Funniest Thing You've Ever Said

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
What was this thread about again?[/quote]
The Righteous & The Wicked[/quote]

War and peace
The killing fist
Of the human beast
P.O.P
Prodigies Of Peace
Hear me when I’m calling you
From my knees
I am playing for a better day

Holy mother earth
Crying into space
Tears on her pretty face
For she has been raped

Killing your future blood
Fill her with disease
Global abortion please
That is what she needs

Are we fire flies
Flashing in the night
Big thunder rumble fish
Did you get it right

Headstrong battle song
Exploding souls be gone
Marvin Gaye my love
Where did we go wrong
[/quote]

Coop, where’ve you been? I thought they gave you the boot or something.

I’d like to also throw my vote to Dollarbill as the funniest poster in the history of the site.

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
What was this thread about again?[/quote]
The Righteous & The Wicked[/quote]

War and peace
The killing fist
Of the human beast
P.O.P
Prodigies Of Peace
Hear me when I’m calling you
From my knees
I am playing for a better day

Holy mother earth
Crying into space
Tears on her pretty face
For she has been raped

Killing your future blood
Fill her with disease
Global abortion please
That is what she needs

Are we fire flies
Flashing in the night
Big thunder rumble fish
Did you get it right

Headstrong battle song
Exploding souls be gone
Marvin Gaye my love
Where did we go wrong
[/quote]

Coop, where’ve you been? I thought they gave you the boot or something.[/quote]

I’ve been busy, like, you know, working out and shit. I’m also completely disinterested in almost every thread on this site right now.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
What was this thread about again?[/quote]
The Righteous & The Wicked[/quote]

War and peace
The killing fist
Of the human beast
P.O.P
Prodigies Of Peace
Hear me when I’m calling you
From my knees
I am playing for a better day

Holy mother earth
Crying into space
Tears on her pretty face
For she has been raped

Killing your future blood
Fill her with disease
Global abortion please
That is what she needs

Are we fire flies
Flashing in the night
Big thunder rumble fish
Did you get it right

Headstrong battle song
Exploding souls be gone
Marvin Gaye my love
Where did we go wrong
[/quote]

Coop, where’ve you been? I thought they gave you the boot or something.[/quote]

I’ve been busy, like, you know, working out and shit. I’m also completely disinterested in almost every thread on this site right now.[/quote]

Fheck my hub for contact info…

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
What was this thread about again?[/quote]
The Righteous & The Wicked[/quote]

War and peace
The killing fist
Of the human beast
P.O.P
Prodigies Of Peace
Hear me when I’m calling you
From my knees
I am playing for a better day

Holy mother earth
Crying into space
Tears on her pretty face
For she has been raped

Killing your future blood
Fill her with disease
Global abortion please
That is what she needs

Are we fire flies
Flashing in the night
Big thunder rumble fish
Did you get it right

Headstrong battle song
Exploding souls be gone
Marvin Gaye my love
Where did we go wrong
[/quote]

Coop, where’ve you been? I thought they gave you the boot or something.[/quote]

I’ve been busy, like, you know, working out and shit. I’m also completely disinterested in almost every thread on this site right now.[/quote]

Fheck my hub for contact info…[/quote]

Fheck your email inbox. I just sent you a virus and about twenty pieces of Scandinavian kiddie porn.

[quote]on edge wrote:
I’d like to also throw my vote to Dollarbill as the funniest poster in the history of the site.[/quote]

Fuck you. He’s not even the funniest DB on this site.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
I’d like to also throw my vote to Dollarbill as the funniest poster in the history of the site.[/quote]

Fuck you. He’s not even the funniest DB on this site.[/quote]

I admit, your pretty funny.
I also admit it annoyed me for quite a while when people referred to you as DB. “WE’VE ALREADY GOT A DB YOU FUCKTARDS AND HE’S NOT SOME SNOT NOSED KID LIKE THIS NEW GUY” is what I wanted to shout.

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
I’d like to also throw my vote to Dollarbill as the funniest poster in the history of the site.[/quote]

Fuck you. He’s not even the funniest DB on this site.[/quote]

I admit, your pretty funny.
I also admit it annoyed me for quite a while when people referred to you as DB. “WE’VE ALREADY GOT A DB YOU FUCKTARDS AND HE’S NOT SOME SNOT NOSED KID LIKE THIS NEW GUY” is what I wanted to shout.[/quote]

That’s funny. Before I showed up here, everybody called Vegita “V”. After I built up a bit of a rep for myself, especially after starting the Asian Vixens thread (which for a while was edging Vegita’s Ass Worship out of the number one spot on the SAMA forum), people started referring to me as “V”. Vegita never mentioned it, but I could tell it kind of pissed him off. The fact that he had a bit of a crush on a certain teenaged witch didn’t help, either. We ended up being friends, though.

And Dollarbill was fucking funny as fuck.

