[quote]polo77j wrote:
legendaryblaze wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
legendaryblaze wrote:
Wait, you’re a lesbian?
Only for polo!
So you and i still have a chance 
Only if you want your dick to disintegrate … her pussy juice is like the blood from Alien it’ll burn that shit right off, just ask Wol about that…[/quote]
It’s ok. I WOULD DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE FOR LOOOOOOOOOOVE.
Ok, thread back on topic please.
Pretty big guy doing barbell shrugs to his wo partner: I like to use straps because it helps me develop more grip strength.
WHAAAAAAT?
Heard a personal trainer asking another pt about an exercise he was doing. He replied, " I just do it because it looks cool." Ehhh what the fuck.
Okay, maybe we’ve all said something along these lines, but I had a little chuckle when I overheard this conversation. Group of 4 guys working on bench together, like they always do. After GUY1 finishes his reps…
GUY1: Wow, I really feel that in my chest.
GUY2: That’s where I feel it too!
[quote]polo77j wrote:
fuck that shit, pmpm is a dirty lesbo skank with halitosis and a really serious addiction to crack…[/quote]
Ah, my type o’ gal…
Anyways, my friends were discussing protein supplements and such a few weeks ago. Now I normally stay quiet during these discussions unless asked because I’m sick of arguing with them but this one got me-
Friend:‘‘All you need is a weight gainer powder. I didn’t change my diet at all, I wasn’t working out and just took the weight gainer twice a day. I was gaining 2lbs every day!’’
Me: Chokes on chicken because of shock and laughter… er, yeah…
(The guy is 6ft and 170lbs if he’s lucky)
[quote]dianab wrote:
Me in my bench shirt, buddy helping with my belt and he’s trying to kill me by tightening it to the max, so I yelled NOT THAT HOLE.
Got some looks LOL.[/quote]
If I heard a woman saying that at my gym I would definitely go looking to find out what was going on. However, if some guy yelled that I think I would be running for the door.
[quote]NinjaTreeFrog wrote:
dianab wrote:
Me in my bench shirt, buddy helping with my belt and he’s trying to kill me by tightening it to the max, so I yelled NOT THAT HOLE.
Got some looks LOL.
If I heard a woman saying that at my gym I would definitely go looking to find out what was going on. However, if some guy yelled that I think I would be running for the door.[/quote]
Back door?
Sorry. It was TOO easy.
[quote]rundymc wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Right as I start to descend with my warm up with 225 for squats - “You’re the strongest girl I’ve ever seen! Is that the most you’ve ever lifted?”
honestly, I would have said the same thing. I have seen one woman around here squat and deadlift, and she struggled to pull a BW DL.
On topic: I get a kick seeing the bro’s spot each other on the smith machine (fuck it, any machine), yelling “push, push, all you” while the poor dude goes for his 5th set of forced reps, using a weight he cannot lift once.[/quote]
Oh man. Turn up at my gym after 5pm and thats all that comes through the door until 7.30.
Quote:
“I got it!”
As both of his arms bend to ungodly angles during seated overhead DB presses, and his 2 spotters attempt to rescue him from the dislocation waiting around the corner from using a weight that he could not have even lifted for one full rep alone let alone multiple.
This ‘style’ of training is common with the 5-7.30pm crowd though, it entails finding every plate in the gym to load on the hammer shrug machine and do shrugs where the shoulder girdle has absolutely zero movement in whatsoever…
Random bro in gym: “hey man, just a tip. You know how you’re all sweaty? You shouldn’t lift so intensely. You’ll actually make better gains.”
…
from my highschool weightroom:
some guys are screwing around so my football coach tells them to start doing updowns so i say
“coach, if you really want them to stop screwin around, why dont you just whack em in the balls?”
I’m sitting on a bench machine about knock out the last set of a workout when a middle-aged guy walks up to me (I was 18 at the time) and asks, “So, you lifting for sports or trying to score ass?” I started to laugh but tried to hide it because I thought, “No way he just asked me that. Maybe I heard him wrong.” As if to say, is that what you really said, I asked him “Score ass?.”
He said, “Yeah, me too.”
This is no bs. Last night dude said. “I can’t get my legs to grow. Do you think I should shave them?”
[quote]TNRANDY wrote:
This is no bs. Last night dude said. “I can’t get my legs to grow. Do you think I should shave them?”[/quote]
I’m actually scathing my head at this one…
Seconds before making a third attempt bench to keep from bombing:
Coach: “C’mon now, you didn’t come this far to go home empty handed. What do champions do??”
Me: “They go home and fuck the prom queen.”
His jaw dropped, I made the lift. Thank you, Sean Connery.
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
NinjaTreeFrog wrote:
dianab wrote:
Me in my bench shirt, buddy helping with my belt and he’s trying to kill me by tightening it to the max, so I yelled NOT THAT HOLE.
Got some looks LOL.
If I heard a woman saying that at my gym I would definitely go looking to find out what was going on. However, if some guy yelled that I think I would be running for the door.
Back door?
Sorry. It was TOO easy.
[/quote]
Damn! I walked right into that one. hangs head in shame
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Seconds before making a third attempt bench to keep from bombing:
Coach: “C’mon now, you didn’t come this far to go home empty handed. What do champions do??”
Me: “They go home and fuck the prom queen.”
His jaw dropped, I made the lift. Thank you, Sean Connery. [/quote]
Best Connery line ever.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Seconds before making a third attempt bench to keep from bombing:
Coach: “C’mon now, you didn’t come this far to go home empty handed. What do champions do??”
Me: “They go home and fuck the prom queen.”
His jaw dropped, I made the lift. Thank you, Sean Connery. [/quote]
AWESOME!
[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
NewDamage wrote:
After being derided for putting the pussy pad on a bar for light weight squats, dude turns to his friends and says “Hey, I don’t lift for strength.”
Some real winners here.
I actually got pissed reading this. Ha.
Some people are fucking stupid.
[/quote]
I got to hear a WR I know have a couple of douches mutter about him being a pussy for squatting with the pad. He worked up to repping 405 for 15ish. The bro’z were badasses doing a hybrid back-squat/calf raise with a weight I could curl.
Anybody else ever want to see if they could ring a squat rack like a bell using somebody’s head for a clapper?
[quote]TNRANDY wrote:
This is no bs. Last night dude said. “I can’t get my legs to grow. Do you think I should shave them?”[/quote]
LMFAO!!! I had a dude ask me the same thing because his calves wouldn’t grow. His theory was that if he shaved them his body would ‘put more hormones towards regrowing the hair’ and thus his calves would benefit.
I was finished my set of squats. A guy asked how old I was because he overheard me say that my son was getting married. I told him 46. He looked at me up and down and said “What do you do? I wouldn’t have guessed that old?” I just gave him the eyebrow raise (Like the Rock).
I needed to use the lat pull down. A guy was sitting using it and so I asked if I could work in. He told me he was doing a circuit training and that this was one of seven exercises he was doing in a row. I said OK, then he moved on to another exercise and so I did my set. He didn’t seem pleased, nor did I care frankly.