Best of Craigslist

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For anyone who hasn’t checked this out, I highly recommend it.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

Here is a sample:

Anyone ever been caught…
Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT

…doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There’s not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was… it was like she didn’t just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don’t really don’t know what else to say.

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…that was me.

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I liked the “Mr. FUV driver.” So true!

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The bed bugs rant was a good read too:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/196226851.html

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Be careful guys,I read somewhere(maybe Hustler)that a lot of the women looking for guys on criagslist are actually gay dudes trying to get pics of straight guys nakid.They just put up pics of good looking women and prey on horny guys looking for easy women.And no,it didn’t happen to me.

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So no-one else is cracked up over the mask and snorkel??

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[quote]Panther1015 wrote:
The bed bugs rant was a good read too:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/196226851.html[/quote]

haha, yeah I liked that one too…the one about the snorkel was a bit too weird to be believable, I mean a rope around his neck to choke himself with I could understand, but a snorkel? that’s just plain weird.

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Oh, this one is fucking hilarious.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/162480416.html

DD

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[quote]slimjim wrote:
Panther1015 wrote:
The bed bugs rant was a good read too:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/196226851.html

haha, yeah I liked that one too…the one about the snorkel was a bit too weird to be believable, I mean a rope around his neck to choke himself with I could understand, but a snorkel? that’s just plain weird.[/quote]

I think that is partly the point. A good portion of these posts are made up so you have to give the guy credit for the snorkel one.

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[quote]singram wrote:
Be careful guys,I read somewhere(maybe Hustler)that a lot of the women looking for guys on criagslist are actually gay dudes trying to get pics of straight guys nakid.They just put up pics of good looking women and prey on horny guys looking for easy women.And no,it didn’t happen to me.[/quote]

That’s where I get my straight dope from too. Porno mags. (I read em for the articles).

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Ha! A bodybuilding related rant:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/183867523.html

Hopefully he’s not a T-member.

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This one is funny as shit…

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/90382609.html

This one is actually useful for anybody looking to get a job.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/101949754.html

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Makeshift sanitary pad:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/186179557.html