[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
Spock if you were on a road trip how many of your favorite allies would you say you should bring along?
A) 1
B) 2
C) 3
D) 4 or more[/quote]
Is this a trick question?[/quote]
haha no
Second question:
How loaded on snacks and supplies should you be?
A) Unloaded
B) Partially Loaded
C) Fully Loaded
D) Overloaded[/quote]
Ohh two allies fully loaded
I am rhcp queen forever! ![/quote]
This will only hurt for a little while
Ill only put the head of it in
I promise that ill never try to cum in your mouth
I learned to eat pussy by practicing eating halves of kiwi with only my tongue
I did that with yogurt too lol
And papayaā¦
I feel like my tongue is a lot longer than it was supposed to be because of all the stretching id do getting down with the yogurt cups
Spocks oral post made me think of thhat
[quote]Kakarat wrote:
Go[/quote]
My mate to a chick he just met:
āShould we grab a burger and head back to my place? Or are you a vegetarian?ā
[quote]stokes1989 wrote:
Iām gonna rape you laterā¦o wait thats not very funny[/quote]
Iām not gonna raep anymore, but Iām not gonna raep any less.
Out with the gf and her gay friend. Random guy hits on her and I convince him to buy her some shots which I of course drink instead. Gay friend thinks the guy is cute and wants to bang him. So we get him really drunk and as heās dangling off gay friend who is shamelessly groping him the gay whispers to us āiām gonna try to take him back to my placeā then says out loud to all of us āhey lets get you another drinkā. as they walk off i yell āBOTTOMS UPā
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]GCF wrote:
After reading this thread it confirms what I have suspected for a long timeā¦ I am the funniest person on this board.[/quote]
supersaiyan is the funniest person on this board.
Although apparently there was some mythical ādollarbillā character who used to be the funniest.[/quote]
I donāt remember exactly what he said but ther was one thing dollarbill said once that cracked me up something fierce.
[quote]on edge wrote:
I do agree with Sen Say about Stu though. Stu is lucky heās strong, buff and an all around classy guy because apparently he sure aint funny.[/quote]
Alright, hereās one from a long while back.
I was home from college, and my father had dragged me food shopping with him. As usual, he had this very detailed shopping list from my mother. We end up in the coffee aisle, where they have stuff in vacuum sealed bags, cans, glass jars, every type of container you can imagine.
My fatherās looking back and forth, totally confused about which one my mother intends him to buy.
Dad:āThis is crazyā¦ does your mother like it in the can?ā
Me:āHow should I know Dad, Iām away at school, and to be honest thatās kind of a personal question between two consenting adultsā
He still laughs when I bring it up 
S
Since we are sharing bad one-linersā¦
At a bachelor party a couple months back, the groomās dad started the first night with us (it was a weekend-long camping thing). So ādadā was going to drive home late (he hadnāt been drinking), but we convinced him to go to another site he owned in the area, sleep, and leave early the next morning instead. ā¦So next morning comes around and weāre still up drinking. āDadā comes back to the camp (Imagine a very strong polish accent),
āGL! Are you all still awake?!?ā
āNo, no, no. We just got up early to go jogging.ā
One very dick-ish one liner that stuck with me all the way from high school. So a buddy and I are down by the weightroom and a very large (fat) girl steps in. I donāt think I had ever seen her before and my buddy didnāt know her either. She is somewhat out of breath and very loudly asks, āDO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE JENNY IS?!?!?!?!?!?!?ā
Without missing a beat, my buddy says, āThe only āJennyā I know is āJenny Craigā, and she aināt here.ā
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
Spock if you were on a road trip how many of your favorite allies would you say you should bring along?
A) 1
B) 2
C) 3
D) 4 or more[/quote]
Is this a trick question?[/quote]
haha no
Second question:
How loaded on snacks and supplies should you be?
A) Unloaded
B) Partially Loaded
C) Fully Loaded
D) Overloaded[/quote]
You are on fire lately.
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
I learned to eat pussy by practicing eating halves of kiwi with only my tongue
I did that with yogurt too lol
And papayaā¦
I feel like my tongue is a lot longer than it was supposed to be because of all the stretching id do getting down with the yogurt cups
Spocks oral post made me think of thhat[/quote]
HAHA!
I used to practice making out on my brotherās My Buddy dollā¦
He tasted almost salty in a weird way.
