Getting A Date From Drivethru Chick: Impossible?

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[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:
Several lols.

But seriously, why make a big deal out of it?[/quote]

Yeah I agree actually. I thought I’d get some interesting responses but I’m getting sick of talking about it now. Still interested in the game though of course. I did however think this girl was intriguing in a few ways. She seems socially conservative but unlike almost all socially conservative women she wasn’t shy. I say she’s socially conservative because of how she handled the flirting and from a few other things. As I said on page 1 I think I’ve got her figured pretty well from the minuscule amount of talk. I’m sure she’s a student too. She’s way too classy and well spoken to be doing a job like that. That’s intriguing too. Teenagers working there is one thing but someone in their 20’s of her type is very unusual to see in McDonalds. So she has piqued some amount of curiosity.
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I can’t wait to hear the story after she escapes the dungeon pit in your basement and talks to Barbara Walters about the whole thing!![/quote]

LOLOLOL!

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[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]TheKraken wrote:
Is sexmachine the only TNation-er that can start a SAMA-esque thread these days? Where is that junky and the smelly haired girl? [/quote]

I don’t know, but SM is definitely helping me in my desire to spend less time online. My nose wrinkles slightly in distaste every time I read one of his posts in here.[/quote]

I got a laugh from that. How about Orion? He’s like creepo maximus. Funny though.[/quote]

Orion, too, though “my girlfriend” doesn’t come up much in threads where he’s talking about his incredible sexual prowess. Still, I believe orion is well aware that I consider his SMV very low due to what I consider a repellant level of promiscuity.

So yeah, the two of you, sarging like a couple of bosses.

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I’m not prmiscuous really. I’ve actually just gone over two years without female company. Promiscuous guys bed hundreds of women. I certainly haven’t bedded hundreds of women. Anyway, what else would you expect from young, unmarried men on a weight lifting forum? [/quote]

I don’t expect anything from anyone, really, unless someone behaves consistently enough that I can make predictions. Anyway, why do you care whether I find your posts and behavior off-putting? I’m not your mother and don’t have any investment in what you do or don’t do - this is an internet message board, I’m simply posting on it.

I’m willing to accept as truth the things he posts because why not? I have nothing to lose if it’s not valid information.

Yes, women can be creepy just like men. And all the other things, too. So you’re completely justified in doing just as you will and I for one will not stand in your way.

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My SMV?

Did I post anything about my SMV ?

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[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]MattyG35 wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:
Ha ha! Okay. If you say so. Why would I care what she says when I don’t know Her? Anyway, I get rejected by women all the time. Seriously. I’m used to it. I pester women all the time until one of them will have sex with me. i pester them in shops, on the street, in bars, clubs, outside clubs, at the beach, anywhere, everywhere! I get those looks of disgust and get away from me creep looks every day dude.
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I hope you’re joking, that sounds kind of pathetic.[/quote]

I dont know man, I was accused of not trying hard enough, because my success rate was too high.

It is a valid point too, because if you are only going for the sure thing, are you even sarging!?![/quote]

Success rate too high huh? Don’t cha hate that?[/quote]

Yeah well, I dont quite get the mindset, that you have to fuck everything.

If she is clearly interested, I kind of lead her to her destination.

However, if I really went on a rampage, which I have done, you collect rejections like Pokemon cards.

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[quote]
Yes, women can be creepy just like men. And all the other things, too. So you’re completely justified in doing just as you will and I for one will not stand in your way.[/quote]

funny

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What does SMV mean?

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Machine, did you say in here that you can tell what ‘drivethrubabes’ pheromones are doing to you? Or, maybe a better way to ask is, are you stating that you are conscious to how the pheromones ‘drivethrubabe’ is releasing is impacting you?

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Maybe, you recognize the perfume she is wearing because you have smelled before and it turned you on, then did some research on that fragrance and discovered that one of the ingredients has been shown in clinical studies to release pheromones that cause men to want to bang?

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Machine… Pheromone comment…

Explain yourself

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[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:
Several lols.

But seriously, why make a big deal out of it?[/quote]

Yeah I agree actually. I thought I’d get some interesting responses but I’m getting sick of talking about it now. Still interested in the game though of course. I did however think this girl was intriguing in a few ways. She seems socially conservative but unlike almost all socially conservative women she wasn’t shy. I say she’s socially conservative because of how she handled the flirting and from a few other things. As I said on page 1 I think I’ve got her figured pretty well from the minuscule amount of talk. I’m sure she’s a student too. She’s way too classy and well spoken to be doing a job like that. That’s intriguing too. Teenagers working there is one thing but someone in their 20’s of her type is very unusual to see in McDonalds. So she has piqued some amount of curiosity.
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I thought for Australia that McDonald’s was considered skilled labor

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[quote]mbdix wrote:
What does SMV mean?[/quote]

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[quote]mbdix wrote:
Machine… Pheromone comment…

Explain yourself[/quote]

You’re lucky I checked back. I was just heading off. Okay, I’m not a scientist but I believe the reason I like to smell girl’s necks and kiss them on the neck before the mouth is because that’s where pheromones are released. My previous comment was just an allusion to this. I wasn’t actually smelling her from my car. I was just saying my mind was on spawning at the time.

