]
Yes, yes and yes. Not exactly what I was expecting though. [/quote]
That’s all we get?
How’d you break the ice, use any of these?..
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]238 wrote:
As of this post it’s 4:11 pm on Saturday here in Sydney.[/quote]
Yes, yes and yes. Not exactly what I was expecting though. [/quote]
That’s all we get?
How’d you break the ice, use any of these?..
Australian Pick Up Lines - YouTube [/quote]
Yes, yes and yes.
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]238 wrote:
As of this post it’s 4:11 pm on Saturday here in Sydney.[/quote]
Yes, yes and yes. Not exactly what I was expecting though. [/quote]
That’s all we get?
How’d you break the ice, use any of these?..
Pick up lines are idiot and I never use them. It’s all pretty simple really. Just talk casually and comfortably, take an interest, confident body language, you have to like yourself and feel comfortable in your own skin for other people to like you. I just asked her what she was studying, took an interest, asked a few questions, told her a few things about myself then just asked her out.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Still no pics.[/quote]
This. I do not think I’ve seen, after about age 14, a female working at a fast food restaurant that I’d put my dick in drunk, let alone pursue. I suppose such a unicorn may exist somewhere, but I doubt they stay long.
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]238 wrote:
As of this post it’s 4:11 pm on Saturday here in Sydney.
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Yes, yes and yes. Not exactly what I was expecting though.
[/quote]
That’s all we get?
How’d you break the ice, use any of these?..
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Pick up lines are idiot and I never use them. It’s all pretty simple really. Just talk casually and comfortably, take an interest, confident body language, you have to like yourself and feel comfortable in your own skin for other people to like you. I just asked her what she was studying, took an interest, asked a few questions, told her a few things about myself then just asked her out.
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Oi! Sheela!
Can I give you an Australian kiss!?!
Imma so gonna use this.
Nothing will come of it, but, you know…
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]238 wrote:
As of this post it’s 4:11 pm on Saturday here in Sydney.
[/quote]
Yes, yes and yes. Not exactly what I was expecting though.
[/quote]
That’s all we get?
How’d you break the ice, use any of these?..
[/quote]
Pick up lines are idiot and I never use them. It’s all pretty simple really. Just talk casually and comfortably, take an interest, confident body language, you have to like yourself and feel comfortable in your own skin for other people to like you. I just asked her what she was studying, took an interest, asked a few questions, told her a few things about myself then just asked her out.
[/quote]
Oi! Sheela!
Can I give you an Australian kiss!?!
Imma so gonna use this.
Nothing will come of it, but, you know…[/quote]
Satnight i’ll drop “tonight i’m gonna be all over you… like a dingo on a baby” (might swap for coyote)
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]238 wrote:
As of this post it’s 4:11 pm on Saturday here in Sydney.
[/quote]
Yes, yes and yes. Not exactly what I was expecting though.
[/quote]
That’s all we get?
How’d you break the ice, use any of these?..
[/quote]
Pick up lines are idiot and I never use them. It’s all pretty simple really. Just talk casually and comfortably, take an interest, confident body language, you have to like yourself and feel comfortable in your own skin for other people to like you. I just asked her what she was studying, took an interest, asked a few questions, told her a few things about myself then just asked her out.
[/quote]
Oi! Sheela!
Can I give you an Australian kiss!?!
Imma so gonna use this.
Nothing will come of it, but, you know…[/quote]
Satnight i’ll drop “tonight i’m gonna be all over you… like a dingo on a baby” (might swap for coyote)[/quote]
Yup!
Fuck em if they dont appreciate quality…
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Still no pics.[/quote]
This. I do not think I’ve seen, after about age 14, a female working at a fast food restaurant that I’d put my dick in drunk, let alone pursue. I suppose such a unicorn may exist somewhere, but I doubt they stay long.[/quote]
Nailed it.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Still no pics.[/quote]
Hold your horses. Have a little patience. I’m not going to take pictures of her on the first or second date. Besides, you doubt the machine? This thread was intended as part one anyway. There’s this strumpet at the fragrances department at David Jones…she’s a ten and she knows it.
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Still no pics.[/quote]
Hold your horses. Have a little patience. I’m not going to take pictures of her on the first or second date. Besides, you doubt the machine? This thread was intended as part one anyway. There’s this strumpet at the fragrances department at David Jones…she’s a ten and she knows it.[/quote]
So… you’ll sleep with strumpets, sluts and tramps, but not whores.
