[quote]NewDamage wrote:
TNRANDY wrote:
This is no bs. Last night dude said. “I can’t get my legs to grow. Do you think I should shave them?”
LMAO WTF!![/quote]
I’m still laughing about it!
as for your other reply’s
You can’t use the N word in Alabama, Mississippi or South Carolina.
We pray at our gym. Alabama must be outside the Bible Belt.
…
[quote]TNRANDY wrote:
NewDamage wrote:
TNRANDY wrote:
This is no bs. Last night dude said. “I can’t get my legs to grow. Do you think I should shave them?”
LMAO WTF!!
I’m still laughing about it!
as for your other reply’s
You can’t use the N word in Alabama, Mississippi or South Carolina. [/quote]
My reponse to waylanderxx was hyperbole in the sake of humor, for he is white and…you know what, nevermind, its not worth explaining. [quote]
We pray at our gym. Alabama must be outside the Bible Belt.
[/quote]
Muahaha I knew someone would take offense. Yep, well, just warning you, don’t be offended when I ask Satan for the strength to pick up 700lbs off the ground. You know, since we’re not in the Bible belt and all, its normal.
My (overweight) roommate: i’m taking beta-alanine to cut.
me: are you even lifting? do you know what it does?
roommate: no and no
me doing front squats from the pins
guy: you are aren’t doing that right, you’re supposed to start at the top and only go down this far (1/4squat)
me: go back to your bosu ball.
[quote]D-Nasty wrote:
We’ve all be in the gym and someone says either something crazy/funny…like Ronnie Coleman - “Everybody wants to be big, but nobody wants to lift heavy weight,” “Nothin’ but a peanut!”
…or we come across questions like…“Do those chains add more weight to the bar?” :/[/quote]
Where I train has a lot of really clueless staff. One day I’m working on squats and have the bar loaded when I see the head idiot making the rounds my way.
“Everything ok?” he asks.
“No” I whine, “it’s busted” (Grab the bar, lean back, so I can do rows, pick feet up off the ground, holding my body horizontal, like a gymnast, Start doing rows this way). “No matter how much I pull, this thing won’t move.”
He sort of stared for a minute, then just quietly walked off.
– jj
[quote]NewDamage wrote:
TNRANDY wrote:
NewDamage wrote:
TNRANDY wrote:
This is no bs. Last night dude said. “I can’t get my legs to grow. Do you think I should shave them?”
LMAO WTF!!
I’m still laughing about it!
as for your other reply’s
You can’t use the N word in Alabama, Mississippi or South Carolina.
My reponse to waylanderxx was hyperbole in the sake of humor, for he is white and…you know what, nevermind, its not worth explaining.
We pray at our gym. Alabama must be outside the Bible Belt.
Muahaha I knew someone would take offense. Yep, well, just warning you, don’t be offended when I ask Satan for the strength to pick up 700lbs off the ground. You know, since we’re not in the Bible belt and all, its normal.
[/quote]
LMAO!
[quote]jj-dude wrote:
D-Nasty wrote:
We’ve all be in the gym and someone says either something crazy/funny…like Ronnie Coleman - “Everybody wants to be big, but nobody wants to lift heavy weight,” “Nothin’ but a peanut!”
…or we come across questions like…“Do those chains add more weight to the bar?” 
Where I train has a lot of really clueless staff. One day I’m working on squats and have the bar loaded when I see the head idiot making the rounds my way.
“Everything ok?” he asks.
“No” I whine, “it’s busted” (Grab the bar, lean back, so I can do rows, pick feet up off the ground, holding my body horizontal, like a gymnast, Start doing rows this way). “No matter how much I pull, this thing won’t move.”
He sort of stared for a minute, then just quietly walked off.
– jj[/quote]
lolol
I think the funniest thing, that is ongoing at my gym is 1 guy who does deadlifts about once a week…he does 3 sets of 5, with pretty heavy weight…and when he does this, on every rep, he doesn’t only grunt, he SCREAMS
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
4!!!
5!!!
at the top of his lungs…if you were a kid in the daycare in the back of the gym you would hear the guy…and let me say, if you could finish the set of whatever exercise you were doing without cracking up mid rep, you have more self control than i…
[quote]synbin24 wrote:
I think the funniest thing, that is ongoing at my gym is 1 guy who does deadlifts about once a week…he does 3 sets of 5, with pretty heavy weight…and when he does this, on every rep, he doesn’t only grunt, he SCREAMS
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
4!!!
5!!!
at the top of his lungs…if you were a kid in the daycare in the back of the gym you would hear the guy…and let me say, if you could finish the set of whatever exercise you were doing without cracking up mid rep, you have more self control than i…
[/quote]
hahaha that’s gold. I had a guy like that at my old gym, who would simultaneously piss me off and have me laughing. The dude loved to whistle so breathing out after each rep he would breath out his air as a whistle, you had to be there, but it was just so weird it was hilarious.
