Balloon Knot My Ass.
IT’S CALLED THE RUSTY BULLET HOLE!
I got busted by a park ranger before. It was the night I took this girl’s virginity. We were both horny as hell and wanted some more, so we went to the park and decided to have some more fun. Little did we know the park closed at 10, we were there at 11:30 or so. We got the car light flashed on us, then he drove up to us. We had to get dressed real quick and he made us stand on both sides of the car to make sure it was consensual on her part. I almost laughed my ass off when he asked her that.
White flash - what the hell is flashing you the deuce mean?
its chunkin duece, and its basicly a wavin peace sign. if you’re from the south [ specificaly houston] you know what it means. it’s like “wassup” or “i’ll holla at ya” i realize it sounds alot less cool written than it does in person, you’ll just have to take my word for it.
peace, flash
RUSTY BULLET HOLE!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHA HOOOHEHEHE AHAHHAHAHA
rusty bullet hole, wtf man, that makes it seem nasty
White flash, so even high schoolers down south drink that mad dog shit too… lol
Exceedingly sweet alcohol, not good.
Probably the time I was getting a BJ going down a little 2 lane highway and came around the corner on the scene of an accident. Wrecked cars, Ambulance, and emergency workers trying to make me stop. I had my pants down, T-tops off, and GF hard at work so I just kept driving.
I think they were pissed.
brown growler.
yeah man, mad dog was a cheap source of nasty. we all thought we were badasses sippin 40’s and md 20/20, talkin shit and playin hard. highschool was a trip wasn’t it? if i hadn’t been such a knucklehead maybe i woulda finished.
yall be good