The aim of this thread is to give real movies more underwhelming titles. Why? Why not?
Pumping Aluminum
Three Dalmatians
Pump Friction
The Wrath of Kanye
The Good Escape
Some Things Somewhere Eventually
Top Goon
Enter The Dragrace
Two Brides For Two Brothers
It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Wife
Your turn.
Die a Little More Difficult
Mission: Less Likely
Enter the Lizard
Men in Dark Clothing
Disagreement Club
Blemish face
Apocalypse whenever
The Good, the Bad and the unattractive
Moby pecker
Stands awkwardly by the wall while the wolves dance
The devil wears hot topic
OKfellas
The Godmother
Dances With Kittens
Half Metal Jacket
Weakheart
Some good ones. Nicely done.
A Bridge To Fargo
All Of The President’s Moms
The Spy Who Came In From The Costco
The Longest Date
For A Few Doughnuts More
North By Northwestern University
The Right Stuffing
From Here To Paternity
Fleakeeper
GUMS
Raiders of the Missing Cedar Chest
The Magician of Boz
The Shawshank Capitulation
Blade Limper
Ferris Bueller’s School Day
Sleeping In Seattle
Sweet Dreams On Elm Street
Night Of The Living Tired
The jungle cliff notes
$14.92 discount on pair of dice
The world’s slowest Indian
Requiem for a bantamweight
Homeward bound the entirely believable journey
John Wickerham : Graph of A Parabola
There has to be a porno with that title.
Tarantino:
Reservoir Cats
Cuddle Bill
Inglorious Legitimate Children
The Gracious Eight
Django Unfettered
Gaurdians Of The Gas Station.
I saw a Harry Potter movie with my sister the other day, so:
Harry Potter and the Magic Rock
Harry Potter and the Spooky Basement
Harry Potter and the Convicted Felon
Harry Potter and the Burning Cup
Harry Potter and the Bird Club
Harry Potter and the Biracial Royalty
Can’t think of the last one.
The Wizard of Nothing
Terminator 2: I Forgive You Day
It’s A Terrible Life
Harry Potter and the scary story props
Reminds me or Archer: Terms of Enrampagement. The ending sequence had some good ones, Casa Blumpkin being my favorite.
Poultrygeist
Liverdance
The Amityville Hoarder
Miracle Whip On 34th Street
Delivery
War Of The Worms
No Cointreau For Old Men
The average seven