When I’m doing bend over good mornings
“dude your not squating correctly you can really hurt yourself”
me after racking
“shut the fuck up”
I always wondered why most people hate me in the gym???
[quote]langnera wrote:
my buddy " Maybe I should go to the bathroom before i squat this."
Me “Yeah man i would, you don’t want to crap yourself”
him “but I already have my squat suit on. forget it ill do it after this set.”
lifts
him oops
me “you shit your pants didn’t you.”
him 'Yep"[/quote]
Oh, man! LMAO!
This is better than peopleofwalmart.com…almost.
My friend and I sitting on bench after skullcrushers, watching someone…
Him: That’s a nice tricep…mm, french press…I think they call it
Me: Haha
It’s just his choice of words that made me laugh
I was squatting towards the back of the gym when this group of guys talking about mustaches make their way to the smith machine next to me.
Suddenly one of the guys looks over at me and says, “Whenever i eat pussy i can smell it on my mustache…that’s why they call it the Flavor Saver.”
turns out its hard to laugh and hold back vomit at the same time.
I was doing front squats in the squat rack once and this douchebag with basketball shorts and a polo shirt came up and said, very matter-of-factly, “I hope you know there’s a lot of people waiting for you to finish so that people who actually want to do arms can use the curl rack.” I laughed at him. Then I slit his fucking throat. The funniest thing I’ve ever heard in the gym was the sound of his blood gurgling out of his windpipe. I had to start lifting at my house after that.
[quote]artw wrote:
I was doing front squats in the squat rack once and this douchebag with basketball shorts and a polo shirt came up and said, very matter-of-factly, “I hope you know there’s a lot of people waiting for you to finish so that people who actually want to do arms can use the curl rack.” I laughed at him. Then I slit his fucking throat. The funniest thing I’ve ever heard in the gym was the sound of his blood gurgling out of his windpipe. I had to start lifting at my house after that.[/quote]
i remember that, it was all over the news.
[quote]artw wrote:
I was doing front squats in the squat rack once and this douchebag with basketball shorts and a polo shirt came up and said, very matter-of-factly, “I hope you know there’s a lot of people waiting for you to finish so that people who actually want to do arms can use the curl rack.” I laughed at him. Then I slit his fucking throat. The funniest thing I’ve ever heard in the gym was the sound of his blood gurgling out of his windpipe. I had to start lifting at my house after that.[/quote]
Shame. Gyms need more people that are willing to do what is necessary to the curl rack crowd
My Mom:
You should eat more bread it is full of good thing you are missing.
Your diet is not balanced
Man, I wish I can hear the stupid funny shit that happens in my gym but I keep to myself and put the headphones on blast so I wouldnt have to deal with people who dont know what the f**k their doing or talking about it.
[quote]D-Nasty wrote:
HeyWaj10 wrote:
I think the funniest moment during a workout for me would have to be the most embarrassing moment for me:
I’m finishing my workout with a few sets of barbell curls with my training partner. It wasn’t even much weight, maybe 95lb. for some finishing work. I’m in the middle of a rep, and out of nowhere, out of my mouth comes a slightly exaggerated and forceful “Teehee” towards the top of the curl. And no, not just a monotone “teehee”, but one in which my voice inflection rises to a high pitched girly “hee”.
My buddy: “What the FUCK was that?”…followed by laughing so hard tears came to his eyes.
All I could do was start laughing. Had never happened ever before that, nor has it happened ever since. I’m pretty sure I caught some odd looks with that one at the time.
Hangs head in shame
oh man…i started laughing when i read yours…don’t worrry man you not the only one that had a “teehee” episode
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We call it a testie pop!
I lift at home, and I’m so glad I do knowing how retarded the typical gym crowd is. I’d end up murdering someone if I put up with half the shit you guys do.
I still hear dumb shit all the time though. I’m probably the biggest guy at my college, so I always get these little guys coming up to me acting all excited and friendly, trying to be my friend or something. They always ask me what my workout routine is and how I got so big. When I tell them I do heavy compounds/strength training and eat really big, they just give me this retarded look and respond with, “Oh… I just do some curls and bench press…” Then it’s like an awkward few moments until they just walk away with a defeated look. I’ll see the same people months later and they still look exactly the same.
[quote]NATOR wrote:
Training partner 1 : setting up to DL 5 plates
Training partner 2: lets go man ! The Russian 148 girl pulled this shit at worlds !
Training partner 1: silent…
Training partner 2: It’s ok man she pees standing up.
Me and everyone else in the gym hits the ground laughing.[/quote]
LMFAO, I just spit coffee on the keyboard.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Plus, the kid smells really bad.[/quote]
Then it definately makes sense to be annoyed!
Locker room, 250 ish lb girl sitting on the bench chewing on her 2nd 250+ calorie protein bar:
Girl : “I see you here all the time. Why do you work out so much, your body is perfect?!”
a few minutes later: " Ugh, I hate these protein bars, they taste FUNNY"
I was speechless
[quote]Eligoh wrote:
One of the older gentleman at the gym that frequently talks to me and asks me questions was there one day. He recommended to me a new thing he tried out which was to extract the juice of a watermelon, freeze it, and then eat it right after you workout. Supposedly it gives a really good pump but he said he stopped doing it.
I asked him why and he told me it was giving him too much of a pump.[/quote]
HAHHAHAHHA
[quote]bonerjams98 wrote:
A year ago I was doing weighted pull ups with a dip belt and a 45 plate after I finished my set this old guy walks up to me and asked “does that contraption make your penis longer?” I was so caught off guard I couldnt think of a thing to say [/quote]
“Why It surely does! In fact, this morning I had to be VERY careful putting on my shoes…”
i threw those isometric curls that Thibs did in that recent video.
and after my third rep i hear some one say OMG can you please stop that im going def
i finish the set of 5 and then after i leave the rack she apporached me and tried to give me a lecture about how it was making so much noise she was going def. before i told her i can do w/e i want its a public gym she mentioned she had been going to the gym for 15 years making her the end all of exercise…btw this chick was one of those loafy burger chugging bike addicts.
morale: Thibs and TC put that vid up to set me up!
[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
Physical Therapist: Weight training does not create microtrauma to the muscle, the muscle fibers simply rearrange themselves during the workout and then move back afterwards…
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He should get his license revoked. That’s basic physiology…
Kid comes up to me and asks for a program. Told him I’m not the PT and pointed to the PT. Kid turns back to me and says “I’m serious, I want to get muscles.” I told him I’m not the PT. He went over and talked to the PT. Came back after a few minutes and repeated “I’m serious, I want to get muscles”. I laughed and asked him what happened. The kid said the PT started to talk to him about using the ball for most of the exercises and when he asked about bench, squats ands deads the PT said you shouldn’t start off with that stuff.
The kid had an incling of what he wanted just wanted some guidance. This kid, 2 years later is using mostly compound movments and gained about 20-25 lbs of lean mass I haven’t seen him use the ball… ever. I’m not against the ball just use it for a good reason.
The rack is hardly used at my gym so I use it for BB pressing. A guy came over and asked if he could join in between sets. So I said sure. I had 115 lbs on the bar (I just started the exercise stop snikcering, especially the gals! 
). He said he was doing squats too and proceeded to squat the weight before I could say anything. He then asked for a spot at the 3rd rep of subpar squatting.
He racked the weight after a couple of reps. Said that it was bitchin’ weight and come on old man you can do it and pats me on the back. I was annoyed and grunted as I grabbed the bar and knocked out 10 reps of presses. The guy dropped his mouth and said “Well I’m done anyway just wanted to see if you needed a spot.”
Fuuuck.