-Build a year’s worth of muscle in 12 weeks
-Awesome pumps for when tight t-shirt weather hits
-Totally changes your perspective on what you can accomplish with your body (ie you know you could add another 10lbs if you wanted)
-Strong enough to impress noobs in the gym
-Popping bacne is a great way to bond with your girlfriend (don’t pretend you don’t let your girl pop them - I know you do)
-Seeing first hand what it’s like to be King Kong
Gear Use Cons:
-Pinning sucks
-Oestrogen’s a bitch
-Ancillaries are pricey
-People are worried you’ll hulk-out and murder them
Natural Training Pros:
-You get to get on your high horse and pretend the only reason anyone is better than you in the gym is because they’re on and you’re not.
-You can rationalise your sucky progress by using words like “ectomorph”
-You can avoid brutal training methods like 20 rep squats, drop sets etc because they’re just too much for nattys, bro.
Natural Training Cons:
-You’re a whiny little skinny, weak-ass bitch too scared to pin with the big boys
I don’t need to train. That’s great because I hate sweating. I may occasionally pop in to the gym and play with the 15kg dumbbells just to say I did it.
Nah I usually get my strength back when I cycle off and lose all my gainz. Then I become the 150lber laughing at all the weak juice monkeys. Best of both worlds. Thank God for Stronglifts 5x5!
Ah but what if the government, for some reason, decided to make it illegal and only available as a prescription only drug for people with tiny dicks? It would be the same thing. People with small dicks just short of being in the tiny category will still start the same nonsense about morality, cheating etc. I bet some idiots will even call John Holmes a fake natty!!!