Is sexmachine the only TNation-er that can start a SAMA-esque thread these days? Where is that junky and the smelly haired girl?
[quote]TheKraken wrote:
Is sexmachine the only TNation-er that can start a SAMA-esque thread these days? Where is that junky and the smelly haired girl? [/quote]
I don’t know, but SM is definitely helping me in my desire to spend less time online. My nose wrinkles slightly in distaste every time I read one of his posts in here.
[quote]therajraj wrote:
You care too much so in all likelihood you will fail.
A guy who “gets it” hits on cute women throughout the course of his day/week and doesn’t put too much stock into any one attempt.
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Exactly. Read the thread and you’ll see that’s exactly what I’ve said. I’ve flirted with her a few times. I’m going to give it a go. If I fail I still have Friday and Saturday night. And as I explained I pester beautiful women all the time(self deprecating humour - Matty didn’t seem to get it)
That’s what I said on page 2 dude. Keep in mind, this girl works at McDonalds. My girlfriend owns and runs a restaurant amongst other ventures. I don’t “care too much”. It’s actually kind of a social experiment and challenge.
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If you’ve got decent game, not a strikeout physically (however she defines that) and she’s sexually available she will give you a shot.[/quote]
Yes. Although a lot of guys fuck it up when they could’ve scored with better social skills and knowledge of the female mind.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]TheKraken wrote:
Is sexmachine the only TNation-er that can start a SAMA-esque thread these days? Where is that junky and the smelly haired girl? [/quote]
I don’t know, but SM is definitely helping me in my desire to spend less time online. My nose wrinkles slightly in distaste every time I read one of his posts in here.[/quote]
I got a laugh from that. How about Orion? He’s like creepo maximus. Funny though.
[quote]StevenF wrote:
you sound creepy. If i think you sound creepy over the internet, she definitely thinks you are creepy coming to the drive thru late at night for COFFEE. [/quote]
Look at me… You know what you see?
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
That’s what I said on page 2 dude. Keep in mind, this girl works at McDonalds. My girlfriend owns and runs a restaurant amongst other ventures. I don’t “care too much”. It’s actually kind of a social experiment and challenge.
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So…you’ve got a girlfriend who owns a restaurant (among other ventures) and you’re scheming to get the attention of an immigrant McWorker?
[quote]TheKraken wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
That’s what I said on page 2 dude. Keep in mind, this girl works at McDonalds. My girlfriend owns and runs a restaurant amongst other ventures. I don’t “care too much”. It’s actually kind of a social experiment and challenge.
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So…you’ve got a girlfriend who owns a restaurant (among other ventures) and you’re scheming to get the attention of an immigrant McWorker? [/quote]
I haven’t been with my gf very long. We haven’t agreed not to see other people or anything. And if this McDonalds girl turns out to be a really interesting, cool person then I might be interested in something more serious. But as I said, I don’t even know her. Haven’t said more than 50 words to her.
[quote]StevenF wrote:
you sound creepy. [/quote]
He he! Yeah I know. Anyway, I’ve got to go jerk off to some Abella Anderson video. Talk to you guys later.
What’re you going to do when you have to find a new McDonald’s due to the restraining order?
[quote]Be_Sound wrote:
What’re you going to do when you have to find a new McDonald’s due to the restraining order?[/quote]
Funny. Of course I always make a quick and graceful exit when it’s clear I’m not wanted. But as I said, she’s been responding positively but non-commitally…is that a word? And yes, I know crazy people imagine that women are flirting with them when they’re not. I’m not a crazy person. Not that kind of crazy anyway.
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]StevenF wrote:
you sound creepy. If i think you sound creepy over the internet, she definitely thinks you are creepy coming to the drive thru late at night for COFFEE. [/quote]
Look at me… You know what you see?
i really liked this response
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]TheKraken wrote:
Is sexmachine the only TNation-er that can start a SAMA-esque thread these days? Where is that junky and the smelly haired girl? [/quote]
I don’t know, but SM is definitely helping me in my desire to spend less time online. My nose wrinkles slightly in distaste every time I read one of his posts in here.[/quote]
I got a laugh from that. How about Orion? He’s like creepo maximus. Funny though.[/quote]
Orion, too, though “my girlfriend” doesn’t come up much in threads where he’s talking about his incredible sexual prowess. Still, I believe orion is well aware that I consider his SMV very low due to what I consider a repellant level of promiscuity.
So yeah, the two of you, sarging like a couple of bosses.
