So I was looking at craigslist for equipment when I decided to browse jobs just for shits and giggles, and sure enough, I got me some giggles:
Brilliant!
Funny
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
DAMN!!!
Whoever authored that is gonna score an assload of free amateur poloroids.
hmmm…
Wanted:
Nekkid Cajun Queens for photo ops. Send naked pictures of yourself and contact info to me to judge for potential photo shoot.
PS
This is legit.
PSS
I’m not a stalker.
PSSS
I promise.
This line right here is what made it perfect:
“Due to high responses, We may not be able to contact you back if we are unable to use you.”
lol, now he has justified why the women won’t be contacted, and will never have to pay anyone “at least $3000.00”
LOL do people actually fall for that?
[quote]Misterhamper wrote:
LOL do people actually fall for that?[/quote]
Errrrrrr…oooooppppps.
I wanted to send him pictures of old naked men, or some transvestites, but I don’t want him having my email address, and I’m too lazy to make a new one.
Niiiiiice… Yesterday I read something like this:
" Housemaid wanted. Must be 175cm (at least), 50kg (max), 24yrs old (max). No skills required."
And underneath a phone number. I asked my girlfriend to call and put it on the speaker. A woman answered and her first words were “Na moq bokluk mu otkysnah glavata, a ako te namerq i teb kuchko i tvoqta shte otkysna…” (it’s in Bulgarian)
= " I tore that piece of sht’s head off, and if I ever find you bich, I’ll tore yours off too."
Can’t imagine what happened to the poor dude…
hahaha that is genius.
[quote]SWR wrote:
I wanted to send him pictures of old naked men, or some transvestites, but I don’t want him having my email address, and I’m too lazy to make a new one.
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That’s actually a really good idea. I just might do that.
But explicitly stating what makes the joke funny, a la your previous post, slaughters the joke.