[quote]Chushin wrote:
Mikeyali wrote:
Mine threatened to falsify a report so as to get me arrested for a felony. Nice guy…
mike
I’d be interested in the whole story, Mike, if you’re willing.[/quote]
It’s not terribly exciting, but here’s the scoop:
I got kidnapped the day before my wedding for my bachelor party. On the way out I yell out to my wife to make sure she brings my backpack. I needed it for my carryon when we went on our honeymoon. She forgot it and had a friend get it. It had a full Beretta mag in a hidden pocket.
Anyshit I get married and we are going through the checkpoint at the airport when a TSA agent pulls me off to the side. My wife says, “You don’t have to be so rude!” so the TSA agent says, “Well then you can come along too!”
So he starts giving me the third degree asking me if I knew why I got pulled out of line which I honestly didn’t. I didn’t know I had the mag in there.
He finally tells me and I chuckle. I didn’t think it was a big deal but he is being deadly serious.
“Why do you have a clip?” (fucktard called the mag a clip)
“Because I have a gun.”
My wife recognized this as being more serious than I was taking it and tried to cut in and clarify things. He looked at her and said, “The best thing you can do is to shut your mouth. I can make this situation much worse than it is.”
At this point I started to get angry with him talking to my wife like that. But I stayed cool and didn’t curse him out or anything. He kept asking me stupid questions which I suppose now I shouldn’t have answered without a lawyer present.
I told him that this was all an accident and that I didn’t know I had the mag but that I didn’t think it was a big deal. At this time he told the lady at the checkpoint to shut down the entire checkpoint. I assume we was just making a scene and pressuring me. I had this done to me by the local police at a grocery store once over me legally OC’ing.
“Not serious? How would you feel if you knew the person next to you was carrying a deadly weapon?!”
At which point my wife interjected, “Deadly weapon? What’s he going to do, throw the rounds at people?!”
He told me wife to shut up. I became agitated and he turned to me and said, “I can tell this was an honest accident, but if you don’t cooperate with me I will put this in my report so as to get you charged with a felony. Do not mess with me.”
At that time I demanded his name. He put his finger over half of the numbers on his TSA badge and said, “This is all you’re going to get.”
I looked under the big badge to a smaller one under it and said, “Is that so Oscar L. Olsen?”
He obviously didn’t like this. Well another friend who was there was on a cell phone to her lawyer. My wife knew her from college republicans when we actually were Republicans. He told her to get off her phone and she refused. About this time he realized this may be trouble and said that I can ship the mag back but can’t bring it on. I said okay, and had her get a box. He then refused to release it because it had ammo in it and it’s a federal crime to ship ammo apparently.
I told him to keep the ammo. He refused to saying that it isn’t his job to handle my ammo. At this time I got pissed and did what any dumbass vet does and pulled the vet card on him. But he seemed to think his time in the air force many decades ago made him immune to it. Mind you the checkpoint has been closed for 15 minutes now and this whole encounter is at about 30 minutes. He said the only way I’m getting the mag back is if he takes me to a police station and hands it over to me in front of a cop.
I told him let’s do it even though I’d miss my flight. My wife at this time was crying and urged me into just letting it go. Being our honeymoon and all I finally told him to keep it, said, “Semper Fi asshole” and walked off.
Again, nothing exciting but it is a good example of being threatened and bullied by men in uniform.
I was later offered a job with TSA and still have one if I want it but for some reason I seem to desire to stand on principal and am turning down several jobs which would pay me well, opting instead to keep my current crap job with bad pay. Not an easy choice when you’re the sole breadwinner for the family.
mike