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[quote]mbdix wrote:
Machine, did you say in here that you can tell what ‘drivethrubabes’ pheromones are doing to you? Or, maybe a better way to ask is, are you stating that you are conscious to how the pheromones ‘drivethrubabe’ is releasing is impacting you?[/quote]

Those “phermones” are the smell of Chicken McNuggets. They have a similar effect on me.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:
What does SMV mean?[/quote]

http://therationalmale.com/2012/06/04/final-exam-navigating-the-smp/[/quote]

Appreciate it

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[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:
Machine… Pheromone comment…

Explain yourself[/quote]

You’re lucky I checked back. I was just heading off. Okay, I’m not a scientist but I believe the reason I like to smell girl’s necks and kiss them on the neck before the mouth is because that’s where pheromones are released. My previous comment was just an allusion to this. I wasn’t actually smelling her from my car. I was just saying my mind was on spawning at the time.[/quote]

Gotcha. You approach the sexuals with a smell of the neck and kissing the neck after you have established a sexual relationship with them correct? You don’t do this on your first romantic contact, right?

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]MattyG35 wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:
Ha ha! Okay. If you say so. Why would I care what she says when I don’t know Her? Anyway, I get rejected by women all the time. Seriously. I’m used to it. I pester women all the time until one of them will have sex with me. i pester them in shops, on the street, in bars, clubs, outside clubs, at the beach, anywhere, everywhere! I get those looks of disgust and get away from me creep looks every day dude.
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I hope you’re joking, that sounds kind of pathetic.[/quote]

I dont know man, I was accused of not trying hard enough, because my success rate was too high.

It is a valid point too, because if you are only going for the sure thing, are you even sarging!?![/quote]

Success rate too high huh? Don’t cha hate that?[/quote]

Yeah well, I dont quite get the mindset, that you have to fuck everything.

If she is clearly interested, I kind of lead her to her destination.

However, if I really went on a rampage, which I have done, you collect rejections like Pokemon cards.[/quote]

Yes it’s pretty easy for most people not to get too many rejections if you only target women who check you out in clubs and bars. But pulling a classy woman can be difficult in other situations. Often a woman will give you the I want to suck your dick stare(copulatory gaze) in a public place then when you try and talk to them they act like a fucking princess and send you off with your tail between your legs. It’s a power game with some of them. But as I said before I don’t give a shit. I could only go to clubs and make it easy but I actually enjoy a challenge. Besides the music is too loud to hear anything in most places. Another good reason to hit the queue outside. Seperate a nice one from the herd, try to get her friends to fuck off, whisper menaces to other guys who come near. It really is a foolproof and effective strategy.

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[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:
Machine… Pheromone comment…

Explain yourself[/quote]

You’re lucky I checked back. I was just heading off. Okay, I’m not a scientist but I believe the reason I like to smell girl’s necks and kiss them on the neck before the mouth is because that’s where pheromones are released. My previous comment was just an allusion to this. I wasn’t actually smelling her from my car. I was just saying my mind was on spawning at the time.[/quote]

Gotcha. You approach the sexuals with a smell of the neck and kissing the neck after you have established a sexual relationship with them correct? You don’t do this on your first romantic contact, right?

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Yes I do. I always kiss a girl’s neck when I’m making out with her.

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[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:
Machine, did you say in here that you can tell what ‘drivethrubabes’ pheromones are doing to you? Or, maybe a better way to ask is, are you stating that you are conscious to how the pheromones ‘drivethrubabe’ is releasing is impacting you?[/quote]

Those “phermones” are the smell of Chicken McNuggets. They have a similar effect on me.
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LMFAO

a couple of great posts in this thread

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Autism: the thread.

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[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:
Machine, did you say in here that you can tell what ‘drivethrubabes’ pheromones are doing to you? Or, maybe a better way to ask is, are you stating that you are conscious to how the pheromones ‘drivethrubabe’ is releasing is impacting you?[/quote]

Those “phermones” are the smell of Chicken McNuggets. They have a similar effect on me.
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haha