Ah well, a man’s got to have standards, I guess.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Still no pics.[/quote]
Hold your horses. Have a little patience. I’m not going to take pictures of her on the first or second date. Besides, you doubt the machine? This thread was intended as part one anyway. There’s this strumpet at the fragrances department at David Jones…she’s a ten and she knows it.[/quote]
So… you’ll sleep with strumpets, sluts and tramps, but not whores.
Ah well, a man’s got to have standards, I guess.[/quote]
I’d sleep with a hooker probably if she was a 8.5-10 and wasn’t a junkie or something(that’s kind of why I’m skeptical. But sleeping with a hooker is not the same thing as picking up anyway. Sleeping with a hooker isn’t going to do anything for your ego for starters is it? And I like to service the lady; not the other way around. I’d sleep with a hooker if she was hot, not a junkie, no STDs and so on but it still wouldn’t be the same would it?
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Still no pics.[/quote]
Hold your horses. Have a little patience. I’m not going to take pictures of her on the first or second date. Besides, you doubt the machine? This thread was intended as part one anyway. There’s this strumpet at the fragrances department at David Jones…she’s a ten and she knows it.[/quote]
So… you’ll sleep with strumpets, sluts and tramps, but not whores.
Ah well, a man’s got to have standards, I guess.[/quote]
I’d sleep with a hooker probably if she was a 8.5-10 and wasn’t a junkie or something(that’s kind of why I’m skeptical. But sleeping with a hooker is not the same thing as picking up anyway. Sleeping with a hooker isn’t going to do anything for your ego for starters is it? And I like to service the lady; not the other way around. I’d sleep with a hooker if she was hot, not a junkie, no STDs and so on but it still wouldn’t be the same would it?
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Dunno. Is there a qualitative difference, ego-wise, between sleeping with a woman who’ll sleep with anyone, and sleeping with a woman who’ll sleep with anyone for money?
And who is to say that “strumpets” are any less likely to have an STD or an drug problem than are prostitutes? The act of accepting cash for sex does not make one more susceptible to disease or addiction.
You can “service” a prostitute if you want to. She won’t mind. She might even enjoy it. She’s still a woman, after all. And besides, it’s your money, you can do whatever the fuck you want with the time you paid for.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Still no pics.[/quote]
Hold your horses. Have a little patience. I’m not going to take pictures of her on the first or second date. Besides, you doubt the machine? This thread was intended as part one anyway. There’s this strumpet at the fragrances department at David Jones…she’s a ten and she knows it.[/quote]
So… you’ll sleep with strumpets, sluts and tramps, but not whores.
Ah well, a man’s got to have standards, I guess.[/quote]
I’d sleep with a hooker probably if she was a 8.5-10 and wasn’t a junkie or something(that’s kind of why I’m skeptical. But sleeping with a hooker is not the same thing as picking up anyway. Sleeping with a hooker isn’t going to do anything for your ego for starters is it? And I like to service the lady; not the other way around. I’d sleep with a hooker if she was hot, not a junkie, no STDs and so on but it still wouldn’t be the same would it?
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Dunno. Is there a qualitative difference, ego-wise, between sleeping with a woman who’ll sleep with anyone, and sleeping with a woman who’ll sleep with anyone for money?
And who is to say that “strumpets” are any less likely to have an STD or an drug problem than are prostitutes? The act of accepting cash for sex does not make one more susceptible to disease or addiction.
You can “service” a prostitute if you want to. She won’t mind. She might even enjoy it. She’s still a woman, after all. And besides, it’s your money, you can do whatever the fuck you want with the time you paid for.
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This reply is, so far, the highlight in a fairly disappointing thread. Pick up your game SM, there’s potential here.
[quote]tsantos wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Still no pics.[/quote]
Hold your horses. Have a little patience. I’m not going to take pictures of her on the first or second date. Besides, you doubt the machine? This thread was intended as part one anyway. There’s this strumpet at the fragrances department at David Jones…she’s a ten and she knows it.[/quote]
So… you’ll sleep with strumpets, sluts and tramps, but not whores.
Ah well, a man’s got to have standards, I guess.[/quote]
I’d sleep with a hooker probably if she was a 8.5-10 and wasn’t a junkie or something(that’s kind of why I’m skeptical. But sleeping with a hooker is not the same thing as picking up anyway. Sleeping with a hooker isn’t going to do anything for your ego for starters is it? And I like to service the lady; not the other way around. I’d sleep with a hooker if she was hot, not a junkie, no STDs and so on but it still wouldn’t be the same would it?
