Game of Thrones 2: A Clash of Kings

[quote]Nards wrote:
Yeah, there is a thing to the whole story of the world we see in A Song of Ice and Fire that makes it a nice place to visit (ie: read about) but I wouldn’t want to really live there.

I mean like in Star Trek, I’d love to be in that universe and join Starfleet. I’d love to be a part of Indiana Jones’ world. Help the rebels defeat the Empire? Sure!

I really don;t know what I’d do in Westeros or any other place. Maybe hide down in Dorne.[/quote]

I read last night about the wedding at the Twins and was WTF I was just starting to like this character fffffuuuuuuccccckkkkk

Though I actually giggled like a schoolgirl when…

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I MEAN REALLY BIG IF YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED READING A STORM OF SWORDS

Joffery choked to death nice an slow.

[quote]Nards wrote:
Though I actually giggled like a schoolgirl when…

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Joffery choked to death nice a slow.

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Damnit I have not reached that point yet.

Why did you read after my spoiler?!?!

I’m so sorry.

I was kidding anyway. That doesn’t happen. He befriends a sassy robot that takes him on a wonderful journey of self-discovery and he comes back older and wiser and he’s now my favorite character.

I could have sworn you’d already read all five books.

[quote]Nards wrote:
Why did you read after my spoiler?!?!

I’m so sorry.

I was kidding anyway. That doesn’t happen. He befriends a sassy robot that takes him on a wonderful journey of self-discovery and he comes back older and wiser and he’s now my favorite character.[/quote]

Lol no worries I knew he is going to die foreshadowing pretty much determined that.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I could have sworn you’d already read all five books.[/quote]

I really did sit them down, but I plan to finish to avoid this little problem

[quote]Nards wrote:
He befriends a sassy robot that takes him on a wonderful journey of self-discovery and he comes back older and wiser and he’s now my favorite character.[/quote]

oooohhhhhhhhhh!!! freaking Nardie!

post a ‘spoiler alert’ next time, dammit~

I knew there’d be a robot in the next few books.

Nards:

Referring to your above spoiler and your reaction

I, too, was giddy as a school girl during that particular part high five

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Nards:

Referring to your above spoiler and your reaction

I, too, was giddy as a school girl during that particular part high five[/quote]

I read it last night and had a great smile on my face. Talk about a character that you just wanted to fucking strangle and then he dies choking.

Martin is something else.

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I seriously hoped Joffrey would have a more painfull death…

Not that clawing out the meat of your neck because your airways are swollen and you are suffocating isn’t painfull… but let’s face it, compared to the manner of how some other characters died Joffrey got a relatively painless death, ( ADWD SPOILER )unlike Quentyn who was burned alive until his skin was gone and his skull was showing and still kept alive for a few more days afterwards, or even being flailed alive , having your fingers cut off and your teeth broken and castrated like Theon, THEN made a zombie minded slave… Joffreys death was kinda too nice for him.

I was seriously hoping another riot would happen and the mob would crucify the little bastard. Or he’d get the Pale Mare. Or someone would gauge out his eyes and have his take a bath in wildfire.

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
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I seriously hoped Joffrey would have a more painfull death…

Not that clawing out the meat of your neck because your airways are swollen and you are suffocating isn’t painfull… but let’s face it, compared to the manner of how some other characters died Joffrey got a relatively painless death, ( ADWD SPOILER )unlike Quentyn who was burned alive until his skin was gone and his skull was showing and still kept alive for a few more days afterwards, or even being flailed alive , having your fingers cut off and your teeth broken and castrated like Theon, THEN made a zombie minded slave… Joffreys death was kinda too nice for him.

I was seriously hoping another riot would happen and the mob would crucify the little bastard. Or he’d get the Pale Mare. Or someone would gauge out his eyes and have his take a bath in wildfire.[/quote]

and he was 13 years old

anybody else feel guilty for wanting a kid to die :slight_smile:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
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I seriously hoped Joffrey would have a more painfull death…

Not that clawing out the meat of your neck because your airways are swollen and you are suffocating isn’t painfull… but let’s face it, compared to the manner of how some other characters died Joffrey got a relatively painless death, ( ADWD SPOILER )unlike Quentyn who was burned alive until his skin was gone and his skull was showing and still kept alive for a few more days afterwards, or even being flailed alive , having your fingers cut off and your teeth broken and castrated like Theon, THEN made a zombie minded slave… Joffreys death was kinda too nice for him.