Keep it simple. You’ve talked to her many times, she flirts you flirt, just cut to the chase. Chat like you usually do then suggest a date
after some light flirting
Man in nice car: “Hey, let me ask you a question.”
Mickey Dee’s woman: “sure, what”
Man in nice car: “What are you doing this Friday? I mean, we talk all the time, you seem like a fun person, lets get some drinks and get to know eachother. Or, if you prefer, I know a nice place to get something to eat.”
Mickey Dee’s woman: blushes “oh my, where”
Man in nice car: “McDonalds. See you tomorrow night this time babe ;)”
The last part is fake…
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]Be_Sound wrote:
What’re you going to do when you have to find a new McDonald’s due to the restraining order?[/quote]
Funny. Of course I always make a quick and graceful exit when it’s clear I’m not wanted.
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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]TheKraken wrote:
Is sexmachine the only TNation-er that can start a SAMA-esque thread these days? Where is that junky and the smelly haired girl? [/quote]
I don’t know, but SM is definitely helping me in my desire to spend less time online. My nose wrinkles slightly in distaste every time I read one of his posts in here.[/quote]
I got a laugh from that. How about Orion? He’s like creepo maximus. Funny though.[/quote]
Orion, too, though “my girlfriend” doesn’t come up much in threads where he’s talking about his incredible sexual prowess. Still, I believe orion is well aware that I consider his SMV very low due to what I consider a repellant level of promiscuity.
So yeah, the two of you, sarging like a couple of bosses.
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I’m not prmiscuous really. I’ve actually just gone over two years without female company. Promiscuous guys bed hundreds of women. I certainly haven’t bedded hundreds of women. Anyway, what else would you expect from young, unmarried men on a weight lifting forum?
And orion’s SMV? He’s an anonymous dude on the net. He has no SMV. Not here anyway.
And you wanna know what’s creepy? Many of the women I’ve known have been really creepy. And unbalanced and neurotic and clingy and annoying and then I no longer find them attractive. That’s why I’ve had a lot of short relationships.
[quote]Aero51 wrote:
Keep it simple. You’ve talked to her many times, she flirts you flirt, just cut to the chase. Chat like you usually do then suggest a date
after some light flirting
Man in nice car: “Hey, let me ask you a question.”
Mickey Dee’s woman: “sure, what”
Man in nice car: “What are you doing this Friday? I mean, we talk all the time, you seem like a fun person, lets get some drinks and get to know eachother. Or, if you prefer, I know a nice place to get something to eat.”
Mickey Dee’s woman: blushes “oh my, where”
Man in nice car: “McDonalds. See you tomorrow night this time babe ;)”
The last part is fake… [/quote]
The whole thing is fake.
Several lols.
But seriously, why make a big deal out of it?
[quote]LoRez wrote:
Several lols.
But seriously, why make a big deal out of it?[/quote]
Discounted Filet of Fish sandwiches.
[quote]LoRez wrote:
Several lols.
But seriously, why make a big deal out of it?[/quote]
Yeah I agree actually. I thought I’d get some interesting responses but I’m getting sick of talking about it now. Still interested in the game though of course. I did however think this girl was intriguing in a few ways. She seems socially conservative but unlike almost all socially conservative women she wasn’t shy. I say she’s socially conservative because of how she handled the flirting and from a few other things. As I said on page 1 I think I’ve got her figured pretty well from the minuscule amount of talk. I’m sure she’s a student too. She’s way too classy and well spoken to be doing a job like that. That’s intriguing too. Teenagers working there is one thing but someone in their 20’s of her type is very unusual to see in McDonalds. So she has piqued some amount of curiosity.
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
Several lols.
But seriously, why make a big deal out of it?[/quote]
Yeah I agree actually. I thought I’d get some interesting responses but I’m getting sick of talking about it now. Still interested in the game though of course. I did however think this girl was intriguing in a few ways. She seems socially conservative but unlike almost all socially conservative women she wasn’t shy. I say she’s socially conservative because of how she handled the flirting and from a few other things. As I said on page 1 I think I’ve got her figured pretty well from the minuscule amount of talk. I’m sure she’s a student too. She’s way too classy and well spoken to be doing a job like that. That’s intriguing too. Teenagers working there is one thing but someone in their 20’s of her type is very unusual to see in McDonalds. So she has piqued some amount of curiosity.
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I can’t wait to hear the story after she escapes the dungeon pit in your basement and talks to Barbara Walters about the whole thing!!