[/quote]
Dunno. Is there a qualitative difference, ego-wise, between sleeping with a woman who’ll sleep with anyone, and sleeping with a woman who’ll sleep with anyone for money?
And who is to say that “strumpets” are any less likely to have an STD or an drug problem than are prostitutes? The act of accepting cash for sex does not make one more susceptible to disease or addiction.
You can “service” a prostitute if you want to. She won’t mind. She might even enjoy it. She’s still a woman, after all. And besides, it’s your money, you can do whatever the fuck you want with the time you paid for.
[/quote]
This reply is, so far, the highlight in a fairly disappointing thread. Pick up your game SM, there’s potential here.
[/quote]
Sorry to disappoint you there. But there’s nearly 7000 views and 150+ replies so obviously the thread must’ve generated some interest.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Still no pics.[/quote]
Hold your horses. Have a little patience. I’m not going to take pictures of her on the first or second date. Besides, you doubt the machine? This thread was intended as part one anyway. There’s this strumpet at the fragrances department at David Jones…she’s a ten and she knows it.[/quote]
So… you’ll sleep with strumpets, sluts and tramps, but not whores.
Ah well, a man’s got to have standards, I guess.[/quote]
I’d sleep with a hooker probably if she was a 8.5-10 and wasn’t a junkie or something(that’s kind of why I’m skeptical. But sleeping with a hooker is not the same thing as picking up anyway. Sleeping with a hooker isn’t going to do anything for your ego for starters is it? And I like to service the lady; not the other way around. I’d sleep with a hooker if she was hot, not a junkie, no STDs and so on but it still wouldn’t be the same would it?
[/quote]
Dunno. Is there a qualitative difference, ego-wise, between sleeping with a woman who’ll sleep with anyone, and sleeping with a woman who’ll sleep with anyone for money?
And who is to say that “strumpets” are any less likely to have an STD or an drug problem than are prostitutes? The act of accepting cash for sex does not make one more susceptible to disease or addiction.
You can “service” a prostitute if you want to. She won’t mind. She might even enjoy it. She’s still a woman, after all. And besides, it’s your money, you can do whatever the fuck you want with the time you paid for.
[/quote]
Who said anything about women who’ll sleep with anyone? Queen bees are promiscuous but they have alpha males sniffing around them all the time so they don’t just sleep with anyone. And I don’t blame them. As if I’d refuse a beautiful woman for the sake of my reputation. That’s ridiculous. I don’t hold women to a higher standard than I hold myself.
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
Who said anything about women who’ll sleep with anyone? Queen bees are promiscuous but they have alpha males sniffing around them all the time so they don’t just sleep with anyone. And I don’t blame them. As if I’d refuse a beautiful woman for the sake of my reputation. That’s ridiculous. I don’t hold women to a higher standard than I hold myself.
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You said you had your eye on a “strumpet”. A strumpet is a promiscuous woman, or a whore.
If a woman had one gangbang on her 18th birthday, fucking twelve or fifteen dudes over a three-day period, then never had sex again for the rest of her life, would you call her “promiscuous”?
Because those are the sexual habits of the queen bee. Doesn’t quite translate to a human context.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
You said you had your eye on a “strumpet”. A strumpet is a promiscuous woman, or a whore.
If a woman had one gangbang on her 18th birthday, fucking twelve or fifteen dudes over a three-day period, then never had sex again for the rest of her life, would you call her “promiscuous”?
Because those are the sexual habits of the queen bee. Doesn’t quite translate to a human context.[/quote]
lol, your posts are always brilliant!
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
Who said anything about women who’ll sleep with anyone? Queen bees are promiscuous but they have alpha males sniffing around them all the time so they don’t just sleep with anyone. And I don’t blame them. As if I’d refuse a beautiful woman for the sake of my reputation. That’s ridiculous. I don’t hold women to a higher standard than I hold myself.
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You said you had your eye on a “strumpet”. A strumpet is a promiscuous woman, or a whore.
If a woman had one gangbang on her 18th birthday, fucking twelve or fifteen dudes over a three-day period, then never had sex again for the rest of her life, would you call her “promiscuous”?
Because those are the sexual habits of the queen bee. Doesn’t quite translate to a human context.[/quote]
I meant strumpet in the sense that Shakespeare used it; a bold, disobedient, naughty woman. The kind that needs a spanking and a good seeing to.