Yesterday right outside the gym-
“Hey guys I’m out of protein, you got any?”
Me- “…Nope all out. But do you got any COKE???”
[quote]waldo21212 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Right as I start to descend with my warm up with 225 for squats - “You’re the strongest girl I’ve ever seen! Is that the most you’ve ever lifted?”
Did you kick him in the dick for that? I hate when people try to talk to me during a set. I always wear headphones and usually pretend like I don’t notice them trying to get my attention. One time a guy patted my on the shoulder during a set of deads to get my attention. WTF![/quote]
Or they tell you not to make so much racket. WTF!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
rundymc wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Right as I start to descend with my warm up with 225 for squats - “You’re the strongest girl I’ve ever seen! Is that the most you’ve ever lifted?”
honestly, I would have said the same thing. I have seen one woman around here squat and deadlift, and she struggled to pull a BW DL.
On topic: I get a kick seeing the bro’s spot each other on the smith machine (fuck it, any machine), yelling “push, push, all you” while the poor dude goes for his 5th set of forced reps, using a weight he cannot lift once.
You’d talk to someone in the middle of a rep?[/quote]
pushmepullme, I knew EXACTLY what you were up in arms about. Crap like that is why I started working out at home.
rundymc, eh… never mind.
[quote]dianab wrote:
Me in my bench shirt, buddy helping with my belt and he’s trying to kill me by tightening it to the max, so I yelled NOT THAT HOLE.
Got some looks LOL.[/quote]
ROFLMAO
Physical Therapist: Weight training does not create microtrauma to the muscle, the muscle fibers simply rearrange themselves during the workout and then move back afterwards…
My brother was doing the leg press and he was struggling with a rep. I pointed and touch his knee and said “You can push with your hand if it hurts.”
He replies, “You just touched my Schlatter.”
I loled.
Doctor - “you don’t need to work out that hard. All you need is some cardio and fresh vegetables”
a lost of people i talk to on a daily basis- “why do you try to lift such heavy weights all the time?”
Me “why do you bench with your feet in the air”
Him “I don’t want to cheat”
Me…walks away
This wasn’t in the gym, but Edgy’s last post reminded me of the Nurse Practitioner one of the last times I went in for my physical.
“Why do you work out that hard? You don’t need to carry that much muscle mass.”
5 minutes later: “You have the best physique of anybody coming into this office. Even the other nurses say that whenever they see you. It’s a shame that the other patients we have don’t take care of themselves.”
Talk about confusing the hell outta me…
I did feel good the nurses were checking me out, though. 
LOL
[quote]fighting_fires wrote:
a lost of people i talk to on a daily basis- “why do you try to lift such heavy weights all the time?” [/quote]
Classic…
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Right as I start to descend with my warm up with 225 for squats - “You’re the strongest girl I’ve ever seen! Is that the most you’ve ever lifted?”[/quote]
I think it’s safe to say that every hetero male on T-Nation has a huge crush on pushmepullme.
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
fighting_fires wrote:
a lost of people i talk to on a daily basis- “why do you try to lift such heavy weights all the time?”
Classic…[/quote]
My gf- “Don’t lift so much heavy weight your not built for that”
[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Right as I start to descend with my warm up with 225 for squats - “You’re the strongest girl I’ve ever seen! Is that the most you’ve ever lifted?”
I think it’s safe to say that every hetero male on T-Nation has a huge crush on pushmepullme.[/quote]
fuck that shit, pmpm is a dirty lesbo skank with halitosis and a really serious addiction to crack…
guy-“when you bench press do you go all the way down?”
me-“do you go to work and do half the job?”
[quote]Bone160 wrote:
guy-“when you bench press do you go all the way down?”
me-“do you go to work and do half the job?”[/quote]
Actually, that isn’t a weird question. I don’t go all the way down to my chest. And being honest, most people in America do only do half the job…
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
Bone160 wrote:
guy-“when you bench press do you go all the way down?”
me-“do you go to work and do half the job?”
Actually, that isn’t a weird question. I don’t go all the way down to my chest. And being honest, most people in America do only do half the job… :-)[/quote]
You are a natural at this whole “T-Nation” thing, well done sir
[quote]polo77j wrote:
legendaryblaze wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Right as I start to descend with my warm up with 225 for squats - “You’re the strongest girl I’ve ever seen! Is that the most you’ve ever lifted?”
I think it’s safe to say that every hetero male on T-Nation has a huge crush on pushmepullme.
fuck that shit, pmpm is a dirty lesbo skank with halitosis and a really serious addiction to crack…[/quote]
Fuck you, Polo!
And there’s nothing wrong with being a lesbian.
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
Bone160 wrote:
guy-“when you bench press do you go all the way down?”
me-“do you go to work and do half the job?”
Actually, that isn’t a weird question. I don’t go all the way down to my chest. And being honest, most people in America do only do half the job… :-)[/quote]
Now I feel like an idiot.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
legendaryblaze wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Right as I start to descend with my warm up with 225 for squats - “You’re the strongest girl I’ve ever seen! Is that the most you’ve ever lifted?”
I think it’s safe to say that every hetero male on T-Nation has a huge crush on pushmepullme.
fuck that shit, pmpm is a dirty lesbo skank with halitosis and a really serious addiction to crack…[/quote]
You shut your fucking whore mouth.
Pmpm is a fucking angel. A fucking angel that can squat.
I love her, and i will fight you for her.
flexes
I remember once i stopped the whole gym by front squatting 235 deep for 5 reps and 3 sets. Everyone watching. Talk about pressure.
There were these black dudes who were just standing in front of me watching me and one guy in particular kept going “that’s fucking crazy man, that’s fucking crazy”.
I had one guy start talking to me. Tall skinny guy. Seemed to be in his late 20s. He was asking me what exercise i was doing. I forgot what the exercises was. Anyway, i asked him what he was doing and he told me he was doing calf raises. He then pulled out a magazine which featured Arnold and said Arnie was his idol and he wanted to look just like that.
I told him arnold used to squat and deadlift and he looked at me like i was retarded.
“No man, that’s too hard” and then he took off to do his calf raises with pussy weight.