[quote]NewDamage wrote:
Muahaha I knew someone would take offense. Yep, well, just warning you, don’t be offended when I ask Satan for the strength to pick up 700lbs off the ground. You know, since we’re not in the Bible belt and all, its normal.
[/quote]
Does Satan help with that, too?
[quote]NinjaTreeFrog wrote:
NewDamage wrote:
Muahaha I knew someone would take offense. Yep, well, just warning you, don’t be offended when I ask Satan for the strength to pick up 700lbs off the ground. You know, since we’re not in the Bible belt and all, its normal.
Does Satan help with that, too?[/quote]
If you ask nicely enough. Helps if you use Lewhitehurst’s tactics and incorporate some female goat’s blood, as well.
[quote]NewDamage wrote:
NinjaTreeFrog wrote:
NewDamage wrote:
Muahaha I knew someone would take offense. Yep, well, just warning you, don’t be offended when I ask Satan for the strength to pick up 700lbs off the ground. You know, since we’re not in the Bible belt and all, its normal.
Does Satan help with that, too?
If you ask nicely enough. Helps if you use Lewhitehurst’s tactics and incorporate some female goat’s blood, as well.[/quote]
I suppose I’ll have set my ipod to play Stairway to Heaven backwards and arrange some candles in a pentagram around the platform as well. But if it works…
I take Animalpak(lots of pills, some rather large) and one day when I was in my school’s cafeteria a guy who I normally see at the gym asked if they were steroids. Thanks baseball.
[quote]carlthescorp wrote:
I take Animalpak(lots of pills, some rather large) and one day when I was in my school’s cafeteria a guy who I normally see at the gym asked if they were steroids. Thanks baseball. [/quote]
I usually say yes whenever someone asks me if I’m taking steroids while I pop my BCAA’s before I lift. It avoids a lot of questions later on about form and exercise selection and diet.
my buddy " Maybe I should go to the bathroom before i squat this."
Me “Yeah man i would, you don’t want to crap yourself”
him “but I already have my squat suit on. forget it ill do it after this set.”
lifts
him oops
me “you shit your pants didn’t you.”
him 'Yep"
[quote]langnera wrote:
my buddy " Maybe I should go to the bathroom before i squat this."
Me “Yeah man i would, you don’t want to crap yourself”
him “but I already have my squat suit on. forget it ill do it after this set.”
lifts
him oops
me “you shit your pants didn’t you.”
him 'Yep"[/quote]
LMAO
I have ripped ass before, but good god…
LOL
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
I over heard a kid at the gym ask a guy squatting 405, when he was rock bottom, “Hey, does that work your back or something?” They guy paused and yelled “Fucking DIE!!” at the top of his lungs coming out of the hole. I collapsed in almost tears, as the kid semi-jogged to the door and left the gym. [/quote]
best one yet
There’s some really epic quotes in this thread. Makes me mad, cuz none of that shit happens at my gym. The best I can come with is when my friend is trying to pump me up for a lift, he tells me to put my dick in a box (referencing the snl skit with Justin Timberlake). Actually usually works pretty well, now that I think about it…
I was squatting and felt a huge riiip just as I got about halfway down. I finished the rep and turned to the nearest random person and said, “hey, is there a hole in my pants?” and turned around to show them. They just stared at me awkwardly for a while before telling me no.
The other day I was in line to get a drink from the fountain and out of the corner of my eyes I glimpse a couple of guys discussing their plans for the remainder of the workout. Then I heard one of them say, “I’m going to get some water”, to which the other replied, “Yeah, that’s a good idea. You definitely need water. It makes your muscles look bigger.”
This isn’t something that was said, but strange nonetheless. A while ago, I was doing a few sets of 1rm benching. I was resting, lying down on the bench between sets and although I’m still pretty weak, I guess this one kid thought that I was using too much weight. He comes up to the head of the bench where the loose weights are, looks around a bit, and then starts taking one of the 25s off of my bar. I sat up and gave him a WTF look, and he says, “oh, sorry”. To top things off, he didn’t even bother to put the 25 back onto the bar and just sets it on the ground and leaves.
Should have thrown the plate at the fucker.
[quote]jj-dude wrote:
D-Nasty wrote:
We’ve all be in the gym and someone says either something crazy/funny…like Ronnie Coleman - “Everybody wants to be big, but nobody wants to lift heavy weight,” “Nothin’ but a peanut!”
…or we come across questions like…“Do those chains add more weight to the bar?”
Where I train has a lot of really clueless staff. One day I’m working on squats and have the bar loaded when I see the head idiot making the rounds my way.
“Everything ok?” he asks.
“No” I whine, “it’s busted” (Grab the bar, lean back, so I can do rows, pick feet up off the ground, holding my body horizontal, like a gymnast, Start doing rows this way). “No matter how much I pull, this thing won’t move.”
He sort of stared for a minute, then just quietly walked off.
– jj[/quote]
You caught me off guard, I loled SOO hard… :')
Today :
A belt around my waist, with 100lbs hanging from a chain, walking towards the dip bar.
Random dude : “Are you doing dips?”
Me : “No, I’m doing a tennis match…”