I was seriously hoping another riot would happen and the mob would crucify the little bastard. Or he’d get the Pale Mare. Or someone would gauge out his eyes and have his take a bath in wildfire.[/quote]

and he was 13 years old

anybody else feel guilty for wanting a kid to die :slight_smile: [/quote]

Not after watching the Omen, Children of the corn, Home Alone 2 and Are We there Yet.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
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I seriously hoped Joffrey would have a more painfull death…

Not that clawing out the meat of your neck because your airways are swollen and you are suffocating isn’t painfull… but let’s face it, compared to the manner of how some other characters died Joffrey got a relatively painless death, ( ADWD SPOILER )unlike Quentyn who was burned alive until his skin was gone and his skull was showing and still kept alive for a few more days afterwards, or even being flailed alive , having your fingers cut off and your teeth broken and castrated like Theon, THEN made a zombie minded slave… Joffreys death was kinda too nice for him.

I was seriously hoping another riot would happen and the mob would crucify the little bastard. Or he’d get the Pale Mare. Or someone would gauge out his eyes and have his take a bath in wildfire.[/quote]

and he was 13 years old

anybody else feel guilty for wanting a kid to die :slight_smile: [/quote]

Not a bit. The kid was a psychopath. I was hoping Arya would come back and off the little bastard. I was unsatisfied with his death as well.

Do you know who killed him yet?

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
Spoilers

I seriously hoped Joffrey would have a more painfull death…

Not that clawing out the meat of your neck because your airways are swollen and you are suffocating isn’t painfull… but let’s face it, compared to the manner of how some other characters died Joffrey got a relatively painless death, ( ADWD SPOILER )unlike Quentyn who was burned alive until his skin was gone and his skull was showing and still kept alive for a few more days afterwards, or even being flailed alive , having your fingers cut off and your teeth broken and castrated like Theon, THEN made a zombie minded slave… Joffreys death was kinda too nice for him.

I was seriously hoping another riot would happen and the mob would crucify the little bastard. Or he’d get the Pale Mare. Or someone would gauge out his eyes and have his take a bath in wildfire.[/quote]

and he was 13 years old

anybody else feel guilty for wanting a kid to die :slight_smile: [/quote]

Not a bit. The kid was a psychopath. I was hoping Arya would come back and off the little bastard. I was unsatisfied with his death as well.

Do you know who killed him yet?[/quote]

Pigeon Pie

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
having your fingers cut off and your teeth broken and castrated like Theon, THEN made a zombie minded slave.[/quote]

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
having your fingers cut off and your teeth broken and castrated like Theon, THEN made a zombie minded slave.[/quote]
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Ouch…and are we positive about the whole castration thing???

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[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
having your fingers cut off and your teeth broken and castrated like Theon, THEN made a zombie minded slave.[/quote]
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Ouch…and are we positive about the whole castration thing???[/quote]

Strongly implied that his junk was tampered with. And not in the good way.

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Fucking, bran might as well turn him into a tree or something as useful as his warging has been.

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
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I seriously hoped Joffrey would have a more painfull death…

Not that clawing out the meat of your neck because your airways are swollen and you are suffocating isn’t painfull… but let’s face it, compared to the manner of how some other characters died Joffrey got a relatively painless death, ( ADWD SPOILER )unlike Quentyn who was burned alive until his skin was gone and his skull was showing and still kept alive for a few more days afterwards, or even being flailed alive , having your fingers cut off and your teeth broken and castrated like Theon, THEN made a zombie minded slave… Joffreys death was kinda too nice for him.

I was seriously hoping another riot would happen and the mob would crucify the little bastard. Or he’d get the Pale Mare. Or someone would gauge out his eyes and have his take a bath in wildfire.[/quote]

and he was 13 years old

anybody else feel guilty for wanting a kid to die :slight_smile: [/quote]

Not after watching the Omen, Children of the corn, Home Alone 2 and Are We there Yet.[/quote]
War of the Worlds remake, 28 weeks later, The walking dead