Good times.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
I learned to eat pussy by practicing eating halves of kiwi with only my tongue
I did that with yogurt too lol
And papayaā¦
I feel like my tongue is a lot longer than it was supposed to be because of all the stretching id do getting down with the yogurt cups
Spocks oral post made me think of thhat[/quote]
HAHA!
I used to practice making out on my brotherās My Buddy dollā¦
He tasted almost salty in a weird way.
Good times.
[/quote]
Maybe your brother āpracticedā on him too. Hence the salty tasteā¦
[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
I learned to eat pussy by practicing eating halves of kiwi with only my tongue
I did that with yogurt too lol
And papayaā¦
I feel like my tongue is a lot longer than it was supposed to be because of all the stretching id do getting down with the yogurt cups
Spocks oral post made me think of thhat[/quote]
HAHA!
I used to practice making out on my brotherās My Buddy dollā¦
He tasted almost salty in a weird way.
Good times.
[/quote]
Maybe your brother āpracticedā on him too. Hence the salty tasteā¦ [/quote]
Lol, first thing I thought of.
There is something that women love about confidence. A friend of mine is the king of one liner pick-ups. The confidence to walk up to a woman you have never met before and say something like, āBaby I wanna ride you like a broke down Harley on a bad piece of roadā seems to work.
Apparently they appreciate the candor and the confidence as have seen those lines work for him, repeatedly. I am always standing by trying not piss my pants when he pulls this shit out. But they work, somehow.
[quote]installglass wrote:
There is something that women love about confidence. A friend of mine is the king of one liner pick-ups. The confidence to walk up to a woman you have never met before and say something like, āBaby I wanna ride you like a broke down Harley on a bad piece of roadā seems to work.
Apparently they appreciate the candor and the confidence as have seen those lines work for him, repeatedly. I am always standing by trying not piss my pants when he pulls this shit out. But they work, somehow.[/quote]
Yeah but the women they work on have been worked over a lot Iāll bet.
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
I do agree with Sen Say about Stu though. Stu is lucky heās strong, buff and an all around classy guy because apparently he sure aint funny.[/quote]
Alright, hereās one from a long while back.
I was home from college, and my father had dragged me food shopping with him. As usual, he had this very detailed shopping list from my mother. We end up in the coffee aisle, where they have stuff in vacuum sealed bags, cans, glass jars, every type of container you can imagine.
My fatherās looking back and forth, totally confused about which one my mother intends him to buy.
Dad:āThis is crazyā¦ does your mother like it in the can?ā
Me:āHow should I know Dad, Iām away at school, and to be honest thatās kind of a personal question between two consenting adultsā
He still laughs when I bring it up
S[/quote]
That would be hilarious if you said it to anyone other than your Dad. Saying it to your dad just kills it with awkwardness.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
What was this thread about again?[/quote]
The Righteous & The Wicked[/quote]
War and peace
The killing fist
Of the human beast
P.O.P
Prodigies Of Peace
Hear me when Iām calling you
From my knees
I am playing for a better day
Holy mother earth
Crying into space
Tears on her pretty face
For she has been raped
Killing your future blood
Fill her with disease
Global abortion please
That is what she needs
Are we fire flies
Flashing in the night
Big thunder rumble fish
Did you get it right
Headstrong battle song
Exploding souls be gone
Marvin Gaye my love
Where did we go wrong
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Hehehehheheheheheheh
True men donāt kill coyotes[/quote]
I want to party on your puuuuuuuuuuussy, baaaayyyyyyybaaaaayyyyyyyyy
Okay, Iām not funny (funnier than Stu but thatās not saying much {yeah probably donāt know him well enough to rib him this much}) but my son is pretty funny, or at least he was when he was about five.
One time we were sitting around the table having dinner or something and we were talking smack to each other. Something about who was smarter. He says āOh yeah Daddy, when I grow up Iām going to be a scientist.ā I replied āWell, I hope you do buā¦ Hey, Iām a scientist.ā He shot back with an exasperated expression āDaddy, your a food scientist. Thatās like the lowest for of scientist.ā
Another time, same table same type of smack. I say, to whatever he said, āOh yeah, well at least I LOOK GOOD.ā He replies āDaddy, ya know, sometimes you donāt look all that good.ā āOh yeah, WHEN?ā āWhen youāre naked.ā
Seems to me there was a third one that I canāt remember right now. Maybe someone can remind me since I told all these in SAMA a few years ago. Haha.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
What was this thread about again?[/quote]
The Righteous & The Wicked[/quote]
Skinny sweaty man