[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
polo77j wrote:
legendaryblaze wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Right as I start to descend with my warm up with 225 for squats - “You’re the strongest girl I’ve ever seen! Is that the most you’ve ever lifted?”
I think it’s safe to say that every hetero male on T-Nation has a huge crush on pushmepullme.
fuck that shit, pmpm is a dirty lesbo skank with halitosis and a really serious addiction to crack…
Fuck you, Polo!
And there’s nothing wrong with being a lesbian. [/quote]
My training partner found out that any time he would spot me when I would bench and I had the weight off the rack in the benching motion, he could call me cyclops (for no reason at all) and I would start laughing uncontrollably. He found if quite funny to mess with me like that.
Training partner: “Come on Cyclops.” (totally out of nowhere…)
Me: Uncontrollable laughing.
Okay, so this one needs a little explanation. I wear those funny looking Vibram 5 fingers instead of running shoes because I like to have a flat heel and actually feel myself “gripping the floor” when I squat. The dumb-ass receptionist comes over and starts to rag on me because of my shoes.
Her: You shouldn’t be wearing those in here, they’re not safe.
Me: How aren’t they safe?
Her: There’s no protection if you drop a weight on your foot.
Me: So… should I be wearing steel-toed boots?
Her: Whatever, you just shouldn’t wear them (Walks away with a scowl on her face)
Me: ???
[quote]NewDamage wrote:
After being derided for putting the pussy pad on a bar for light weight squats, dude turns to his friends and says “Hey, I don’t lift for strength.”
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
This wasn’t in the gym, but Edgy’s last post reminded me of the Nurse Practitioner one of the last times I went in for my physical.
“Why do you work out that hard? You don’t need to carry that much muscle mass.”
5 minutes later: “You have the best physique of anybody coming into this office. Even the other nurses say that whenever they see you. It’s a shame that the other patients we have don’t take care of themselves.”
Talk about confusing the hell outta me…
I did feel good the nurses were checking me out, though. LOL
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Thread hijack…could you put some details of your home gym setup & training in your T-cell thread? I’m building one and have the basics covered (squat rack etc.) but would be interested in the experience of a big dude training at home.
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[quote]NewDamage wrote:
After being derided for putting the pussy pad on a bar for light weight squats, dude turns to his friends and says “Hey, I don’t lift for strength.”
Some real winners here.[/quote]
but… but what… but why?
fuck it, I give up.
Wasn’t there a thread a few months ago proving PMPM was in fact NOT an attention whore, due to her not posting the requested material?
[quote]polo77j wrote:
legendaryblaze wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Right as I start to descend with my warm up with 225 for squats - “You’re the strongest girl I’ve ever seen! Is that the most you’ve ever lifted?”
I think it’s safe to say that every hetero male on T-Nation has a huge crush on pushmepullme.
fuck that shit, pmpm is a dirty lesbo skank with halitosis and a really serious addiction to crack…[/quote]
[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
NewDamage wrote:
After being derided for putting the pussy pad on a bar for light weight squats, dude turns to his friends and says “Hey, I don’t lift for strength.”
Some real winners here.
I actually got pissed reading this. Ha.
Some people are fucking stupid.
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Yeah… I lift in a college rec center, so there is some pretty whack shit. I’m drawing a blank (probably because the previous memory has scrambled my brains as it did to countingbeans, too) but there are plenty of gems.
I’ve usually got my headphones in, so there’s no telling what I miss, but there is an equal amount of whack shit to be seen as there is to be heard.
I’ll check with my training partner and see if there’s any other really bizarre shit worth sharing.
[quote]giterdone wrote:
lewhitehurst wrote:
This wasn’t in the gym, but Edgy’s last post reminded me of the Nurse Practitioner one of the last times I went in for my physical.
“Why do you work out that hard? You don’t need to carry that much muscle mass.”
5 minutes later: “You have the best physique of anybody coming into this office. Even the other nurses say that whenever they see you. It’s a shame that the other patients we have don’t take care of themselves.”
Talk about confusing the hell outta me…
I did feel good the nurses were checking me out, though. LOL
Thread hijack…could you put some details of your home gym setup & training in your T-cell thread? I’m building one and have the basics covered (squat rack etc.) but would be interested in the experience of a big dude training at home.
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No problem. I will check my laptop when I get home. I think I have some pics of it. I’ll just post them and give a rundown of what everything is.