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
I’d like to also throw my vote to Dollarbill as the funniest poster in the history of the site.[/quote]

Fuck you. He’s not even the funniest DB on this site.[/quote]

I admit, your pretty funny.
I also admit it annoyed me for quite a while when people referred to you as DB. “WE’VE ALREADY GOT A DB YOU FUCKTARDS AND HE’S NOT SOME SNOT NOSED KID LIKE THIS NEW GUY” is what I wanted to shout.[/quote]

Your grammar sucks, and I keep a small child from the island of Java to lick the snot out of my nose. It’s clean as a spit-shined asshole.

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
I’d like to also throw my vote to Dollarbill as the funniest poster in the history of the site.[/quote]

Fuck you. He’s not even the funniest DB on this site.[/quote]

I admit, your pretty funny.
I also admit it annoyed me for quite a while when people referred to you as DB. “WE’VE ALREADY GOT A DB YOU FUCKTARDS AND HE’S NOT SOME SNOT NOSED KID LIKE THIS NEW GUY” is what I wanted to shout.[/quote]

I just thought of something about DBCooper that’s pretty funny that you all should know about. He is pissed off by me saying “I admit you’re pretty funny” You see you can’t actually admit to someone else being funny. You have to say “I admit, I think you are pretty funny”

Btw Coop, you might want to consult V about getting that great american novel written. I googled him last night and holy shit that guys a prolific writer. He must have been holed up in some backwoods Minnesota cabin for the last five years writing non stop.

Since all you old guys are here this is probably a good time to ask: how do you find the archived SAMA pages? I know someone had the directions on here once but I can’t remember and I miss teenage witches too.

Actually, speaking of Dollarbill and SAMA, one thread you absolutely must look for is “Modern Day Pirate/Harem”. If anyone wonders why occasionally Pushharder and I start talkin like pirates, and I call him “Pushbeard”, it is because of that thread.

On Edge, you have obviously been here long enough to know what it means to “oogie” someone, right? I feel distinctly oogied right now.

That’s not me, by the way.

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
On Edge, you have obviously been here long enough to know what it means to “oogie” someone, right? I feel distinctly oogied right now.

That’s not me, by the way. [/quote]

I remember him. He was being a dick so I bluffed him into thinking that I tracked down the TV station he worked for and sent links of his antics to his superiors.

I out oogied the Oogie.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
I’d like to also throw my vote to Dollarbill as the funniest poster in the history of the site.[/quote]

Fuck you. He’s not even the funniest DB on this site.[/quote]

I admit, your pretty funny.
I also admit it annoyed me for quite a while when people referred to you as DB. “WE’VE ALREADY GOT A DB YOU FUCKTARDS AND HE’S NOT SOME SNOT NOSED KID LIKE THIS NEW GUY” is what I wanted to shout.[/quote]

Your grammar sucks, and I keep a small child from the island of Java to lick the snot out of my nose. It’s clean as a spit-shined asshole.[/quote]

For the record, I made that post last night and went on to other things. Then I sensed your sphincter tightening up over my writing so I came back and made my post about grammar BEFORE your post came up.

By the way, whatever the joke is about ooglied or whatever, it’s going clean over my head.

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

That’s not me, by the way. [/quote]

Sorry for the mistake in identity.

Hey, your not just ashamed your books are selling for 2.50 on Amazon are you? LOL

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
I’d like to also throw my vote to Dollarbill as the funniest poster in the history of the site.[/quote]

Fuck you. He’s not even the funniest DB on this site.[/quote]

I admit, your pretty funny.
I also admit it annoyed me for quite a while when people referred to you as DB. “WE’VE ALREADY GOT A DB YOU FUCKTARDS AND HE’S NOT SOME SNOT NOSED KID LIKE THIS NEW GUY” is what I wanted to shout.[/quote]

Your grammar sucks, and I keep a small child from the island of Java to lick the snot out of my nose. It’s clean as a spit-shined asshole.[/quote]

For the record, I made that post last night and went on to other things. Then I sensed your sphincter tightening up over my writing so I came back and made my post about grammar BEFORE your post came up.

By the way, whatever the joke is about ooglied or whatever, it’s going clean over my head.[/quote]

Oogie was a stalker of Prof X or some other regular poster I believe.

[quote]on edge wrote:
I’d like to also throw my vote to Dollarbill as the funniest poster in the history of the site.[/quote]

Fuck you.

The Count owns that title.

He was fucking hilarious.

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
I’d like to also throw my vote to Dollarbill as the funniest poster in the history of the site.[/quote]

Fuck you.

The Count owns that title.

He was fucking hilarious. [/quote]

You and DB are tied for first.

Except he’s maybe like 0.1 ahead of you cause of that funny thing he said about hearing the sirens coming.
HAHAHHAA

You can always catch up though…

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
I’d like to also throw my vote to Dollarbill as the funniest poster in the history of the site.[/quote]

Fuck you.

The Count owns that title.

He was fucking hilarious. [/quote]

You and DB are tied for first.

Except he’s maybe like 0.1 ahead of you cause of that funny thing he said about hearing the sirens coming.
HAHAHHAA

You can always catch up though…[/quote]

Nards is funnier than both of them.